Summary: Just made it up one day. My attempt at humor.
(Sookie and Eric walk in.)504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcXru4NoUY
Eric: What are we doing here? There's nobody here.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPYSgKaGmA
Sookie: I don't know. I heard we were supposed to meet some warriors here.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76pD0Inw2U
Eric: Warriors? Why?504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcdXBh8g2A
(Cordy, Anya, and Xander walk in.)504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpZWGr2wIb
Cordy: That's for me to know and you to find out.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ARYNftW5W
Anya: You look like crap.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1i49daeqEr
Cordy: No kidding. I hate my visions. I wish they could all just disappear.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vdSqi399M
Anya: Is that your wish?504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOy8vh7l4Eq
Cordy: No.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28eoWDn1Na
Anya: Okay.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFLYaOPm78
Cordy: Yeah.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0LdHB8ATk
Xander: What's up with the kindness? You two never got along back in high school.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEga8oSMcw
Anya: Don't worry about it, Xander.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFF28dKlCNh
Cordy: Yeah. Just sit back and watch it all flow into place. Is there a bed or chair around here? I feel a migraine coming on. I need to lie down.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpV8bQcU8f5
Eric: I can help with that.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA83Tq7x4MU
Cordy: Thanks, Eric. (leans on him, head resting on his shoulder, eyes closed contentedly.)504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKV3HknVqu
Eric: (murmurs to her) You're welcome.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYprClvMXY
Xander: This is becoming disturbing.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYoQPSlNVu
Anya: Well, it's that or take her home.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLEcwibo1l
Xander: It's still disturbing.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKgcockpWK
Anya: Deal with it.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRPTlAP508
(Anya and Xander kiss.)504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvV5SWSdzw
(Eric and Sookie stare at them.)504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIr8iSujk1
(the warriors cats come padding in.)504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahqn97rgdH
(Ravenpaw, Smudge, Princess, and Barley pad in.)504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYX4q8j0Qrk
Ravenpaw: Let's get started.
Barley: You need to explain first.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSaNZVMDbz
Ravenpaw: Oh. Right. Guys, I'm alive. Firestar and Graystripe helped me escape to the Barley Farm. Tigerstar was going to kill me. They had to keep you guys convinced that I was dead. Otherwise, he would've come looking for me.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBf7pM08Em2
Firestar: Yeah. I'm sorry.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPwSCleiP0
Graystripe: We all are.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugxn4OgSYK
Sandstorm: You're forgiven. All of you. We know what he did.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SSx2TkgRD
(Firestar and Sandstorm start licking one another.)504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EJoMEQUt2
One-star: Mousebrain. I never thought the kittypet would be capable of such a secret.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSAHnA3hoQ
Whitepaw: I'm surprised his clan didn't know.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmO3U2LLOon
Crowfeather: He's good.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRFwHU4ntB
Tigerheart: Very good.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qdKuORYDi
Mousefur: I can't believe this. I've missed him all these moons. How could you not tell me? Us for that matter.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXDlm4v1vH
Brambleclaw: I'm sure he has a reason for this.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslSHsaYFP5
Squirrelflight: Hey now.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUT4jkajHOm
Leafpool: Let's all calm down.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNTsbWL4ua
Longtail: Take a breather, guys.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTcfqVY5ie
Mistystar: They're right.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXtoHkHWzP
(All warriors start talking at the same time.)504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2WlUefIAj
Smudge: In Starclan's name, shut up!504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqg9O0CkWWn
(Every cat is silent.)504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8CdXayQCk
Princess: They have a perfectly good reason for what they did. Now let's leave the past behind us. It's time to move forward with our lives.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCrSwHlxxQ
Crookedstar: She's right. By the way, who are you? (Looks at Princess and Smudge.)504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjarwd7NpWm
Princess: I'm Princess. Firestar's sister.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveemPlbcVg
