Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo413Please respect copyright.PENANAt51qCRF1TX
- iPhones are SEXY413Please respect copyright.PENANArE3O2ADvV4
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!413Please respect copyright.PENANArFZ8U2vSDH
- YOU LIE413Please respect copyright.PENANAf6YN5VPcyr
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag413Please respect copyright.PENANAtSRIvYFiKA
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 413Please respect copyright.PENANAnGtxi8RCZR
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 413Please respect copyright.PENANARqxvILTVXk
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.413Please respect copyright.PENANAwpywHWdc7x
- Character development is only possible through murder.413Please respect copyright.PENANAXaArHmR974
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania413Please respect copyright.PENANA7cYaOukkD2
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools413Please respect copyright.PENANADBMMJuQjji
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess413Please respect copyright.PENANAk3n1QWBoZf
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct413Please respect copyright.PENANAomCocHu8GR
- i like the *bling* *bling*413Please respect copyright.PENANAWeKDQ8JtTl
- hashtag accessorize413Please respect copyright.PENANAIClPn1GuLs
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!413Please respect copyright.PENANAXM7SIGUZeo
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!413Please respect copyright.PENANAKFxoWSo7QE
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!413Please respect copyright.PENANAtG3vmQ4PdW
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore413Please respect copyright.PENANAnr8eOIr5FD
- we're done here, you butcher.413Please respect copyright.PENANAKnBClYjGuE
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN413Please respect copyright.PENANAVEwH8XwtMj
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...413Please respect copyright.PENANAuvVMgvegC7
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars413Please respect copyright.PENANAyKeatQrfoL
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.413Please respect copyright.PENANAOtvzTXNlwq
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 413Please respect copyright.PENANAcoq9y21hzN
kid 2: sure. 413Please respect copyright.PENANAqMpPFRV4uT
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 413Please respect copyright.PENANAySNqj0BuGk
kid 2: ... sure.413Please respect copyright.PENANAqYhw90Z3Oo