
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory504Please respect copyright.PENANABugCFCu6Xh
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 504Please respect copyright.PENANAIBJ6sOLDpA
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.504Please respect copyright.PENANAN14B9C3EHZ
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?504Please respect copyright.PENANAUjpQtP0nlA
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.504Please respect copyright.PENANAKldjusvs2x
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.504Please respect copyright.PENANAqYxq3Xl7BR
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.504Please respect copyright.PENANAIxfe6MXPnI
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.504Please respect copyright.PENANAa1t5QWPMEP
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?504Please respect copyright.PENANAZ9UKJmU0Ud
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.504Please respect copyright.PENANACv76fHJ8fc
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.504Please respect copyright.PENANAuldli9Dk4b
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.504Please respect copyright.PENANAFLKvMjX830
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 504Please respect copyright.PENANA8xG8HtY5OM
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.504Please respect copyright.PENANAGYw8P9cYLb
girl bestie? - coco <3504Please respect copyright.PENANA7UPo7Zzj6m
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.504Please respect copyright.PENANAQEb4tvjUEi
age? - seven years old.504Please respect copyright.PENANAWa8yIfezzy
last person i texted? - idfk.504Please respect copyright.PENANAXtnov8JBtu
last person i called? - probably my little brother.504Please respect copyright.PENANAiqCaa6iMnE
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?504Please respect copyright.PENANAUGFLSsp4Xu
random fact? - i like food.504Please respect copyright.PENANAWHBtYSdHjW
single or taken? - big, fat taken.504Please respect copyright.PENANAQPiCErW2Ew
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.504Please respect copyright.PENANAA6pMhkaRVo
first kiss? - bitch wtf?504Please respect copyright.PENANA8cP5nOZRUw
ever smoked? - nope.504Please respect copyright.PENANAHJ0HHrYxrc
ever done drugs? - nope~504Please respect copyright.PENANADxvhSumCxM
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.504Please respect copyright.PENANAmegyf4t9eI
longest relationship? - five and a half months.504Please respect copyright.PENANA93Kh36uvsn
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.504Please respect copyright.PENANAIN65ckWTNK
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.504Please respect copyright.PENANAaRboYxjjUC
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.504Please respect copyright.PENANAAR3XDqScp5
obsession? - kpop.504Please respect copyright.PENANAcyWy5lUQVJ
do you give second chances? - that depends.504Please respect copyright.PENANAdgVjnPEzH8
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?504Please respect copyright.PENANAGGLnIVLtg9
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.504Please respect copyright.PENANAXpjqwC05r0
day or night? - idk.504Please respect copyright.PENANAImWkaMTgSL
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.504Please respect copyright.PENANAiKlcvUGUJG
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.504Please respect copyright.PENANASAoFqvBUQ2
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.504Please respect copyright.PENANA1kLwMV3foE
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.504Please respect copyright.PENANA36SjdHXF6r
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.504Please respect copyright.PENANAsj7qyBhVSe
favourite movie(s)? - idk.504Please respect copyright.PENANAnHlDQvbBex
current mood? - bored and tired.504Please respect copyright.PENANApnOCP1jdaj
jealous of? - a lot of things.504Please respect copyright.PENANAaZiqm4sYFR
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.504Please respect copyright.PENANAbSYrY9wDq8
pets? - two dogs.504Please respect copyright.PENANAUmhQPhvhfS
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.504Please respect copyright.PENANABll1kqzzgM
favourite number? - seven.504Please respect copyright.PENANAs3XKF2QjXH
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.504Please respect copyright.PENANAKmBVwmD0vd
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.504Please respect copyright.PENANAZbN9lLqAPD
afraid of the dark? - yes.504Please respect copyright.PENANAPc4OaxYQ3C
