
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory563Please respect copyright.PENANAtC3E1OT2XK
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 563Please respect copyright.PENANA7klwqTFHWM
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.563Please respect copyright.PENANAmpUf3vGy5r
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?563Please respect copyright.PENANA4jnCla4keM
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.563Please respect copyright.PENANA0TiiogAdex
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.563Please respect copyright.PENANAcyFVHPR19e
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.563Please respect copyright.PENANABsLFVHHLW6
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.563Please respect copyright.PENANAiekuJ8tHzx
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?563Please respect copyright.PENANAiCL6Cvh9Dn
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.563Please respect copyright.PENANADioyOsBssd
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.563Please respect copyright.PENANARyPQ9K81jw
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.563Please respect copyright.PENANARldm0EdtBR
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 563Please respect copyright.PENANAVk3mhaPFkA
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.563Please respect copyright.PENANAoM2hc2JRNd
girl bestie? - coco <3563Please respect copyright.PENANAt1kBKUEsw2
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.563Please respect copyright.PENANAUgWEqE5rHk
age? - seven years old.563Please respect copyright.PENANAYpfEJJHx0c
last person i texted? - idfk.563Please respect copyright.PENANAPGO80dh7CT
last person i called? - probably my little brother.563Please respect copyright.PENANAQUZGREuHRT
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?563Please respect copyright.PENANAKQW1GDjqA5
random fact? - i like food.563Please respect copyright.PENANAKx6DEe8yUh
single or taken? - big, fat taken.563Please respect copyright.PENANAUXhwd807nQ
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.563Please respect copyright.PENANAbaQtpgNIc1
first kiss? - bitch wtf?563Please respect copyright.PENANATXhBq6pWnO
ever smoked? - nope.563Please respect copyright.PENANAsAVIlax2NJ
ever done drugs? - nope~563Please respect copyright.PENANAVyLqcGuNFD
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.563Please respect copyright.PENANAODD43OMlXy
longest relationship? - five and a half months.563Please respect copyright.PENANACz2k8h1zJ0
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.563Please respect copyright.PENANA9bA6xAeOOq
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.563Please respect copyright.PENANAFw21rBUeSz
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.563Please respect copyright.PENANAU87hnUMfK5
obsession? - kpop.563Please respect copyright.PENANAWCc27cAPTU
do you give second chances? - that depends.563Please respect copyright.PENANAH12HyURtHX
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?563Please respect copyright.PENANA5ajpRmeW3Z
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.563Please respect copyright.PENANAxmJ7wvUl3f
day or night? - idk.563Please respect copyright.PENANA55B4GwBw0K
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.563Please respect copyright.PENANA5PJ3LPx56q
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.563Please respect copyright.PENANA7xcvixL2WT
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.563Please respect copyright.PENANAoXk8vN8ktI
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.563Please respect copyright.PENANAN4mteoRASq
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.563Please respect copyright.PENANADKhLIujgxv
favourite movie(s)? - idk.563Please respect copyright.PENANAMY6nODzElW
current mood? - bored and tired.563Please respect copyright.PENANARO6DJ2ADKA
jealous of? - a lot of things.563Please respect copyright.PENANAPGgjw31Qhn
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.563Please respect copyright.PENANAyPZkWb9iIM
pets? - two dogs.563Please respect copyright.PENANAuGnuWS99pP
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.563Please respect copyright.PENANAirBLhDHYrD
favourite number? - seven.563Please respect copyright.PENANAbf5VtHq1lI
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.563Please respect copyright.PENANAmBtt6d0w31
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.563Please respect copyright.PENANAf0RhesWPKw
afraid of the dark? - yes.563Please respect copyright.PENANARNBsY9dEpW
one wish? - to be happy for real.563Please respect copyright.PENANAvS0P2DFcpv
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?563Please respect copyright.PENANAM2tgiKwgLP
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.563Please respect copyright.PENANAXsAn3iGDH8
age? - i'm still seven years old.563Please respect copyright.PENANAhnXgtYsIjx
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.563Please respect copyright.PENANAr3SQ7qsROL
something you hate about yourself? - my body.563Please respect copyright.PENANAxiojGfs4OS
something you like about yourself? - idk.563Please respect copyright.PENANAQT026n3bTr
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.563Please respect copyright.PENANA8U8v6VYDIV
favourite band? - bts.563Please respect copyright.PENANAxMzRjGt4I9
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!563Please respect copyright.PENANAJF6loUoMd9
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.563Please respect copyright.PENANAxQTnA9kyM5
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.563Please respect copyright.PENANAWOB9w8dJuw
girl crush? - emmi.563Please respect copyright.PENANAb3mBkcHdL4
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.563Please respect copyright.PENANASXvgxXrsi9
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^563Please respect copyright.PENANAucPgqePP37
talents? - singing.563Please respect copyright.PENANAmCwfprACFR
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.563Please respect copyright.PENANAbe0qOxl435
someone i love? - emmi.563Please respect copyright.PENANACzG4ucITV7
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.563Please respect copyright.PENANAvk8HUDg76d
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.563Please respect copyright.PENANAJgEVfjPOXb
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.563Please respect copyright.PENANA1u3zXKZQfR
favourite animal? - dogs.563Please respect copyright.PENANA51FE7DWCf1
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 563Please respect copyright.PENANA0wqI8Xkkf3
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.563Please respect copyright.PENANA4JZQLWhXOZ
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.563Please respect copyright.PENANAToKz1goxf8
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.563Please respect copyright.PENANALB82xFrmHH
