得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVHIXC9jCQ
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EOQsYdsee
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助六：「不意外」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcq3LUT1BnP
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaIB39zqi4
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIR2d0YJE5
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuA8s57503y
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1aMzj4DLs
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其實我一早已經有答案。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXQzIx0gTC
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7VugoRrZJ
「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQuLf6lPyj
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyXGRcDM1V
阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRQqOwz0Ed
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4EVEU5aCf
我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJW5Vwgd65
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBgBvsSBGv
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「放心啦大家！」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyr8MPc7u7g
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpucJVgBptp
我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHiQJdcVl2j
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UmEHYG29p
之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLQhsiTR92
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6OczW42oA
同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMQoO2xGpl
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhv7Wc81i3
佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHByGY2DzGK
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFGwoFjPpd
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4LUndy6s7
望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4dj8xZBp6
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgYTFJzMGR
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBW7ogmtRQP
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助六：「😳」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrmnNWiUD7
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我：「。。。」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQnbISXCSV
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVhO26C0KS
自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWoI5mVBH9
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjngeFOxkJF
一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwWCbbCFoo
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTo6JQpsyB
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KsJ0GJr8X
不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPSABcQIcn
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaasVGjLNh
有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKzQ9YsRFw
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57px3UNMt1
我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNERY8P2usQ
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1oFRGxODe
嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ250VcgZ41l
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorOCu6CMH1
於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFP7loaQZI
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3XIiPNLgz
「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZqjzRRrLz
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKg9xKLzpqC
意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezrs8OMG0b
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FK7Wy4opa
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助六：「主人😖」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLqE5Opjgv
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrt6QDZgxZ
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我：「屌你哋。。。」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyArm4Rdge9
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0idqgGXwGj
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3cOY7csvT
「掛住主人😳」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVM9lJv82I5
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4RWswqukF
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Tq7ii7Dlt
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bVOO9w6YG
屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkirWJVJsvt
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjelz29bO62
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOutg1IC7n4
「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74B8VrPVjg
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIl3vyJOiN
「我要傾甜呀！！！！」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mOZoIoIFe
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjE9V2USwvK
「屌佢老母！」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZxrXYGWRf
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbdKrowQfs
隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTvENjktHJ
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSipmyK9UlJ
助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIfWUzzbfc
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHG8TvaKtvE
我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SQN8PTrdH
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9RkSnM6vH
Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc73vkcG5l1
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYjaoASk9h
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDJlHbQDBz
助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5g8jf20o7
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2b2wY1r1JU
我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Amu4BqBAg
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aqtGp37Oo
阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SNJiLVaQH
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKMX9QF3PO
我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
