古代有個國王，非常疼愛他的小女兒，273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5VHcCb6Ib
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花，國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx94eauHGNI
於是貼出徵婚啟事：273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMgw63MR34
徵求駙馬一名，需文質彬彬。273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29z92PlfE8
隔天一早，王府門外百人排隊，273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBk7SZGnSwu
排在門前的第一位，從懷裡拿出一把銀兩，273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlqWoSlKtY
交給站在門邊的守衛，小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項，273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLiLdRrNs1k
守衛不好意思白拿，悄悄在他耳邊提醒，273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡek9Vv644gS
排在後面的人見著，知道了規矩也都有所準備，273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZm1ioq812H
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上，273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0mNqd9pbZ
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後，可能覺得賺夠了；也可能嫌麻煩，273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMJBGW1ZQ1
索性直接告訴大家：國王有重聽，且沒耐性，273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZYtwswltc
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LWLBPRZoO
接著門開了，大家依序進門拜見國王，273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZA3SK0x0P
第一位一見國王，非常自信地大喊：273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7T6vNGHFU
可喜我文質彬彬。273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyD2ITmVyog
國王一聽：文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理，來人啊！拉下去仗打一百！273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0IlVFvA3y
接著第二位，他剛有聽到前位的自介，現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫，273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPN1xlW20k
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨，如履薄冰的說出：273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF81tR6cFNt
可喜我文質彬彬。273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8t8wt6rpI
國王一聽：你說什麼我聽不到，欺負本王聽力不好，來人啊！拉下去仗打兩百！273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBFBZkPMf5
273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaT4WVBHqm1
第一位還沒打完，第二位正在被打，第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場，273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0QUN0jOUQ
他其實本來想逃的，但轉頭看門被人群擠滿，273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzYNLeefUL
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀，就硬著頭皮上吧！273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrjEJWJGEk
於是他細想前兩位的音量，剛好他在後面都有聽到，273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPKIuVvHEu
在走向拜見國王的這幾步，他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值，273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78RpuYshWz
到定位後他抬頭發表成果：273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHgXOAk3D3
可喜我文質彬彬。273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8s07syGWoQ
國王聞後靜靜看著他，他心想穩了中了，這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了！273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4y0OhQO8xD
273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmfn6F0f1B
不料國王：可惜我文筆平平？你文筆平平與本王招親何干？欺君犯上浪費本王時間，來人啊！此人仗打五百，打完再押大牢十年！273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn14VUTmSmN
273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBgkk01PJG
此時遠方傳來公主：爸爸，用午膳囉。273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMihPk5uuU
國王聽到終於露出笑容：好，好，爸爸馬上來。273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1ihJ639aA
273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsncaewSFVr
其實國王聽力沒問題，他只是同普天下父親一般，不捨愛女出嫁。273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlBbIlwj4O
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