Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo412Please respect copyright.PENANA7NjPJOh4Jb
- iPhones are SEXY412Please respect copyright.PENANArqwAqcFNlY
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!412Please respect copyright.PENANAPJHwLC06Pu
- YOU LIE412Please respect copyright.PENANAgM8x1T7jFl
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag412Please respect copyright.PENANAI2Z3OnA50g
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 412Please respect copyright.PENANA0rBLaEoJx9
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 412Please respect copyright.PENANARO6Gesw5YY
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.412Please respect copyright.PENANAXsaXBxfD20
- Character development is only possible through murder.412Please respect copyright.PENANA97WStHrHHo
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania412Please respect copyright.PENANAUibpXZrFLX
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools412Please respect copyright.PENANAtKjlEiPct4
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess412Please respect copyright.PENANARk9Fhnv6HL
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct412Please respect copyright.PENANACNo1ES4Coo
- i like the *bling* *bling*412Please respect copyright.PENANAnongyG9uRK
- hashtag accessorize412Please respect copyright.PENANAmNpNiM17k8
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!412Please respect copyright.PENANAgXcg7L9RcY
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!412Please respect copyright.PENANACpbuchLt02
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!412Please respect copyright.PENANAV2pw3OUcVb
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore412Please respect copyright.PENANAtntNEEDNLt
- we're done here, you butcher.412Please respect copyright.PENANAD7aN3CpWq2
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN412Please respect copyright.PENANAUpr9KPNH8t
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...412Please respect copyright.PENANAuLHO7mV5zC
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars412Please respect copyright.PENANAPKVAHlqj3a
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.412Please respect copyright.PENANAA0W2UYsGc1
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 412Please respect copyright.PENANAvX7ppefsb7
kid 2: sure. 412Please respect copyright.PENANAZr3YPYFgeL
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 412Please respect copyright.PENANASwRtjEiqvo
kid 2: ... sure.412Please respect copyright.PENANAqf0GB9S5Ip