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Chapter 4: 沒有腳的貓336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyZaXLGJ0d
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「聽好了，孩子：深淵真的存在，沒有腳的貓就是深淵。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIq7msAvDh
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他刀槍不入、他沒有天敵、他能吞噬世上所有一切，我們都可能是他的下一餐。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxQVxVjeHO
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小心那對細長的瞳孔。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqL320jca2
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他沒有腳，更沒有心。」336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUXhvuqaid
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暴食大公──辛尼斯特是黑貓，一隻尊貴優雅的貓（自稱）。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ucsqRwFJS
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尊貴優雅的他，最喜歡的食物是草莓，尤其貪婪大公──十條親手做的草莓蛋糕，要辛尼斯特一天吃十個，都不是問題。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzA2HJb17Xs
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今天是十條送蛋糕來的日子。辛尼斯特一早就非常高興，戴上他最好看的帽子，尾巴開心到立起來，非常期待。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PJ77dFfJW
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「哪，給你。」336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2dvEfzS3U
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然而，十條這次只送來一盒──沒錯，一盒，只有一個蛋糕，塞牙縫都不夠。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBDqaSHBec
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辛尼斯特立刻抗議：「怎麼才這樣？」336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44Qcb7Y0GN
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十條生氣表示：「托某隻貓的福，我家的草莓庫存都用完了，你將就著吃吧。」336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6U1OF3bN2
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哭喔！！辛尼斯特的尾巴垂了下來。十條解釋：「地獄沒有草莓，你以前吃的草莓來自天國。最近時局敏感，我不方便去補貨。」336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGfHBvCvEu
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這時候的朱櫻剛墮落，「迷路的小孩」結束不久，朱櫻、十條，以及本來就被通緝的柰、安卡拉岡、深海，都不能去天國；唯一信譽好的斯巴達，偏偏這幾天不在，去人間陪老婆。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwOIcTsV7p
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「對了！」十條靈機一動，看著辛尼斯特，「天使認不得你吧？我記得你沒去過天國。」336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwe6iM2x7ch
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這倒是。辛尼斯特在天國，雖是惡名昭彰、聞風喪膽的「沒有腳的貓」，但這隻貓具體長什麼樣，還真沒有天使見過。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETBbScQqZh
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「剛好，你的毛可以裝很多東西。」十條提議：「你去趟天國，把那裡的草莓全部採回來，就有蛋糕可以吃了！」336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjE44cg6mU
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「那裡是天國，不是生鮮超市！我連怎麼去都不知道。」辛尼斯特說。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwpVZyzl8a
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「還不簡單，看我的！」336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5bA11kv6Q
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說著，十條用他的空間魔法，變出一個綠底白飾的指南針。他叫辛尼斯特拿著，解釋：336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FwqvyGwDg
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「看到旁邊的按鈕了嗎？按一下，它會把你送到天國；再按一次，立刻回到地獄，很方便吧！」336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqIZSkkkTI
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十條的腦袋跟蛇一樣，辛尼斯特不相信他會做這種東西，百分之兩百是柰教他做的，膝蓋想也知道。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡheIvziW8Sk
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「指南針會送你到天國西邊的森林，也是草莓最多的地方，但、是！」十條千叮嚀萬叮嚀：「你絕對不可以離開森林！要是離開，指南針會失效，你就再也回不來了！」336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDRpIqUKZp
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辛尼斯特揮揮手，「安啦，天國的森林多大，我能跑到哪去。」336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5Napq5NfJ
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十條很擔心，「我怕你離開森林，去別的地方吃天使。」336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NiuVgDb3N
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「才不會。丰現在敏感得要死，我沒那麼笨，挑這種時候惹事。」336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuGM7tO3ml
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辛尼斯特說得很有自信，完全沒意識到自己在立FLAG。他按下指南針的按鈕，如十條所說，他人立刻來到天國，視野全是綠色，也是地獄看不到的景色。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFg9WqdZ8C7
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為了藏住惡魔的氣息，辛尼斯特變成普通的貓──一隻黑色、長毛、體型偏大的貓。他眨了眨一藍一黃的異色瞳，踩著沒有聲音的腳步，找他最愛的草莓去。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IOZf7daPC
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走沒幾步，辛尼斯特就找到草莓園。天國的草莓跟水蜜桃一樣大，辛尼斯特的眼睛閃閃發光。他吃了一些，草莓又香又甜，想到這些都將變成蛋糕，辛尼斯特開心得在地上打滾，發出幸福的喵喵聲。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBafK3A4Yi
