ARE YOU READY TO HEAR THE DUMBEST STORY EVER?!? 285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBH7vJjREX
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Now, I absolutely adore sour candy. 285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDUWfdedTS
The sourer, the better, though I do struggle with knowing when to stop. 285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPNBhXQsC7
I've gotten my whole tongue swollen from eating to much sour stuff, but that's not the story we're looking at today.
Because most sour candy has citric acid in it to make it sour.
That's normally not that big of a deal, right?
Well, have you ever heard of Toxic Waste hard candy? 285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFI83ufNWgL
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They are an extremely sour hard candy, where it even warns you on the box not to eat more then one at a time.285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtmldVdF3R
I ignored these warnings and ate them anyway.285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYrNLeF4Z2
Some reports say that some of the Toxic waste candy, when dissolved in water, has a P.H of 2.2-2.7. 285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHrJhSo32r
Oh, you know, the same range as stomach acid.
No big deal.285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXKxyA6H8l
First, I ate 1, just to try it out.285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2L7Vp2IzL
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Then I thought that it was delicious and decided to eat more!
By the time I had gobbled down four of them, my tongue was beginning to burn.
Just...one...more....
Big mistake.
My tongue starts to hurt really bad, and when I looked at it in the mirror--285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgTq6VcXEd
IT HAD BURNED A HOLE THROUGH MY TONGUE!
Not an actual hole, however, it was certainly an absolutely MASSIVE dent in my tongue, covered in blisters.
And, I still have the scar two years later!
So, moral of the story, when your tongue hurts, stop eating sour candy.
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