從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXitnmM9MrC
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvtnQXwSHY
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinBPHF4n7s
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbg2FtAHnk
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzCKYp7CvZ
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidfbUF9Law
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8Mv8980YO
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXvMw8ufJR
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5pSWcZG3V
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZFFRjGYuW
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3XsaD6vnf
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0b0JDk90Zg
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDtrfzpr1D
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耳機插頭默默伸長。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9D22NsNga
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPG1UoqQXf
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電電，卒。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHbuVjWbyi
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hoRtILTWx
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemTEa7NCTE
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“上鳴！！”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgshlKrIqz8
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tBB9M15k2
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTnl90A8Jv
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuC8f9k4poN
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“我們？！”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQS7i6zgVqs
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小姐姐震驚了。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDphM8C1On
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsPFMbXSmo
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMRntDaMYl
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF44pVEH7H3
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“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCqtZ7ppcD
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBZIcnBeI0
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來日方長。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXreVvaX53j
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他們還有很長很長的時間。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0ZZa7Z3IY
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dLu8fYhCu
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeypQP3aXNf
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Y8pY6t8DY
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耳郎︰“……”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJfvMoeHUR
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摔！454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaS4WdnaBwd
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5zaAnhbr6
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbd8UyQKYL
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXP2CG5kc4G
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4GjRzqyqI
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“……”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQxOWqTPle
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDJrMIWjf7
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTUDsLJG9R
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“……”迷之微笑。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEOB45cAYX
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“ 擦。”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOqPWM7rJG
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vubWw9RTS
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7JHe5VCMW
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkoxzVakmJ
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也是非常頑強了……454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbv4z7mQpw3
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbSJCzLa4O
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“哇啊啊啊！！”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6F9YiQyBq
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fZjHDV8pM
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IM9txT1MJ
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIatTmNiLhS
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLK9kwz2mH
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNO2ocNox5
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQokbvfgs2
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZcEZc9rW7
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLsylVHItO
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhQOLqZyZD
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qkycdrnVc
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwlAqetFIU
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiKMHeSL4Y
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOTNfWlPAt
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想！都！別！想！454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFMmJKNxyC
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1ejIqtCzq
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8d0E3JtbM
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嗯？454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MG6NmZU7I
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCuWZwhnSc
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0T5Dkj9y5
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYc3GCfapET
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnFA0dmwVa
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8BTB8GUKx
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZaV7vFMAX
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我一個都不想選！454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fE9QugsTk
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJBJ2r2F1W
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqmkvRIpT9
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4XPPUWpiO
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“不，我不要！”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjdheiHS54
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“快點。”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovab8NnOTp
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFMqkIhnbd
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“少廢話。”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdd3t8OUQ7
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7YypKJorH
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytazH33sgH
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“想……”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolG3AIDO7r
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv032VcBM3Y
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最討厭停電了！！！454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6AjBbgdWC
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明天就去投訴物業！！！454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3iBzGcHA38
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNpM0Ypj4I
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHflu2sDMc
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七點。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4Di7DWLHr
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxIIaCyTDX
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAE2K1GCXKM
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NdbZFECyf
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上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66hGNXoRf4
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“是嗎？”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMdH2bxxCE
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyJ0ejpDvr
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上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBXqYE08dX
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房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqgeN3evL8
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSlMal2cnx
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媽噠我媳婦真好看！454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡButdO4P6s3
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當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QjemO6aHQ
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鎭？454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzn2OLfOH7
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耳郎扶額︰“……”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IRHfEsFUO
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真是沒眼看了。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBnOd0UaBQ
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這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrP6Hzzg7R
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9GZCGkq4E
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耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgcTLDYRDE
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上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbinuBdogb3
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電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkndJxj8zAo
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自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN55Dz6KPSb
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完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTWJutvDjV
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“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMGfdj509g
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上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKp3jHk8zS
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“喂！”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAByTB8WFD
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2D1nztBjF
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOZFdanV5P
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZzN7EDwSy
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIH23n8lahk
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“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCk39ZQKwMA
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7z0S2yMd9
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回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1y4vB8Qsd
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上耳︰“……”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZICRoXTYLX
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這幫家伙真不客氣。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRE2l33YfS
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鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUcSHtWOEz
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見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNe7CahRpEr
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拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ090KipJswA
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誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNiyKVp4QF
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耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMOLvJi7Pc
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目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tvHw2bDAv
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葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Zko0iS7tB
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“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1dsMDDXr6
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“……”好像也不怎樣哦。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyn9i3QnEsz
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“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TCxuu1YMz
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Q3BphVBkz
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”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9BqBZtXrf
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眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtGtrfmOn2
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眾︰“……？”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsZ9eeLfSO
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上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjQhWrlHDq
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3r80wtAfh
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“我樂意寵她。”454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkazIjzdLK
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你們管得著嗎？454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IUqm9UmlE
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