三月二十二日 星期一 二零二一 陰204Please respect copyright.PENANAyIwnKIwLSo
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晚上協力,我們聊到鮭魚之亂。204Please respect copyright.PENANAZ7pKllrCbj
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我:今天看報紙看到你們那邊的鮭魚之亂XD204Please respect copyright.PENANAp6re2BgYNS
平:鮭魚大受歡迎204Please respect copyright.PENANAOWyHdupydl
20:可有些人的名字改不回來204Please respect copyright.PENANAOKYYaTnrbN
我:改不回來?204Please respect copyright.PENANAeQPiI1JKpa
20:因為我們一生只能改3次名字,有些人不知道小時候已被父母改名2次了,所以這次改成鮭魚後就改不回來204Please respect copyright.PENANAMUJIPcAGug
貓:我那麼愛吃鮭魚,都沒要改名做流浪鮭魚204Please respect copyright.PENANAtzTuK8pv6O
我:流浪鮭魚XD204Please respect copyright.PENANA7wzL0vGILM
20:也不是完全沒辦法改,但很難。要直系親人同名,或同縣的有人同名,就可以改第4次204Please respect copyright.PENANAfz4nsfFEhq
我:報紙說有300人改名叫鮭魚,該很容易同縣同名啊204Please respect copyright.PENANAakgoKH7rER
20:難,因為他們都改得很怪。例如有人叫鮭魚與周公逆流而上= ="204Please respect copyright.PENANAhxT4mE6e0c
我:XD204Please respect copyright.PENANAyWaBjqWete
貓:反正最多可以50字……204Please respect copyright.PENANAqAcnlWQJSI
20:有人叫宇智波鮭魚……204Please respect copyright.PENANA1oa4wPBFzb
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20:所以要改第4次,相信要他爸爸也改名叫鮭魚,他才能改204Please respect copyright.PENANA8xISZXdp1Q
我:那麼煩啊,可能他生個孩子叫鮭魚,再一起改更快204Please respect copyright.PENANAoi8Opinpfv
貓:雲也許說得對……但試想想,哪有女生會嫁給鮭魚?204Please respect copyright.PENANAmsynxXT5BM
津:女生都吃鮭魚,這算愛嗎?204Please respect copyright.PENANARIocr34xdD
貓:配偶欄寫「鮭魚」,感覺自己都要變鮪魚了204Please respect copyright.PENANAtu5hHmD8MY
我:XD204Please respect copyright.PENANArge5rT7IEq
波:改不了啦,如果爸爸跟孩子也叫鮭魚,只能孩子改名,爸爸不能改,所以要他爸爸改,他才能改204Please respect copyright.PENANAp83OzwUjCq
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