三月二十二日 星期一 二零二一 陰180Please respect copyright.PENANAj1UIg7oJZj
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晚上協力,我們聊到鮭魚之亂。180Please respect copyright.PENANAkqcIe2e4cr
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我:今天看報紙看到你們那邊的鮭魚之亂XD180Please respect copyright.PENANANLUKe1eQOD
平:鮭魚大受歡迎180Please respect copyright.PENANA7wc5uIvxRc
20:可有些人的名字改不回來180Please respect copyright.PENANAbAF5XL4k6r
我:改不回來?180Please respect copyright.PENANAKeVK4is8lK
20:因為我們一生只能改3次名字,有些人不知道小時候已被父母改名2次了,所以這次改成鮭魚後就改不回來180Please respect copyright.PENANAD7uzOHunbw
貓:我那麼愛吃鮭魚,都沒要改名做流浪鮭魚180Please respect copyright.PENANAEakRpzvA9C
我:流浪鮭魚XD180Please respect copyright.PENANAPOc8GaiXjC
20:也不是完全沒辦法改,但很難。要直系親人同名,或同縣的有人同名,就可以改第4次180Please respect copyright.PENANATVPjFvHAbl
我:報紙說有300人改名叫鮭魚,該很容易同縣同名啊180Please respect copyright.PENANAaoZjtBvLVC
20:難,因為他們都改得很怪。例如有人叫鮭魚與周公逆流而上= ="180Please respect copyright.PENANARGGlgMK45D
我:XD180Please respect copyright.PENANAEhofVjlkhe
貓:反正最多可以50字……180Please respect copyright.PENANAQVG9xQQ4xt
20:有人叫宇智波鮭魚……180Please respect copyright.PENANAxwIKcAchAj
我:XD180Please respect copyright.PENANAMGfxkYAEsG
20:所以要改第4次,相信要他爸爸也改名叫鮭魚,他才能改180Please respect copyright.PENANAqO25rtYe2O
我:那麼煩啊,可能他生個孩子叫鮭魚,再一起改更快180Please respect copyright.PENANAJ3lx52kZzh
貓:雲也許說得對……但試想想,哪有女生會嫁給鮭魚?180Please respect copyright.PENANAlHvzzXMa3Q
津:女生都吃鮭魚,這算愛嗎?180Please respect copyright.PENANAZiVH5aQInV
貓:配偶欄寫「鮭魚」,感覺自己都要變鮪魚了180Please respect copyright.PENANArHcJ2rNUGT
我:XD180Please respect copyright.PENANAdbK00mWDzT
波:改不了啦,如果爸爸跟孩子也叫鮭魚,只能孩子改名,爸爸不能改,所以要他爸爸改,他才能改180Please respect copyright.PENANA7PDCNB5dPV
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