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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoObStVgIVH
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I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCFMAChmzu
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpjfTmeu9Q
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Curses! You've caught me.542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFt5PkUjd1
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It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8c71Ah3LFT
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Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrq9hdAZHXp
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This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4VK4fQ2OB
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Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlarPxgTgCg
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None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDH3YhaUMf
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(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYABetYcpgI
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wNS8ojQkP
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ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTCoJ2XIjf
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NEIN!!!!542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEwZumFsqz
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Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndLVWrQBcL
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Yeah right!542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1EaPMElaX
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All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAiL5fcqSY
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtgg2lvrY9
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Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2hFA0MCsB
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Velociraptor:542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZ8Sal9Lkn
(Keeps throwing bananas)542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xsZNi4OH0
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(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgemyRL0jPs
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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