得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdlPNRKyK1
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7Gy6xoaf6
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助六：「不意外」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKV2BFltaEq
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODjkny3oVL
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoMxCdi0zc
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjxthny9QP
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5z0XXx1vM
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其實我一早已經有答案。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3VDJmYwO3
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCM5B9nvjM
588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYpKxHj9hk
阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZFACqZYkG
588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNr60ZjNZ4
我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgnp0DNK6G
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaywA4VNnBx
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「放心啦大家！」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wGanu2vOl
588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZtL5GwccV
我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpTvlUvFFE
588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1I4s7SLYJ
之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEPriC0sId
588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiayKe7UeHh
同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRM3YzhzPQn
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYiYLuFn57
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nz3cyyzI8
588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnkohOCVEp
望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2PTO61zHU
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nMr7nfjH9
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJo0LYrKabe
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助六：「😳」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09ghPTp8JH
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我：「。。。」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEhuh0TOVb
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2m5IE5WJA
588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetRQwOOmKI
一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsq6x2tU4QB
588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqolsWx0JGi
「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDaNm0S9rt
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TsbQ8GBQI
588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7c4QJbFbba
有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEEX9t8kL6
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpovYWCsSb
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzorEPgLHF2
588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3ettQUQH7
於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgFlQLCeaA
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlAR4ImnGU
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndbh9714jX
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmWyq5HzLg
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助六：「主人😖」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4SMxYGWc8
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ842GqZW72I
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我：「屌你哋。。。」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9u4ve7lTe
588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZF96PfBpH
雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZiYYoE2fr
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「掛住主人😳」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqYJZT6zWn
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5mSsLQqzw
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjw5G6ucNzJ
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBt6tXJkxG
588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadtWH5J1pd
我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwAofFQLGU
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAB7bmFPeLo
588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlazcG2SYh
「我要傾甜呀！！！！」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsBZO6HRzs
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「屌佢老母！」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0kyrQnCVm
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KKYn8Orpo
588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEfnXlUWkK
助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zsj8gUMeV
588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPMCRBKn0N
我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQHwS8FP4p
588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqtCGqygWe
Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccYiu1DMZi
588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAV5JYoT9O
我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRRF0ESGwT
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XlKPOuI0Q
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLWjdUSXSo
588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0M9sLLFqV
阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」588Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNq8Rm6qoUo
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
