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Johnny Wise was never known for his good manners. He was a rough and gruff man, who always seemed to have a chip on his shoulder. Despite his less than charming demeanor, Johnny was a well-respected member of the Mafia...
He had worked his way up the ranks over the years, and was now one of the top enforcers for the New York branch of the organized crime syndicate...376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepSwhuuoSG
However, Johnny had grown tired of the life of a gangster. The violence and deceit had taken a toll on him, and he longed for something more meaningful. So, he made the bold decision to quit the Mafia and become a private detective...376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1fuKfn68d
Johnny set up shop in the heart of the city and quickly made a name for himself. He was tough and relentless, and he always got the job done. But despite his success, Johnny remained a loner. He lived in a small house and spent most of his free time drinking and playing cards with his buddies at the local bar...376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7Lc2mRZOj
That all changed one summer day when Johnny was grilling in his backyard. He heard the sounds of laughter and chatter coming from the neighboring yard...376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTsEIGD7UD
Meanwhile Rocky, his dog had gone over to the pond and seized one of their ducks and brought it back placing it at his feet. Rocky looked at him, wagging his tail expectantly. Johnny shook his head and picked up the duck, hoping it was still alive...376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNWFs7k30e
Rocky looked at me, I honestly think that he wanted me to cook the duck for him. He got that sweet, crazy, delightful odor of barbecue chicken and now wanted some barbecue duck!376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11p4esvQal
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I rescued the duck and started strolling with the intent of returning it to my next door neighbor's pond,376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxynr2xtXc2
but, really, Quite honestly I did entertain the thought of some Mallard duck soup...
Heh, heh, heh!376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAGJTOpzdg
Anyway, I gave Rocky several hotdogs off the grill, then walked over to the fence that separated my yard from the neighbor's and saw a woman sitting on a lawn chair, reading a book. She had long blonde hair, blue eyes, and a slim figure. And was wearing a red bikini that left little to the imagination...376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyROvT1AnaF
I cleared my throat and said, "Excuse me, miss. I think this belongs to you."376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnFrK4YYOl
The woman looked up and gasped. She saw Johnny holding her duck by its neck, and Rocky sitting behind him, licking his chops...376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5NhWjDwHB
She jumped up from her chair and ran towards him, screaming, "You monster! You killed my duck! How could you do such a thing?"376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6L91Ti8UT
Johnny was taken aback by her reaction. He said, "Hey, calm down. I didn't kill your duck. My dog almost did. And he didn't mean any harm. He's just a playful pup."376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56cVTVGwtj
The woman reached the fence and snatched the duck from Johnny's hands. She cradled it in her arms and checked for signs of life. She said, "You liar! Your dog is a killer! And you're an accomplice! You should be ashamed of yourself!"376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LAiY2sGoU
Johnny felt a surge of anger. He said, "Look lady, I don't know who you are or what your problem is, but you need to chill out. It's just a duck. It's not like it's your child or something."376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7YVQSful4
The woman glared at him and said, "How dare you? This duck is more than just an animal. It's my pet. It's my friend. It has a name. It's Daisy."376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡin6MD1jw4M
Johnny rolled his eyes and said, "Daisy? Seriously? That's a stupid name for a duck."376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqP0RPk6sy
What's your name sweetheart?376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRyXGQdOWV
"The name is Eva and I'm definitely not your sweetheart. Idiot! And you havn't any taste either. Daisy is a beautiful name for a beautiful duck!"376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCbHQxjIlr
Johnny snorted and said, "Yeah, sure. Whatever you say lady!"376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDv1A5sv0W
Eva exclaimed, "You know what? You're not worth my time. You're rude and insensitive and ignorant. You don't deserve to live next to me."376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfE37VT4ARP
Johnny said, "Fine by me. I don't want to live next to you either. You're annoying, hysterical and crazy. You didn't deserve to have any ducks."376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1w2YQljFI
Eva said, "Oh yeah? Well, you don't deserve to have a dog."376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37BRWQkSrj
Johnny grinned, saying, "Well, you don't deserve to have a bikini." Eva said, "What does that even mean?"376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRNxMNAC4S
Johnny begin chuckling, "It means you look terrible in it."376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdt2rUZAucV
She said, "That's it! You've crossed the line! I'm going to report you to the authorities!" Johnny said, "Go ahead! See if I care!" Eva said, "I will! And I hope they lock you up!" Johnny said, "Yeah? Well, I hope they lock you up for being a Loony Toon!" And disturbing the peace.376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRE5inJJ0Xv
Eva cried, "No, I'm not! You're disturbing the peace!"376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQUUXVBzb4
Johnny said, "No, you are!"376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHh37P1zejn
The woman said, "No, you are!"376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcRydB2z6S
They continued to argue like this for several minutes until they were interrupted by another voice.376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJBl4SZ12d
"Hey! Hey! Hey! What's going on here?"376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulwc44gGUJ
They turned and saw a man standing on the other side of the fence. He had short brown hair, green eyes, and a muscular build. He was wearing a blue shirt, khaki pants, and a badge. He was a cop.376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjw8klN7UIx
He said, "I'm Officer Brad. I'm responding to a noise complaint. What's the problem?"376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvA3vwsjf7r
Johnny and the woman looked at each other and then at the cop. They both said, "He/she started it!"