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.563Please respect copyright.PENANAd3sZAYYavX
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 563Please respect copyright.PENANA9tYZfWNyhq
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.563Please respect copyright.PENANAv2dhY5Bo1O
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.563Please respect copyright.PENANAJRqYFRUs7n
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.563Please respect copyright.PENANAbpjsxj3deP
country? - i don't live on earth. 563Please respect copyright.PENANAYUbskXq3Uv
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.563Please respect copyright.PENANAj06KmQtpwn
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.563Please respect copyright.PENANAELXrBeXcy6
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.563Please respect copyright.PENANAsCOPqAk7rQ
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.563Please respect copyright.PENANAbSFbetPauV
country with your favourite accent? - australia.563Please respect copyright.PENANAq8raOmIA5u
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.563Please respect copyright.PENANA2W22eqSfCF
dog or cat person? - both.563Please respect copyright.PENANA6fYFRM4Xlj
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.563Please respect copyright.PENANAfOGhPUYrPE
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.563Please respect copyright.PENANAVmbYoREwqX
do you belive in God? - idk.563Please respect copyright.PENANADxKutIdfza
single or taken? - taken.563Please respect copyright.PENANAaE1TU8m3JG
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*563Please respect copyright.PENANAlqLzBKXSmn
birthday year? - 1930.563Please respect copyright.PENANAZCbDpm4AUa
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.563Please respect copyright.PENANADLsgImipeD
age? - what's that?563Please respect copyright.PENANAOpUcNWHYhc
enthinicity? - african american.563Please respect copyright.PENANAMApXQ8ajiH
tea or coffee? - neither.563Please respect copyright.PENANA1skTuZORTF
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.563Please respect copyright.PENANAlHielrFPeO
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*563Please respect copyright.PENANAFcdHNYFO5F
favourite food? - ice cream.563Please respect copyright.PENANAOlAyVTf3r6
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 563Please respect copyright.PENANAIAZdEkcyBY
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.563Please respect copyright.PENANAufJUSLijTu
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.563Please respect copyright.PENANA8MchSAnwvl
favourite soda? - sprite.563Please respect copyright.PENANAUcXDlMYGYX
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.563Please respect copyright.PENANAA16NuQlqaO
can you swim? - yes, wtf?563Please respect copyright.PENANAZtLz0TaKOi
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.563Please respect copyright.PENANAxMrWyaBvN5
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.563Please respect copyright.PENANAhVu2lvz29X
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.563Please respect copyright.PENANAWonO8MwtHz
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.563Please respect copyright.PENANA2FE6oLNgrw
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*563Please respect copyright.PENANAehPyHfyiHR
apple or andriod? - apple.563Please respect copyright.PENANAGW2KAOhFO6
best dessert? - mochi.563Please respect copyright.PENANAgIbwNObsFK
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have you ever:563Please respect copyright.PENANAi8TJNtVpxF
1. skipped class? - yes.563Please respect copyright.PENANAQSa9oCEEja
2. done drugs? - no.563Please respect copyright.PENANAl1zLt8yWJt
3. self-harmed? - yes.563Please respect copyright.PENANAG6VUjsDaPc
4. drank? - no.563Please respect copyright.PENANAt5taYvZQ10
5. shoplifted? - yes.563Please respect copyright.PENANAQq3dsPixTc
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.563Please respect copyright.PENANAMONc9yAh1M
7. broken up with someone? - yes.563Please respect copyright.PENANAEpY77iKCHc
what's your favourite:563Please respect copyright.PENANAIvedj0xsvz
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.563Please respect copyright.PENANANIglu4XNsw
9. movie? - break the silence.563Please respect copyright.PENANA3VhHU2JAMs
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.563Please respect copyright.PENANAx73my7yo60
11. artist? - bts.563Please respect copyright.PENANAb5HS17YUk6
12. singer or band? - bts.563Please respect copyright.PENANAdm2gf9Afro
13. memory? - idk.563Please respect copyright.PENANA56zgctPEyu
14. book? - the cruel prince.563Please respect copyright.PENANAhRPHlgCns4
this or that:563Please respect copyright.PENANACTkB7QUGIK
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.563Please respect copyright.PENANAj2flHLbdOH
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.563Please respect copyright.PENANACX7XWdjL1b
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.563Please respect copyright.PENANAlBonweHzKk
18. movies or books? - idk.563Please respect copyright.PENANAUR1sH13SxE
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.563Please respect copyright.PENANAMtSB2x85XX
20. blind of deaf? - blind.563Please respect copyright.PENANA8iu2hjtQmQ
21. tea or coffee? - neither.563Please respect copyright.PENANAyxOLRV4Yss
what's your:563Please respect copyright.PENANAUkpOa7VG4x
22. age? - ninety-one.563Please respect copyright.PENANAK4safQp9j8
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.563Please respect copyright.PENANAnVEuAffTuR
24. height? - 4'11.563Please respect copyright.PENANAsYvOy4OZZb
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.563Please respect copyright.PENANA6XlAJSymmm
26. shoe size? - seven.563Please respect copyright.PENANAjgDFSS7AKF
27. religion? - i'm not religious.563Please respect copyright.PENANAwqkCbSsd4d
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.563Please respect copyright.PENANAsOcgYfQ8sE
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...563Please respect copyright.PENANAZJblb5A72d
30. second chances? - it depends.563Please respect copyright.PENANAQHeRAAueAe
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.563Please respect copyright.PENANAX9IKUMibdw
32. abortion? - ew.563Please respect copyright.PENANAjBW4fJbZiR
33. a death penalty? - ew.563Please respect copyright.PENANAO0TkON0RNp
34. marijuana? - i likes that.563Please respect copyright.PENANAsNl2CTOIB1
35. love? - what's love?563Please respect copyright.PENANATb9bdOrYFH
do you:563Please respect copyright.PENANAUBkB6NTnsa
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.563Please respect copyright.PENANA4Dbscsrqjj
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3563Please respect copyright.PENANAiH6vDelVx5