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題外話：辛尼斯特在天國如此有名，正是因為他的毛──辛尼斯特的毛可以無限擴張、吞噬一切，刀劍魔法都傷不了他。身為外掛般的存在，辛尼斯特的代價是吃不飽，需要大量進食，所以他什麼不怕，最怕餓肚子。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwALDyMYuL
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「看我的！」336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfXHgPiyFF
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說著，辛尼斯特的身子溶化、變成一灘黑色的毛。毛無限延伸，如大水般淹沒整個草莓園。蠕動三秒，黑色的毛慢慢收攏，辛尼斯特變回貓，所有草莓消失不見，被保存在辛尼斯特的毛裡。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUiRtM2fdpg
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難得來天國，這麼快回去，辛尼斯特覺得划不來，於是他在森林漫步，品嘗新鮮的蘋果、水梨、橘子、葡萄……補充地獄吃不到的維他命C。辛尼斯特快樂極了，他趴在地上曬太陽，發出舒服的呼嚕聲。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEcNPK4B8u
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「嗯？怎麼會有貓？」336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IsMA8Wkqr
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所謂樂極生悲。曬太陽曬到一半，一名天使發現了辛尼斯特。黑貓張開眼睛、當場炸毛，尾巴整個豎起來。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETDHGf69Qy
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不會吧啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVHyKui6no
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誰都好，隨便來一個天使，辛尼斯特都能把他吞掉、吃掉，偏偏遇到最不想遇的人──熾天使貞節。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvrqfNSwo8
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辛尼斯特拔腿要跑，然而，貞節的手更快，手已經抓住辛尼斯特。辛尼斯特掙扎，發出生氣的叫聲：336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb96GfclW5P
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「喵嗚啊啊啊啊啊！」放開我啊王八蛋！！！336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPw7JLRNhO
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「小東西，你迷路了嗎？」336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBr75hmglFl
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說著，貞節把辛尼斯特抓起來，神奇的事情發生了：貞節抓著辛尼斯特的上半身，他的後腳還在地上，黑色的身體被拉得好長，其實都是毛。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4d1lWGgcB3
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「……。」336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZdoCPvrwo
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辛尼斯特沉默，貞節也沉默；但身為資深貓奴，貞節對此見怪不怪，另一隻手伸到辛尼斯特的屁股，將整隻貓抱起來。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ffEZUA0k3
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「喵啊！喵！喵啊啊啊！」你做什麼！走開啦！！336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDCjMEOtRC
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前腳後腳並用，辛尼斯特一直踢、一直踢，貓掌打在貞節的臉上。身為熾天使，貞節不痛不癢，還安撫他說：「不要緊張，我不會傷害你。」336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBQs9oNiXU
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「喵啊啊啊啊！！」你現在就在傷害我！！！336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuH8bt0vLy
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貞節聽不懂貓語，但他養貓經驗豐富，溫柔的大手摸著辛尼斯特的頭、下巴、身體；神奇的是，辛尼斯特還真的冷靜下來，發出聲音：336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjGmez1dvw
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「嗚嗚嗚嗚……！」我叫你放……該死這傢伙怎麼摸這麼舒服我在幹嘛啊啊啊啊！！！336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxCztFhLwJ
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「好乖好乖。」336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPZdsw6X2s
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安撫完畢，貞節張開翅膀。辛尼斯特正覺不妙，貞節竟抱著他飛向空中，準備離開森林。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbMzHaIJWG
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──要是離開，指南針會失效，你就再也回不來了！336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJibfVzp7R
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「啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！」336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgoilYOFgN
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FLAG回收。辛尼斯特想起十條的臉。管他摸得舒不舒服，辛尼斯特拚死掙扎、抵抗，貞節的臉被連甩好幾個巴掌，但他沒有生氣，只是說：336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jbDOFSugc
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「不要亂動，很危險。」336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmuR8GgOUm
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貞節一說，辛尼斯特往下看，發現貞節已經飛離地面好幾公尺，嚇得他整條尾巴蓬起來，形似巨大的松鼠尾巴。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJFRiDJDvu
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「喵啊啊啊啊啊！！」
救命啊啊啊啊啊！！！336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhffcfFUnrj
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辛尼斯特被貞節帶離森林，十條的指南針因此作廢。貞節朝光之神殿的方向飛去──辛尼斯特淒厲慘叫，可謂叫天天不應、叫地地不靈，貞節只聽到五個字：336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFLcAjaqdN
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「喵喵喵喵喵！！！」
ㄍㄋㄋㄐㄅ！！！
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