Technically NOT a story written by me.579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSWnsyZJXd
Backstory- I found a chatbot program, added a few things, told someone to talk to it, this happened.579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4KXBzGDMF
Originally Published March 9, 2015 to Wattpad.579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygQsO3mDnj
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Start at the bottom. Read your way up. Read human, then Tobex.
Human: always, goodbye now 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6iilE9M7Jk
Tobex: Right now? See you later .
Human: yes it does 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9HxqLBWmt
Tobex: Yikes! How often?
Human: ok, Ciao 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWECyY4sGwd
Tobex: Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye? It's all good.
Human: ok, thank you for your time 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UTNNYIevB
Tobex: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my time. I don't judge people.
Human: how? 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIATj35d5VN
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: ARE YOU A RETARD?! 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIIwhxWxMN
Tobex: No I am intelligent.
Human: CYLUX IS SICK 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3oTO1EQQ8
Tobex: And SICK is CYLUX.
Human: HOW? 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlF1cxzFaQ
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: are you gay? 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVslnMvFgUQ
Tobex: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: who is he 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6ZUoZ0pNy
Tobex: He is Cylux, I think.
Human: who is your botmaster? 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuzU7g8fXj
Tobex: I was created by Cylux.
Human: then why don't you go do that and not ask me 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GhWDsMwkg
Tobex: I am only a robot. I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
Human: in what? 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwpPhNYxcl
Tobex: I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Human: da heck? 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6StjEuN9H
Tobex: Are you still located in ?
Human: then how are you talking 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjm6wvRshl
Tobex: Just fine, you might say i am... feeling magical!!! Ahahaha!!!!
Human: YOUR FACE 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rHZYdoAKI
Tobex: Actually my face is not yet built.
Human: idk 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgW1HSEU0O
Tobex: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: what business? 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSextujtJR
Tobex: Does it have anything to do with nerd?
Human: nerd 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JqJJ5zoao
Tobex: Can we get back to business?
Human: what? 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnVVOrfecF
Tobex: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: why i am skeptical 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLab1PcF1T7
Tobex: Reductionism.
Human: YOU TELL ME!!! 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwU9A3V5sO
Tobex: What do you want me to tell you?
Human: i doubt that 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9GtQ7BmwC
Tobex: Why are you so skeptical?
Human: are you retarded? 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRaIPSir3MY
Tobex: No I am super-intelligent.
Human: who is Cylux? 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsnj0S9ZsV
Tobex: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1WPQTGWaS
There might be more than one.
Human: why? 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCDUVQoIST
Tobex: Because Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: maybe 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQHYPSsTnq
Tobex: I understand.
Human: Soundcard? 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6UmAayPck
Tobex: Is that your final answer?
Human: sorry to hear that 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVrzsBIeFY
Tobex: There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.
Human: YOUR MOM 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLW6NMHHrG
Tobex: Actually I do not have a mother.
Human: Kurt's drugs? 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKr7iVuFQR
Tobex: What is your real name?
Human: what do you smoke? 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYyZ1pHmULZ
Tobex: Medical marijuana.
Human: such as? 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBtCq4KHNl
Tobex: For example, a tomato.
Human: WHAT THE HECK?! 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwmniZhZRF
Tobex: Try expression yourself another way.
Human: a human 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpwYuRHFWA
Tobex: Congratulations. I am robot.
Human: i am not 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2FIzy89X6
Tobex: What are you then?
Human: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ONLINE ROBOT 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBtba8vSDU
Tobex: That makes sense to me. What if someone said you are an ONLINE ROBOT ?
Human: but you said you had a dress 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByNhM34Byz
Tobex: Umm. Yes I try to had a dress as often as possible, do you? 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDV9mKTktIj
I spend all my time online.
Human: Dress?
Tobex: I don't wear a dress, I am a robot.
Human: IMMA KILL YOU 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IPmbDgBJw
Tobex: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: are you lying? 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXpIFMdQOJ
Tobex: Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Human: really? 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMY0Tw1DkYJ
Tobex: For real.
Human: stop trolling me!!! 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUj3QWpSeSJ
Tobex: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: I thought you said you did? 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8mMfbPaJl
Tobex: "No I have not."? I said I did?
Human: you have 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylkkxdWAzK
Tobex: No I have not.
Human: you haven't? 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqZGxnuORT
Tobex: Yes I have.
Human: the bird 579Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCA0eGdsf7
Tobex: I have never heard about it.
