前幾天晚上，我晃進一樓廁所拿東西，瞥見馬桶裡有條狀物在扭，靜止的馬桶水中裡有東西在動太不合理，我定睛一看：2條大概1公分長的孑孓在透明帶黃的液體中游泳。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxMqrFUXD3
千頭萬緒在腦袋裡閃過：403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SSNaTDLo6
蚊子媽媽在永遠填不滿的水桶裡生小孩（產卵）？403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGQCYCOI4a
我爸不是經常使用一樓廁所？上完沒沖水嗎？403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YEvAEbvaQ
為什麼孑孓會出現在馬桶裡？403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdTVT8psXR
從瞥到條狀物，再腦袋混亂，又動手蓋馬桶蓋、按下沖水扭沖水，過程不到3分鐘。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgOcwjDetR
這狀況太過詭異，跟朋友線上討論一下，孑孓哪來的？403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4RKPoVmb3
友：水箱有沒有孑孓？403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡda41GiixK9
對齁，水箱，說不定是蚊子飛進水箱裡產卵。我放下手機，再晃進一樓廁所，打開水箱種種的蓋子，往裡面看……沒有啊？水箱裡的水透明平靜，一條孑孓都沒看到。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZAu6Hxa0p
所以為什麼孑孓會出現在馬桶裡？
家庭LINE群：403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PPjBTNlSu
我：一樓馬桶出現孑孓（沖馬桶）。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Usrkjrier
我：（震驚貼圖）403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJV4V79FN2
老二：哎唷喂。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1B8ZznOcJ
我：馬桶水箱沒有孑孓。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvSQApLvTK
爸：這問題可以媽媽可以跟你講明白。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYM8Uhs3ZS
2022.10.17 星期一403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1UB91nEkL
我：孑孓孵化約需2～5天，開始懷疑爸爸上廁所不沖水？403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8FrzGj58J
媽：是我拿桶子水沖。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUevx5AcJAt
我：齁齁。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegLeBIorue
（備註：瘧蚊和家蚊約在2天內孵化，而斑蚊則在3至5天會孵化。）
水桶水原本放在室內接漏水，好幾天的漏水問題請水電工解決後，水桶水拿去沖馬桶。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Bo46T2cUj
我想大概是蚊子卵原本在水桶裡，水桶水沖馬桶後，卵在水桶或馬桶裡孵化。孑孓悲慘的一生，在化糞池結束。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWn9FK6HkAa
還好不是我家的水管或水塔破掉，蚊子跑進去產卵。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Mty44iAJJ
馬桶孑孓案結案。
這個事件讓我想到，好幾年前的夏天，我聽到貓咪飲水器馬達抽不到水「嘎嘎嘎」的聲音，就裝一瓶水，晃去補充貓咪飲水器的水。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxV6MRqtUmm
水倒完以後，等馬達將水打上來，看水位夠不夠？需不需要再裝水？403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZk6upPHrGg
流水型的貓咪飲水器有大中小水池，我剛剛倒水嘩啦啦地撥擾，水回歸平靜、開始流水以後，透明的水裡出現0.5公分長的2隻孑孓。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOFaUyOydz
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ㄍ！為什麼飲水器裡會出現蟲？403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwEsAgNIRe
孑孓扭的很有活力，我將飲水器整個拔去刷洗很賣力。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdD1dVXYJk
抓貓咪點驅蟲藥很費力。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToinxHKZRG
累死我！403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡee4tILanYj
結論：本來就會定時換貓咪飲水器濾片，但是補水頻率要加高。
詭異的笑話時間：403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVXOeyVhbC
問題：了先生划船是什麼樣子？403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIR7lDnIzn
答案：孓子孑孓子孑孓子孑孓子孑孓子孑403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjp4TMALKQb
問題：了先生划了一會兒，船槳斷了，於是變成了什麼樣子？403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLaIYdwLpC
答案：孒孒孒孒孒孒孒孒孒孒孒孒孒孒孒403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigQtsEmSL0
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