最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路,終於入到一間冰室度坐。349Please respect copyright.PENANA83uyFKcP5B
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經過最新了解,知道佢x1都係phy,我心裡默喜,因為終於可以日日見面了。349Please respect copyright.PENANASGZqHaQXBl
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我:點解你咁早放嘅?349Please respect copyright.PENANALJxg4C4pNz
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阿玲:老闆好人嘛~349Please respect copyright.PENANA0sXcDWK4U5
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我地望左陣餐牌,然後叫埋野食。349Please respect copyright.PENANANeaDiT2MD3
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阿玲:你真係唔打J㗎?你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。349Please respect copyright.PENANAjr9T0PCnm0
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我:會嘅,但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面349Please respect copyright.PENANA1yw9bYMmSw
我:我係戀物type349Please respect copyright.PENANAzPVehmH2V1
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講起性topic,或多或少都會尷尬。349Please respect copyright.PENANAK45KcZPHwe
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阿玲:點樣戀物法?349Please respect copyright.PENANAIzxxNFhUp0
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我:女裝349Please respect copyright.PENANAC7scmrK9wI
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阿玲:咁有冇試過做偽娘?349Please respect copyright.PENANAF4NMy03U0y
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我:幼稚園時試過,但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。349Please respect copyright.PENANAyuPpVcTgNX
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講起我嘅性生活,如果你問我中意男定女嘅話,我當然係中意女㗎啦。349Please respect copyright.PENANAJ21Bcvn78E
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不過如果俾人問到:你想同男仔攪定女仔攪?我就會諗一陣先答到:同女仔攪。349Please respect copyright.PENANAb452fE7cMK
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只不過,我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢,我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。349Please respect copyright.PENANAb0W3XCz43h
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In general,「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力,或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話,有啲人真係討厭扑嘢,有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫;而我就屬於後者。349Please respect copyright.PENANAMUvm6MMTDS
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雖然唔一定扑嘢,但身為無性戀,都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。349Please respect copyright.PENANAxuVijhiQrb
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲,同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多,可能返工見人見得多,所以唔再怕羞,我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。349Please respect copyright.PENANAVXOIMXWXF3
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dead air咗幾秒,我又問野。349Please respect copyright.PENANA0hMJtLy3D2
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我:你真係未識過男朋友?349Please respect copyright.PENANA7ieEChUSbr
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阿玲:女朋友就有。349Please respect copyright.PENANArZTVLAFJOp
(暗笑地回道)349Please respect copyright.PENANA6Un6nJOGls
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呢個世代,一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常,都無須驚訝。349Please respect copyright.PENANAsq4V8b9zZH
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我:邊個邊個?349Please respect copyright.PENANAPfCpojwimL
(我咀角上揚,盯住佢雙眼)349Please respect copyright.PENANAngOUZBFTjV
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你:咪你囉,你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁,我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。349Please respect copyright.PENANA4I8kCPbSX6
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題外話,我記得以前睇過一本書,叫做「男女心理大不同」,入面有一節講過,有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨,3成柔情似水嘅味),咁先係最吸引女仔。349Please respect copyright.PENANAoKhfVsRq9s
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呢種心理背後嘅原因,係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外,有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。349Please respect copyright.PENANAX7AqEal2T4
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當然,係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話,唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。349Please respect copyright.PENANAQG6wkE0yoI
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但唔好忘記,你點玩都好,始終要做返男仔。349Please respect copyright.PENANA2NCaed6Usy
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吹左陣水,飯終於到。349Please respect copyright.PENANABaSoeIa01m
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉,而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯,大家仲有湯送添。349Please respect copyright.PENANA7z66mevPbs
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我:你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇!349Please respect copyright.PENANAjxaBFYlcTB
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半,阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。349Please respect copyright.PENANAaJboBaW9I3
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阿玲:你識唔識希臘神話?349Please respect copyright.PENANANkdYMHqqhB
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我:知少少啦~349Please respect copyright.PENANA3rgSnzn5y5
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D,所以唔會完全唔識。349Please respect copyright.PENANAQwpFVlx8JS
