古代有個國王，非常疼愛他的小女兒，317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVenFsv963
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花，國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIizO2ERPIW
於是貼出徵婚啟事：317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuNHN0w75W
徵求駙馬一名，需文質彬彬。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMKcth1Jok
隔天一早，王府門外百人排隊，317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JsUDpIQVW
排在門前的第一位，從懷裡拿出一把銀兩，317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHUtMTku1W
交給站在門邊的守衛，小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項，317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4ML7YGxEd
守衛不好意思白拿，悄悄在他耳邊提醒，317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAkGXNRdik
排在後面的人見著，知道了規矩也都有所準備，317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PXyqUAKB7
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上，317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJDwLb6iKZ
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後，可能覺得賺夠了；也可能嫌麻煩，317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9nSDNNbMW
索性直接告訴大家：國王有重聽，且沒耐性，317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65OCJ7oHKI
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZ7zSN1eEK
接著門開了，大家依序進門拜見國王，317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnX4OIHPso
第一位一見國王，非常自信地大喊：317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNgkZJs6hG
可喜我文質彬彬。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZ4VwFxv1l
國王一聽：文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理，來人啊！拉下去仗打一百！317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2m91eqGHI1
接著第二位，他剛有聽到前位的自介，現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫，317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0ikMLMQwI
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨，如履薄冰的說出：317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JsO5p0Dar
可喜我文質彬彬。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp67P4mlSZn
國王一聽：你說什麼我聽不到，欺負本王聽力不好，來人啊！拉下去仗打兩百！317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipS0h2iWGh
317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOj9pEKJXO
第一位還沒打完，第二位正在被打，第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場，317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlWUqbUKyB
他其實本來想逃的，但轉頭看門被人群擠滿，317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbaqqItXV2d
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀，就硬著頭皮上吧！317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBQU90Uylz
於是他細想前兩位的音量，剛好他在後面都有聽到，317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLUHSPbUC1
在走向拜見國王的這幾步，他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值，317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbBt2wFnBj
到定位後他抬頭發表成果：317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkkidPeYGk
可喜我文質彬彬。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡur1mGyC740
國王聞後靜靜看著他，他心想穩了中了，這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了！317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8nUhjZb0H
317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINleImxCm8
不料國王：可惜我文筆平平？你文筆平平與本王招親何干？欺君犯上浪費本王時間，來人啊！此人仗打五百，打完再押大牢十年！317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9X9bINzKa
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此時遠方傳來公主：爸爸，用午膳囉。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pSeAjLcmJ
國王聽到終於露出笑容：好，好，爸爸馬上來。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJIcMKB43X
317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXzYQZm5PG
其實國王聽力沒問題，他只是同普天下父親一般，不捨愛女出嫁。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNouqHYhQo
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