古代有個國王，非常疼愛他的小女兒，306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡReDzFOM9lo
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花，國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20jfTu8sjl
於是貼出徵婚啟事：306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CbwCJen1H
徵求駙馬一名，需文質彬彬。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zUMI9nYLT
隔天一早，王府門外百人排隊，306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxckqEVJICV
排在門前的第一位，從懷裡拿出一把銀兩，306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4M0eTg1d0
交給站在門邊的守衛，小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項，306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHHJkmwv39
守衛不好意思白拿，悄悄在他耳邊提醒，306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPF6MB8UJ6C
排在後面的人見著，知道了規矩也都有所準備，306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5g8S4IM7M5
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上，306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15BCenWdlE
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後，可能覺得賺夠了；也可能嫌麻煩，306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rEq0R6xrV
索性直接告訴大家：國王有重聽，且沒耐性，306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZc4r29VVkj
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafWfn8pDna
接著門開了，大家依序進門拜見國王，306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBXcflZBOJ
第一位一見國王，非常自信地大喊：306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYbU5MGscC
可喜我文質彬彬。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0XVpzENoR
國王一聽：文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理，來人啊！拉下去仗打一百！306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEcdafbOEE
接著第二位，他剛有聽到前位的自介，現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫，306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPRANxj0qY
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨，如履薄冰的說出：306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JFKKopT2N
可喜我文質彬彬。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxDIJabe3o
國王一聽：你說什麼我聽不到，欺負本王聽力不好，來人啊！拉下去仗打兩百！306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8xgWOoTJy
306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwjLiZrlAZ
第一位還沒打完，第二位正在被打，第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場，306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrh2YbKoF3r
他其實本來想逃的，但轉頭看門被人群擠滿，306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqKvLpprcf
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀，就硬著頭皮上吧！306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JCVwwTcpx
於是他細想前兩位的音量，剛好他在後面都有聽到，306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ohTohdoQy
在走向拜見國王的這幾步，他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值，306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAWvnENBSQ
到定位後他抬頭發表成果：306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yiVirbHPe
可喜我文質彬彬。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6wWXztbdA
國王聞後靜靜看著他，他心想穩了中了，這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了！306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFICOLq6GYe
306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8oswgXoUj
不料國王：可惜我文筆平平？你文筆平平與本王招親何干？欺君犯上浪費本王時間，來人啊！此人仗打五百，打完再押大牢十年！306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43U1nNUv1b
306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpGYa0ttR1
此時遠方傳來公主：爸爸，用午膳囉。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJiDfILPd9w
國王聽到終於露出笑容：好，好，爸爸馬上來。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhC3J5LOgig
306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyQGPxHFtU
其實國王聽力沒問題，他只是同普天下父親一般，不捨愛女出嫁。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcI6plGJUZ0
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