The officer sighed and rubbed his forehead. "Alright, alright. Calm down. Let's start with some introductions.376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtQ7AVCAoh
"Who are you two?"376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37PDnyQDIj
Johnny stepped forward and extended his hand.
"Hi there. I'm John, and this is my dog Rocky. We live next door." The woman stepped forward as well, still clutching her dead duck. "My name is Evelina and this," she gestured to the lifeless bird, "Is Daisy. We also live next door." Officer Brad nodded, scribbling notes into his pad. 376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1u3qzQT1wu
"And what seems to be the issue, folks?" Johnny spoke first. "Well, my dog got loose earlier and ended up in umm...Miss Evelina's backyard where he unfortunately, accidentally killed her duck." The officer raised an eyebrow. "Isn't that a bit of a mouthful Mr. ... uh ... John?" 376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDavu1Wsi6e
"Call me Johnny. Sorry about that."
The officer smiled slightly. "Apology accepted Johnny. Now, let's hear from Miss Evelina." Evelina took a deep breath before speaking. "Mr. Officer, Johnny's dog attacked and killed my beloved pet Daisy without provocation. 376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rqfi5sHqA
Not only has he caused immense emotional distress upon me, but now my family won't have fresh eggs or companionship because of HIM!" Both Johnny and Officer Brad stared blankly at Evelina for a few moments before bursting into laughter.376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnwD6ShhiY
After gaining composure again, the Officer Brad began writing furiously in his note pad once more. Evelina narrowed her gaze, staring quite menacingly. "I assume you find my situation amusing, sir?"376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUd9Y0An6OK
May I remind the both of you, that someone just lost their life today due to his stupid negligence!" Officer Brad held up his hand to placate Evelina.
"Miss Evelina, I apologize if our reactions seemed disrespectful."376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeD0WT4BxWl
However, it appears that there may have been some issues regarding the nature of Daisy's death. He winked and turned to face Johnny again. "Is that correct, Johnny? Did you witness exactly how Daisy passed away?"376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScT0qhobka
Johnny scratched the back of his head and smiled. "Uh, no sir. I actually wasn't present when the murder took place."
Sir!
All I can tell you is that when I found them together, Daisy the duck was probably deceased.376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5scMMfE0e
Officer Brad then stated that no real harm had been done and that they needed to work it out.376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfHBfrKlqM
And left the scene in his patrol car...376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWOWxBR13q
I said to Eva, "Hey I'm sorry about your duck. There's no point in my not being cordial.376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy27gtdBJjn
Sweetheart, won't you please come over and have some marvelous chicken with me. Yeah, maybe I was a little too rash, you're a sweet looking doll!376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlskZOSqr8s
(Still frowning, she looked at Johnny and hesitated but decided to join him)
It turned out that Eva was married to her husband named Jim, they had moved from Miami a year ago and had few friends...
Over the next few weeks, they grew quite close, some would say that they became almost inseparable. They spend hours chatting, barbecuing together, and Johnny finally felt like he had found someone who understood him.
But, one day when Eva's husband suddenly disappeared, Johnny knew he had to help her.376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1T8SEM3ZM
He threw himself into the case, determined to uncover the truth. Following up on every lead, and interviewed every witness, putting together every clue. It turn out ironically enough that he was actually a hitman in the mafia but the bosses at the top decided when he got busted by a narc, that he was a liability and had to go!
Eva was absolutely taken aback by this tragic news because she had absolutely no idea of her husband line of work inside the mafia. Johnny and Eva became even closer after that tragic occurence and they soon grew very attached to each other...376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThSE0Gy5me
Johnny started to change, he was kinder, gentler and even more patient than before. He finally had the serene, meaningful life he had been searching for, and he owed it all to Eva...376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBGaWGHSxO
Years later, Johnny and Eva were still together. They got married and had a family of their own. As Johnny sat on their porch, sipping cold lemonade and silently watching their children play, he couldn't help but reflect on how far he had come. From a rude and brutish gangster to a loving husband and father. It was a transformation he never could have imagined before...
But he was grateful for every step of his tough journey, for it had brought him to the place where he truly belonged,376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfcSyTE8vg
by his wife Eva's loving side.376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCC1MMB3Ses
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© Charles Kemp
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