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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMmG6jsZBH
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I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3bgG4LeDL
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBQpdPucnw
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Curses! You've caught me.596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhrv1oR4Wf
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It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXp9RKFoy7B
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Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9NKts9AR9
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This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjI2WMha7UG
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Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHTPoKZ952
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None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCZOIovnLQ
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(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDURop8OtVM
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwYjHYhfc6
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ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lFZWcR7qI
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NEIN!!!!596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4qTXHoL0f
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Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMP3qnMhHVs
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Yeah right!596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeawFYv3KVH
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All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qxMiwFSJz
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKQqqsBNy5
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Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tgg5cKmAj
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(Keeps throwing bananas)596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3NPkzeOhb
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(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YnGQ6EFVM
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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