最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路,終於入到一間冰室度坐。370Please respect copyright.PENANAcvYP6yIniK
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經過最新了解,知道佢x1都係phy,我心裡默喜,因為終於可以日日見面了。370Please respect copyright.PENANAC7CRsypWm5
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我:點解你咁早放嘅?370Please respect copyright.PENANAGSbN7LIHrl
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阿玲:老闆好人嘛~370Please respect copyright.PENANAgzgzoO46JC
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我地望左陣餐牌,然後叫埋野食。370Please respect copyright.PENANAl9uRcZgRHg
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阿玲:你真係唔打J㗎?你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。370Please respect copyright.PENANAJ7JS7JqTDP
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我:會嘅,但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面370Please respect copyright.PENANAHREy5IOjBz
我:我係戀物type370Please respect copyright.PENANAzbOkxQRfe2
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講起性topic,或多或少都會尷尬。370Please respect copyright.PENANAL1YRubnkhL
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阿玲:點樣戀物法?370Please respect copyright.PENANASrtvOdRTgW
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我:女裝370Please respect copyright.PENANAeIkk0WDNyJ
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阿玲:咁有冇試過做偽娘?370Please respect copyright.PENANAPnDPvIlgGl
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我:幼稚園時試過,但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。370Please respect copyright.PENANAembFD1E6qp
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講起我嘅性生活,如果你問我中意男定女嘅話,我當然係中意女㗎啦。370Please respect copyright.PENANAD1avTKRekO
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不過如果俾人問到:你想同男仔攪定女仔攪?我就會諗一陣先答到:同女仔攪。370Please respect copyright.PENANANYQ0hA8yfu
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只不過,我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢,我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。370Please respect copyright.PENANAZXl9TuNlul
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In general,「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力,或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話,有啲人真係討厭扑嘢,有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫;而我就屬於後者。370Please respect copyright.PENANABlq4o7aeBd
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雖然唔一定扑嘢,但身為無性戀,都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。370Please respect copyright.PENANASXzRU4QflP
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲,同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多,可能返工見人見得多,所以唔再怕羞,我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。370Please respect copyright.PENANAVQAr0mtm0E
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dead air咗幾秒,我又問野。370Please respect copyright.PENANA4sAqCwtTR6
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我:你真係未識過男朋友?370Please respect copyright.PENANArs3Kq5TIlb
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阿玲:女朋友就有。370Please respect copyright.PENANAJUJFFF6Uig
(暗笑地回道)370Please respect copyright.PENANAZTCecTHfLs
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呢個世代,一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常,都無須驚訝。370Please respect copyright.PENANAmiGG3Ya3In
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我:邊個邊個?370Please respect copyright.PENANApvWBGXNDk7
(我咀角上揚,盯住佢雙眼)370Please respect copyright.PENANAWGiAWkRNtk
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你:咪你囉,你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁,我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。370Please respect copyright.PENANAruMolrTeDX
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題外話,我記得以前睇過一本書,叫做「男女心理大不同」,入面有一節講過,有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨,3成柔情似水嘅味),咁先係最吸引女仔。370Please respect copyright.PENANAZcHaPyAyME
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呢種心理背後嘅原因,係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外,有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。370Please respect copyright.PENANAwN3wXQk6Y3
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當然,係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話,唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。370Please respect copyright.PENANAuzcEPaTpf2
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但唔好忘記,你點玩都好,始終要做返男仔。370Please respect copyright.PENANAXt6sM8NqYF
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吹左陣水,飯終於到。370Please respect copyright.PENANAewaSlACQa5
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉,而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯,大家仲有湯送添。370Please respect copyright.PENANAvXrh1GBjMW
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我:你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇!370Please respect copyright.PENANAAAbBkCaOk0
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半,阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。370Please respect copyright.PENANAsHPofOSVr0
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阿玲:你識唔識希臘神話?370Please respect copyright.PENANAPj7jyO22CQ
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我:知少少啦~370Please respect copyright.PENANAo1PaeDP736
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D,所以唔會完全唔識。370Please respect copyright.PENANA2lsZ6d95GI