Crookedstar: Pretty name. Nice to meet you.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAR6kc6Gdfq
Princess: You, too.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMSk0BY5JY
Smudge: I'm Smudge. Firestar's other best friend.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCL8wGZLPjn
Princess: Hey. People. (goes up to them and rubs against their legs.)504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASrpK7CARU
(Smudge, Barley, Ravenpaw, and all clans shake their heads at her in disbelief and annoyance.)504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ131GXAiHM2
(Anya picks up Firestar.)504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGNMBfPzgv
Firestar: Watch it.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xlHoqbQ2r
Anya: Can I have a kitty, Xander?504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPZRVnWMvp
Xander: An, these cats are wild.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWl0HWh956
Anya: You're no fun.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfUcMFfACh
Firestar: (Jumps out of her arms.)504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ891GyzUaBh
Squirrelflight: (hisses.) Leave my daddy alone!504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUTAkM1vCr
Leafpool: Are you okay?504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFtHRAljUB
Firestar: I'm fine.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ste5MhkeN
Anya: What about that little one? (points to Whitepaw.)504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKq49L60tN0
Cordy: Xan made it clear that these cats are off limits. Take this white, friendly one, brown one, or this smudged brown one. They're all people-friendly. I might even take one for myself.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTIzAAnvuM
Sookie: Likewise.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEfIelJBb4
Ravenpaw: Hey, Barley. New owners. I want the brunette. Who do you pick?504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHG7EmRgts
Barley: The blond that's mates with that older guy.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1yuAHI7ei
Princess: I'm taken, sweetheart.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8mqkCUW3e
(Ravenpaw rubs against Cordy's legs and purrs happily.)504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS24iGP5Tg8
(Barley rubs against Sookie and Eric's legs.)504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgN9xreLCBA
Sookie: That's so cute!504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiX8IWDDzn
Cordy: Good kitty. (picks him up.)504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38Qic12Xhk
Whitepaw: I've been a kittypet before. I'm going, guys.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtbpo8XKVZ
Longtail: Mousefur?504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArVpFXJTCO
Mousefur: Yes. Sorry, Firestar. We're getting old. We'll miss you, though.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLnVwgcHV2
(Whitepaw, Longtail, and Mousefur go up to Anya and Xander. Leafpool, Cloudtail, Brightheart, Squirrelflight, Brambleberry, Skyclan, Brooke, and Stormfur follow them.)504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbwYy2z6iN
Sandstorm: There goes most of the clans.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABK22UA7f3
Blackstar: They're right. We're all getting old. We need to settle down.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlcZFkdoJt
Crookedstar: I agree.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUyaJ3KgQc
Brambleclaw: Who cares? Sorry, Firestar. She's my mate. I have to go.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCz1JZYGuq
Sandstorm: We are, too. Right, Firestar?
Firestar: Yes.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqslu58qxg0
Graystripe: Count me in.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WnHUimvX6
Firestar: Dustpelt, you're the new leader. Make Starclan proud.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtF9zjzE3PX
(Sandstorm, Blackstar, Graystripe, Crookedstar, Brambleclaw, Firestar, and Crowfeather leave the clans. Blackstar and Crookedstar go to Sookie and Eric. Graystripe, Sandstorm, Brambleclaw, Crowfeather, and Firestar join their mates and families in the group by Anya and Xander.)504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTRWqUEu5A
(Anya smiles.)504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNL84ZUtzI
Anya: Look at all the cats! I'm rich in cats!504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxs2o3DaIEq
(Sorreltail, Tigerheart, Dawnwing, Flametail, and Tawnypelt go to join Cordy's group. Jayfeather, Dovepaw, and Lionblaze follow.)504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XbTMszVqU
(Ivypaw follows after her sister.)504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcIDkjULFe
(Anya and Xander kiss.)504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkI4iPEI78
(Eric and Sookie kiss.)504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtW8CQNAkQy
(Honeyfern joins Sookie's group.)504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgiNckQVt1
(Princess watches them and then looks around at everyone.)504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeEwgKllxY
Princess: Don't even ask. Don't even. I don't know what the point was to all of this.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddbPARHM45
Dustpelt: No kidding, sweetheart.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqu9unkOde
Ferncloud: I agree.
