Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo359Please respect copyright.PENANAYNYNO7c4wj
- iPhones are SEXY359Please respect copyright.PENANAdskqbbrWkb
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!359Please respect copyright.PENANAi1SXERCbYz
- YOU LIE359Please respect copyright.PENANAkoVzXFPWt1
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag359Please respect copyright.PENANAIYSdsFPobT
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 359Please respect copyright.PENANAF8SWmHjbfu
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 359Please respect copyright.PENANAoTqZlScl2H
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.359Please respect copyright.PENANAwMliwjnUIK
- Character development is only possible through murder.359Please respect copyright.PENANAmqHEhuSs2T
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania359Please respect copyright.PENANAx4w4dixTar
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools359Please respect copyright.PENANA0yGAUP7YyJ
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess359Please respect copyright.PENANAO38pVKkcgU
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct359Please respect copyright.PENANAvFbEMnfwrB
- i like the *bling* *bling*359Please respect copyright.PENANAEPDMVCm8Nq
- hashtag accessorize359Please respect copyright.PENANAA3U6EmKRYI
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!359Please respect copyright.PENANAMf8J5fELOU
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!359Please respect copyright.PENANARm5fKHZkkC
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!359Please respect copyright.PENANAGWqwX1cak7
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore359Please respect copyright.PENANA3DjSf7kCNY
- we're done here, you butcher.359Please respect copyright.PENANAMEpp9rmLU8
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN359Please respect copyright.PENANAC0tLvCLUvN
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...359Please respect copyright.PENANAQG15DtrEmO
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars359Please respect copyright.PENANATD1G5BpVgH
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.359Please respect copyright.PENANAowlUNEZOCJ
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 359Please respect copyright.PENANAfLiiZElWoI
kid 2: sure. 359Please respect copyright.PENANAqxiIbvpg2v
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 359Please respect copyright.PENANAVjma2SJWwv
kid 2: ... sure.359Please respect copyright.PENANArSC4uCRMlX