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎,原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。349Please respect copyright.PENANAro3T0uMkHB
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阿玲:知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野,所以我專登買比你。349Please respect copyright.PENANAX89UPvwaQb
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我:多謝你呀!你買咗幾多錢呀?349Please respect copyright.PENANAAwJeX9817b
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阿玲:係我frd幫我買架,都唔係好貴啫,百零二百蚊啦。349Please respect copyright.PENANAiaFnLHQVHP
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阿玲:你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時,要點著呢盞燈,因為聖火會保護你呀!只要有油就點到火喇。349Please respect copyright.PENANAHL5r9fCly7
(佢燦爛地笑道)349Please respect copyright.PENANAtinFVBuV6A
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我:但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵349Please respect copyright.PENANAbIOUAJhlq5
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阿玲:但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩?有乜理由製造完人類,就唔比人類用火煮食,明明火係生活必須品嘛!349Please respect copyright.PENANAxc24uxQYWm
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件,如果我係希臘神族,我都會反抗宙斯。349Please respect copyright.PENANAYXXis9enxl
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我:我問你一個問題呀?349Please respect copyright.PENANAsz0k3XaJQd
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阿玲:咩?349Please respect copyright.PENANAfAqG5Dm5ed
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我:如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈,攪到屋企火粥,咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火?349Please respect copyright.PENANAs95tXYrSnr
(我挑逗地說)349Please respect copyright.PENANATVlS8t5uOS
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阿玲:到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。349Please respect copyright.PENANAx52a1RZW27
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妳個答案都有想像力。349Please respect copyright.PENANA2oFocsFpZH
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我同阿玲食完飯,叫埋兩杯甜品。349Please respect copyright.PENANAehhLkemSf8
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阿玲:我有首歌要比你聽。349Please respect copyright.PENANAPuxUol2nhU
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佢share耳筒比我,都幾好聽bo。349Please respect copyright.PENANAT4IiR8nXqz
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「I love it when you call me senoirta349Please respect copyright.PENANAUkDQuqiaAF
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya349Please respect copyright.PENANAmBtKVrHNPf
But every touch is ooh, la-la-la349Please respect copyright.PENANAkmCiXcmudN
It's true, la-la-la349Please respect copyright.PENANAVuUIXkhMch
Ooh, I should be running349Please respect copyright.PENANAzRVXttrLx6
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」349Please respect copyright.PENANAbAIMd0D8yr
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首歌名係Senorita349Please respect copyright.PENANAT8VVAm5600
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。349Please respect copyright.PENANApcDOHgambE
我立即攞電話出黎google,原來senorita 本來係西班牙文,意思叫:未婚女人,用廣東話型象化地表達,即係叫人地做:小姐姐。349Please respect copyright.PENANAdz7nqLt36D
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阿玲:最近熱爆wor,youtube日日都見到排榜首。349Please respect copyright.PENANAAVdTeKlOtL
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我:聽歌詞,個背景天氣應該係夏天?349Please respect copyright.PENANAfcImYqkk3V
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阿玲:冇錯,小姐姐。349Please respect copyright.PENANAsXcGcrbkjQ
(挑逗地說)349Please respect copyright.PENANABxE7gFLo83
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我:夠啦小妹妹,唔好再叫我姐姐喇。349Please respect copyright.PENANAlwD1PmwVTc
(我終於忍唔住, 變回冷酷的臉)349Please respect copyright.PENANAkjeigfOqqQ
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「阿玲,你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱,拮件芒果餵阿玲。349Please respect copyright.PENANA5ybKSRgSqe
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。349Please respect copyright.PENANAk9fSr6HGMw
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阿玲:今個月尾,即28號開始,我有一個星期day off,想去長洲過夜呀。349Please respect copyright.PENANAg56vwcb8DP
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我:咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。349Please respect copyright.PENANAosY4lfZGPu
我:約你28號中午,由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。349Please respect copyright.PENANAKKrywoa202
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我送阿玲一個微笑,而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。349Please respect copyright.PENANAlSk96JWpg0
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阿玲:咁約定你到時見喇,我再wts你呀。349Please respect copyright.PENANAFW22ZeQSVw
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我:一言為定349Please respect copyright.PENANAiksYYKU0pO
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說畢,我又摸佢個頭頂。349Please respect copyright.PENANAvvkoYHKeZI
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阿玲:哎呀,唔好攪我個頭啦,又俾你攪到亂曬。349Please respect copyright.PENANAegFfGInh2J
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我:咁我幫你梳返順囉。349Please respect copyright.PENANAw3aqa6yKMd
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最後離開冰室,我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望,默許了長洲的約會。349Please respect copyright.PENANAasJTJxsSu6
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多謝妳送我油燈,Senorita.