one wish? - to be happy for real.504Please respect copyright.PENANAalc3MbXbqF
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?504Please respect copyright.PENANA1KOrbUDYxY
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.504Please respect copyright.PENANADsqhQC6H0v
age? - i'm still seven years old.504Please respect copyright.PENANAAMJ0nCVJWt
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.504Please respect copyright.PENANAMHF8A4I9lh
something you hate about yourself? - my body.504Please respect copyright.PENANAnC2zjQrcKC
something you like about yourself? - idk.504Please respect copyright.PENANASgUSkYECbv
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.504Please respect copyright.PENANAL7uGid8DiA
favourite band? - bts.504Please respect copyright.PENANAWCCVmt9gn5
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!504Please respect copyright.PENANA9vdtpolOpi
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.504Please respect copyright.PENANACTsB2wCX1l
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.504Please respect copyright.PENANAsAW4erCyvV
girl crush? - emmi.504Please respect copyright.PENANAfiPsefqimI
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.504Please respect copyright.PENANATnmGOscmbU
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^504Please respect copyright.PENANA4nsDPiIYsJ
talents? - singing.504Please respect copyright.PENANAwi9w8gJZqe
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.504Please respect copyright.PENANAdGdafWomu8
someone i love? - emmi.504Please respect copyright.PENANA6A0HZfXnK2
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.504Please respect copyright.PENANAyRvLqLuGv8
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.504Please respect copyright.PENANAGX0qB1v2yh
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.504Please respect copyright.PENANA4yEt48YGNd
favourite animal? - dogs.504Please respect copyright.PENANAgkiTKrLF1w
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 504Please respect copyright.PENANApWe7yKBnoc
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.504Please respect copyright.PENANAvZnsZS58Xt
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.504Please respect copyright.PENANAxvsiGoa94t
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.504Please respect copyright.PENANA1qvkBaNOy2
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.504Please respect copyright.PENANAdv56HogiEW
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 504Please respect copyright.PENANA71c3R1HiSO
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.504Please respect copyright.PENANAOInWrfyOmq
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.504Please respect copyright.PENANAzFGuTuPoCo
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.504Please respect copyright.PENANAMAwlrHkDzX
country? - i don't live on earth. 504Please respect copyright.PENANAkNiw3G4Wb5
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.504Please respect copyright.PENANA1Po56IB3uv
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.504Please respect copyright.PENANArnIUTyu76L
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.504Please respect copyright.PENANAqpPT6LE4l8
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.504Please respect copyright.PENANACIgTR2RxDJ
country with your favourite accent? - australia.504Please respect copyright.PENANAWVKHBGw7Cp
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.504Please respect copyright.PENANAoIdQLvM32k
dog or cat person? - both.504Please respect copyright.PENANAN0AiNYGcXo
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.504Please respect copyright.PENANAtKuMmD8VRq
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.504Please respect copyright.PENANAbfjWs2QkRn
do you belive in God? - idk.504Please respect copyright.PENANAolIgmbQZJ4
single or taken? - taken.504Please respect copyright.PENANAKWbzWee5l3
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*504Please respect copyright.PENANAyWUSD8vDmV
birthday year? - 1930.504Please respect copyright.PENANANr47SSsTbM
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.504Please respect copyright.PENANAD9FydhKDBq
age? - what's that?504Please respect copyright.PENANATnfmHZ87CZ
enthinicity? - african american.504Please respect copyright.PENANAYclIwok72W
tea or coffee? - neither.504Please respect copyright.PENANA8YlIc7Uoxt
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.504Please respect copyright.PENANARn6BPxTUIu
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*504Please respect copyright.PENANAgKQFEfm8ir
