
第二章 我晤會話個密碼俾你知 (肥佬篇)219Please respect copyright.PENANAzJu3Bav3r8
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我同本少兩個都係肥人,其實本少嘅身形同我都差晤多。219Please respect copyright.PENANAjDcyneOiUP
喺呢一年嚟我哋成日係華強北行市場,好多檔口都好熟識得我哋。兩條‘橫行華強北嘅死肥佬’呢個朵就不脛而走。219Please respect copyright.PENANA4i7XgX73UQ
既然我哋兩個係肥佬,自然都係有三高,特別係血壓。219Please respect copyright.PENANAZowOlWaLKI
有日,我哋喺‘會議室’開會,吹吓吹吓,就吹到血壓高問題。219Please respect copyright.PENANAyX9WJzhNyU
本少:“我背囊裡面有粒北京同仁堂安宮牛黃丸,係我家姐買俾我旁身。一定要北京出嘅先得,炒到成七、八百蚊一粒,香港同仁堂聽講係無撚用。”219Please respect copyright.PENANAsjpnFazAi2
我:“咁如果有日我同你行行吓街,你突然逛低,我就攞呢粒嘢嚟救你。”219Please respect copyright.PENANAKSX4DV9no1
本少:“聽講話,幾分鐘之內啪咗佢,救返之後有後遺症嘅機會就會低好多。”219Please respect copyright.PENANAdKv0U9eh92
我:“咁如果係我逛低,你會晤會攞呢粒嘢救我?”219Please respect copyright.PENANA8oP5gRxjI0
本少好快好決絕咁答:“晤會。”219Please respect copyright.PENANAZqTHzTb1We
我頂你個肺!219Please respect copyright.PENANAzcCyzIHROq
跟住我又問:“Paypal留底咁多貨款,萬一你到時逛低死撚咗點算?”219Please respect copyright.PENANAHmfkgs2Osy
本少:“你放心,我就算死,都晤會話個Paypal密碼俾你知嘅…...”219Please respect copyright.PENANA6WQSTixqDz
我:“好,到時我就揸撚住粒丸,喺你瞓街嗰度問你攞個密碼,睇你講晤講!”219Please respect copyright.PENANAHFI7S6lOrl
本少:“屌你啦……”219Please respect copyright.PENANAXsIOi7aKZj
點解Paypal密碼淨係本少先有?因為舊年年尾我哋開咗兩個eBay 賣家賬號。一個係用本少一直有嗰間香港公司‘本色科技’開嘅公司賬號,一個係本少2006年開嚟買嘢嘅私人賬號,俾我哋轉埋做賣家。同樣,每個eBay賬號都跟一個Paypal,所以Paypal都係本少hold住嘅。219Please respect copyright.PENANAmHeHOfIE46
其實本少最叻就係管理同埋揸數,所以呢啲咁撚煩嘅數,我就全撚部留返俾本少計。佢亦都為eBay生意訂立咗一套收單、打包、寄貨、記帳嘅流程系統,雖然低成本之下好多嘢都係手動(手動都係本少動,哈!),但係全部有晒記錄,啲賬目好清楚,晤會好似‘黑心陳’同‘范哥’咁,都晤撚知條數點計出嚟。所以我好安心咁等本少分錢就得。219Please respect copyright.PENANADuJjjJUpJW
而我嘅強項係銷售,晤理三七二十一,係咁衝,搵單,不停諗新橋,永遠保持積極態度。本少嘅性格就係保守消極,脾氣又臭,係咁ban我啲橋。所以,只要係本少都ban晤到嘅橋,就會係好橋。219Please respect copyright.PENANAxORGZC1Pfx
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