從我的方向望去只見到另一個我的側面，我見他一臉迷惘，搖搖頭，突然他眼尾望到我，面仔青青，眼仔突突。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxCuM66Umr
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「唉！屎忽鬼！咁我今次咪點答都錯。」他說。另一個自己對住我竟開口就是屎忽鬼，但語氣似氣餒多過想鬧我。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjA9xu8HJj1
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師傅講過劍俠剃頭，原地留低斷頭屍體，一個替代死者嘅鬼就會唔知邊度走出嚟，我見到一地都係同我一樣衣著嘅無頭屍體，然後另一個自己又對我講屎忽鬼，我不敢，但始終不禁聯想自己係咪俾人剃過頭來。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡueQgIYJjwK
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唔通我係鬼？佢又係鬼？而我已經俾人剃咗七八次頭？無記憶喎大佬！同埋另一個我都無俾人斬，宜家我已經出咗嚟啦，可以咁時空重疊架咩？315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4tPWTJKvg
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咁我同另一個我身體入面有無元神呢？我又係咪我呢？315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYlePtrIpV
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我戇撚鳩鳩，又同另一個我揮手。至於地下啲無頭屍，我都唔知驚唔驚好，我自己由飛玻璃劍想帶細蚊仔上山到宜家呢刻，個腦諗野都無停過，究竟幾時我變成一個屎忽鬼！315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJElA5TDP1l
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「馬死落地行啦！就當錯誤示範！」另一個我抖足一啖大氣，對住紅色怪物講：「你俾我睇果個前世，唔出家都在家學佛啦！其實人出家做和尚，都係想幫手宏揚佛法啫！做義工咁囉！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1O5HQaqefl
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「講埋啲自殺答案！實錯啊！唔洗閻摩降答你啦！」細蚊仔插嘴，「咁宜家科技咁發達，唔洗出家做和尚啦！在家修行，開個Youtube，Facebook，再唔係開台講經，上網寫故仔介紹吓佛教咪得囉！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVbDBzImix
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「咁錯誤示範吖嘛，我淨係諗到咁遠咋！」另一個我大聲講，又對我打哂眼色，然後他問細蚊仔，「痛唔痛架！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ymRfSkoWC
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「答咗你八次囉咪，等我錄埋音先！下次播返你聽！」細蚊仔拎出手機，眼望另一個我同時口對手機收音位講：「唔痛啊，낫놓고기역자도모른다，比刀斬完都唔知刀字點寫！華人劍俠咪話落地開眼見劍俠囉！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiq7LyBcTz
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同大家講返正確知識先，果陣我唔識韓文，相信另一個我都唔會聽得明，細蚊仔話咩就咩，後來我學成劍後，有次路過南韓同隻比人推落樓跌死嘅窮窮鬼飛髮，遇著一位南韓劍巫。我同佢講返件事，佢聽完中譯英文都唔知有句咁嘅韓文，雞同鴨講咗一陣，原來「낫놓고기역자도모른다」字面係放低鐮刀都唔知個「ㄱ」字，而「ㄱ」字筆劃成把鐮刀咁，係好簡單嘅字，原意用嚟笑人傻佬唔識字，亦係南北韓劍俠版本嘅「落地開眼見劍俠」。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfmcH4UsAw
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「又唔係你剃頭，梗係輕鬆架！」另一個我對細蚊仔說，然後他又同紅色怪物講：「大師兄，咁我係咪答唔啱啊！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWnEkCsfw8
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怪物全身赤紅，身高七尺，同時長住幾張臉孔同幾十條手臂，我認出佢就係收音機講嘅血僧大惡相，另一個我叫得佢大師兄，細蚊仔又提到閻摩降，話唔定怪物就係剃刀閻摩降嘅化身。數真啲，大師兄有九塊面，九塊都擰擰頭，睇來另一個我答錯咗人點解要做和尚。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3LWbu1RH5
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「大師兄，大師兄！唔係唔信你，但要爽手淨腳啊！」另一個我轉身背向大師兄，望住一雪地的斷頭自己，突然笑了一聲，「哈，有啲Get到啦，下次實答中！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Wzaj5QhLF
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細蚊仔學另一個我笑的聲音，大潑冷水：「哈！你次次都咁講！」315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4tnrm7x8J
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「請寶貝轉身！」另一個我呼叫一聲，大師兄其中一隻持劍手臂手起刀落，將另一個我人頭斬甩，人頭碌碌吓來到我面前打開眼，都咪話唔恐怖。315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRK2wz7mFde
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這時九個身體的記憶承繼進我腦袋，我就明白點解呢一刻我同細蚊仔要係度同大師兄玩佛學問答遊戲。口乾，下集再講！315Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtIMQNumN9
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