Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo297Please respect copyright.PENANAhi1eL5F3Kw
- iPhones are SEXY297Please respect copyright.PENANAp9sSPowIxX
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!297Please respect copyright.PENANAlxc1Hq9rj1
- YOU LIE297Please respect copyright.PENANA8aqwCx3361
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag297Please respect copyright.PENANAdpwN0AfTrK
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 297Please respect copyright.PENANAmqoVWxlZ4I
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 297Please respect copyright.PENANA8JQItBgD5I
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.297Please respect copyright.PENANA14qciMhMhx
- Character development is only possible through murder.297Please respect copyright.PENANAJRNdMANBHj
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania297Please respect copyright.PENANAbjN6XhBavQ
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools297Please respect copyright.PENANAUhzmXu6Dfl
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess297Please respect copyright.PENANA1ssKQNlUid
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct297Please respect copyright.PENANAKjlYTdgvzI
- i like the *bling* *bling*297Please respect copyright.PENANAAH2DSEJR0Y
- hashtag accessorize297Please respect copyright.PENANAcnKjaX8bMK
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!297Please respect copyright.PENANAcMHmo6x43O
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!297Please respect copyright.PENANAcA5pYGppbl
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!297Please respect copyright.PENANA4IQEHLRbOs
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore297Please respect copyright.PENANAqHpXQdq1Oz
- we're done here, you butcher.297Please respect copyright.PENANA0YZwigeSVd
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN297Please respect copyright.PENANAmRVTfgLSAx
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...297Please respect copyright.PENANA4r4KY8rgAd
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars297Please respect copyright.PENANAUFWJRCPqLi
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.297Please respect copyright.PENANA4sMhNLZThU
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 297Please respect copyright.PENANA73r6v81OeE
kid 2: sure. 297Please respect copyright.PENANAqWf7m2PCVT
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 297Please respect copyright.PENANA3ZmBISBrwZ
kid 2: ... sure.297Please respect copyright.PENANA6xcQDOkV1Y