News Guy:597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUcxYxZgUa
This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjoBoOKvpfz
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMLOgRl9C6
Harrison Ford:597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbh5wpUh73k
I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9sdUQQqBC
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgXt0BQbCH
News Guy:597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIgYIXJaQU
In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NMofASRQH
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTH6bjEXKE7
M. Night Shyamalan:597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxZP0nVMbS
Curses! You've caught me.597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXFDGfE3I2
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88SqJmecWX
J.J. Abrams:597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuweeU94WH
It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUKW8SVfXV
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKXvI2ANVY
M. Night Shyamalan:597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahscQIU2R7
Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8uXX3U5At
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5O3RsP1pZl
J.J. Abrams:597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2DN89tyQd
This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYhtn7cIuS
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVk6vg9IP6O
M. Night Shyamalan:597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdMldbIi5w
Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4nkqQKhUZ
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOzKqEynRz
J.J. Abrams:597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVTGuVGxe2
None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIsvvFnZQC
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiChb7LTA7
M. Night Shyamalan:597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHMN5sP0dU
(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡng6MbPmdMz
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC278kzL5ev
News Guy:597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4slreahBv
M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrFKOk54j0
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrfHTbwDUD
Bernie Sanders:597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVCCoIq9Pl
ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vTfuJIq99
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpwsfQrRYQ
Robot Hitler:597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpNv3xZ1Wu
NEIN!!!!597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXrj6dgmQ0
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXuafUivmM
Bernie Sanders:597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIbhNyCC3U
Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFW4fDgmTY
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhL3FrLwHKK
Robot Hitler:597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBcluwpLcp
Yeah right!597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSMutHllDQ
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwA4nQJ302I
Bernie Sanders:597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYemFns9Ss
All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IQcjtJXP8
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYhRCgsvtd
News Guy:597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOjIQRBrcY
Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvjKckpTVX
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuiHAQMTY7
Robot Hitler:597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcnpaLgmPM
Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6lgxYCAks
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflh5qiqVte
Velociraptor:597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7CW7mXMIa
(Keeps throwing bananas)597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bjUOz7jla
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcafyIecPA
Robot Hitler:597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinKEA4wPgd
(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQl1wD6mAm9
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0ZPkYTGJL
News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
ns216.73.216.116da2