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎,原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。370Please respect copyright.PENANA272DszZWmd
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阿玲:知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野,所以我專登買比你。370Please respect copyright.PENANATXEDEFDYlO
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我:多謝你呀!你買咗幾多錢呀?370Please respect copyright.PENANAiFq7s8bwmX
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阿玲:係我frd幫我買架,都唔係好貴啫,百零二百蚊啦。370Please respect copyright.PENANAjxnq7UPm4U
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阿玲:你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時,要點著呢盞燈,因為聖火會保護你呀!只要有油就點到火喇。370Please respect copyright.PENANA73GTVT4rs0
(佢燦爛地笑道)370Please respect copyright.PENANAdiewGIc1MR
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我:但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵370Please respect copyright.PENANAXF8ajmhXKM
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阿玲:但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩?有乜理由製造完人類,就唔比人類用火煮食,明明火係生活必須品嘛!370Please respect copyright.PENANAtG1BuMzwej
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件,如果我係希臘神族,我都會反抗宙斯。370Please respect copyright.PENANAEMPQj7q8Kf
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我:我問你一個問題呀?370Please respect copyright.PENANA3S0GTERdEt
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阿玲:咩?370Please respect copyright.PENANAsuG32dBic3
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我:如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈,攪到屋企火粥,咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火?370Please respect copyright.PENANAoSK3ZzegUx
(我挑逗地說)370Please respect copyright.PENANAzIG1T9UVCX
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阿玲:到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。370Please respect copyright.PENANAGl6tSfp1IP
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妳個答案都有想像力。370Please respect copyright.PENANAiDdYItJlgL
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我同阿玲食完飯,叫埋兩杯甜品。370Please respect copyright.PENANALbNQ0YrT61
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阿玲:我有首歌要比你聽。370Please respect copyright.PENANAkYudolOYpn
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佢share耳筒比我,都幾好聽bo。370Please respect copyright.PENANAS7aQ0cG3Sb
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「I love it when you call me senoirta370Please respect copyright.PENANAWLB6bbALOW
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya370Please respect copyright.PENANACwLj6DBuV8
But every touch is ooh, la-la-la370Please respect copyright.PENANAYjJQT4WO4r
It's true, la-la-la370Please respect copyright.PENANAN00mfCt0GB
Ooh, I should be running370Please respect copyright.PENANAgH6zogY3ba
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」370Please respect copyright.PENANAafFYv4OGZP
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首歌名係Senorita370Please respect copyright.PENANAsdrY2GnNt0
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。370Please respect copyright.PENANAozcd8JdoGG
我立即攞電話出黎google,原來senorita 本來係西班牙文,意思叫:未婚女人,用廣東話型象化地表達,即係叫人地做:小姐姐。370Please respect copyright.PENANACQK8HcVa1G
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阿玲:最近熱爆wor,youtube日日都見到排榜首。370Please respect copyright.PENANAJwAKlTKBAT
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我:聽歌詞,個背景天氣應該係夏天?370Please respect copyright.PENANAgYFOMgbmLQ
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阿玲:冇錯,小姐姐。370Please respect copyright.PENANAxv0ILFodg7
(挑逗地說)370Please respect copyright.PENANABE1RmozKQC
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我:夠啦小妹妹,唔好再叫我姐姐喇。370Please respect copyright.PENANAiNaGIaKapS
(我終於忍唔住, 變回冷酷的臉)370Please respect copyright.PENANApXPOaogpI7
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「阿玲,你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱,拮件芒果餵阿玲。370Please respect copyright.PENANABYY2kTa8fQ
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。370Please respect copyright.PENANAOooznrECHn
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阿玲:今個月尾,即28號開始,我有一個星期day off,想去長洲過夜呀。370Please respect copyright.PENANAoYfupdJtSV
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我:咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。370Please respect copyright.PENANAPqsqRA5iu4
我:約你28號中午,由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。370Please respect copyright.PENANAs1LoGmWVGY
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我送阿玲一個微笑,而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。370Please respect copyright.PENANATVBzaGxvhY
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阿玲:咁約定你到時見喇,我再wts你呀。370Please respect copyright.PENANA9w8z2WHrJ3
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我:一言為定370Please respect copyright.PENANAHlVw22EwV9
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說畢,我又摸佢個頭頂。370Please respect copyright.PENANADsn9Meiymy
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阿玲:哎呀,唔好攪我個頭啦,又俾你攪到亂曬。370Please respect copyright.PENANAvzYVF3Va5R
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我:咁我幫你梳返順囉。370Please respect copyright.PENANACZFbwFg6nb
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最後離開冰室,我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望,默許了長洲的約會。370Please respect copyright.PENANAOyfmbvYn1Z
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多謝妳送我油燈,Senorita.