favourite food? - ice cream.504Please respect copyright.PENANAuZ6zGtIPSL
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 504Please respect copyright.PENANATN3LzVoLYw
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.504Please respect copyright.PENANAyvDXAX6ajW
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.504Please respect copyright.PENANAeOFxOohTHP
favourite soda? - sprite.504Please respect copyright.PENANA0gcxINZbba
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.504Please respect copyright.PENANALtVORDpEse
can you swim? - yes, wtf?504Please respect copyright.PENANAyfC1DPLVKl
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.504Please respect copyright.PENANAYr9TdK3RJm
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.504Please respect copyright.PENANApYKLOGkOoo
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.504Please respect copyright.PENANAi0ktUj2Ee0
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.504Please respect copyright.PENANAGAuDYZaqPi
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*504Please respect copyright.PENANAC9dWOUojTD
apple or andriod? - apple.504Please respect copyright.PENANAnnV5mdWYxl
best dessert? - mochi.504Please respect copyright.PENANA2KxezLuOVR
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have you ever:504Please respect copyright.PENANAb8CumNf3Se
1. skipped class? - yes.504Please respect copyright.PENANAtGEh2AWCL6
2. done drugs? - no.504Please respect copyright.PENANASGAa6jhQvS
3. self-harmed? - yes.504Please respect copyright.PENANAO57dl8nyPv
4. drank? - no.504Please respect copyright.PENANAo6Ti1jwRm3
5. shoplifted? - yes.504Please respect copyright.PENANAtI5CzKgSrH
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.504Please respect copyright.PENANA9hq6k2219g
7. broken up with someone? - yes.504Please respect copyright.PENANA7hia9GBq7j
what's your favourite:504Please respect copyright.PENANAqbtaPaL1N9
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.504Please respect copyright.PENANA2Q3CseCgqF
9. movie? - break the silence.504Please respect copyright.PENANAhYLpBRieI6
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.504Please respect copyright.PENANAm0XZAnNvTj
11. artist? - bts.504Please respect copyright.PENANAS9Kj95ezCy
12. singer or band? - bts.504Please respect copyright.PENANAWbeLKknAbm
13. memory? - idk.504Please respect copyright.PENANAfwdcFKFd1x
14. book? - the cruel prince.504Please respect copyright.PENANAcR333OSr3g
this or that:504Please respect copyright.PENANAvadBLzxeay
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.504Please respect copyright.PENANAjtEzIczbU5
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.504Please respect copyright.PENANAeOGkQiLcuV
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.504Please respect copyright.PENANAp7WjEDL0dR
18. movies or books? - idk.504Please respect copyright.PENANAZDXLQsaFhA
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.504Please respect copyright.PENANADYNa8WHSCV
20. blind of deaf? - blind.504Please respect copyright.PENANAIz5jmTIUMp
21. tea or coffee? - neither.504Please respect copyright.PENANABB1BHm1mqC
what's your:504Please respect copyright.PENANAbu9qW5jHvK
22. age? - ninety-one.504Please respect copyright.PENANAqPCIO7tgxo
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.504Please respect copyright.PENANA7NNbFwOEDa
24. height? - 4'11.504Please respect copyright.PENANAEZfuJRBzME
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.504Please respect copyright.PENANAMDRWwGfHUT
26. shoe size? - seven.504Please respect copyright.PENANAzFvky7D5Um
27. religion? - i'm not religious.504Please respect copyright.PENANAMgt2OZGbKu
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.504Please respect copyright.PENANACTvlK9rzxG
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...504Please respect copyright.PENANAMTkMuaBgIL
30. second chances? - it depends.504Please respect copyright.PENANAUlzu9D9Gb8
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.504Please respect copyright.PENANARnUWtLMYgL
32. abortion? - ew.504Please respect copyright.PENANAjRvdtVXMZf
33. a death penalty? - ew.504Please respect copyright.PENANAxe1oSzET6e
34. marijuana? - i likes that.504Please respect copyright.PENANAaPrkhx0MSq
35. love? - what's love?504Please respect copyright.PENANA4Xnu0stMaF
do you:504Please respect copyright.PENANA55x0EQeQRN
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.504Please respect copyright.PENANAUlZwLVdEij
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3504Please respect copyright.PENANAjNS6Uc8VFP