「你真係FF少陣好喎,人地話晒都係實況主,點會約你單獨食糖水啊?」我打算把肥軒從幻想中打醒。347Please respect copyright.PENANAYWNaVAcjPG
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「唔係單獨啊,淇淇叫我搵埋你一齊啊。」說到這句,肥軒明顯降低了抗奮的情緒。347Please respect copyright.PENANASRVDgsvWTD
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「吓,條八婆又想玩咩啊,你唔係諗住要我一齊去吓嘛?」347Please respect copyright.PENANAYy4DQe7eaU
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「Exact7ly,去食下糖水啫,又唔係要去死。」347Please respect copyright.PENANAFNm0YQscxX
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「我琴日都係幫下你啫,我已經得返半條人命,都唔知下次係食糖水定食毒藥啊,呢壇野咪再搞我。」我果斷拒絕。347Please respect copyright.PENANALybFuDzUJe
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「你只要應承去,我即刻上網訂支Martin,送到你屋企,你連琴行都唔洗去。」347Please respect copyright.PENANAm3GD7tyTLv
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肥軒又提出魔鬼的交易,條件極吸引令我猶豫不決,我不是怕肥軒走數,以肥軒的財力那把5位數的結他只算九牛一毛,我怕的是淇淇這個人…347Please respect copyright.PENANA5apRvmbcxn
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可惜人是犯賤,明知山有虎…347Please respect copyright.PENANAvz0f6GIPcN
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「兩個星期內,結他要出現係我眼前,貨到我先會同你去,再講價免問。」347Please respect copyright.PENANACLJsEUhyXP
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看似條件苛刻,但我已經作出最大讓步,因為我怕有結他沒命彈…347Please respect copyright.PENANA3KTPYFXSRn
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「大佬你點話點好啦,我當你應承架啦,我嘅幸福靠晒你。」肥軒激動地說。347Please respect copyright.PENANALjynv2BR2n
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「食個糖水啫,又唔係結婚擺酒,幸乜撚野福呀!」我又潑他冷水。347Please respect copyright.PENANAyuwZcVkCl2
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「就咁話啦,到時再約,我去同淇淇講先啦,bye。」他似乎沒有在意我潑他冷水。347Please respect copyright.PENANAMLnUoywNHs
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約兩星期後,結他當真送來我家,雖然買結他應該要先試琴試手感,但不用自己付錢已經別無所求。經過一番調整後,我正要彈scale鬆鬆手指筋骨,電話突然響起…347Please respect copyright.PENANAgzFi4PEMni
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起初以為是肥軒,我提起電話一看,是個陌生的號碼…347Please respect copyright.PENANAYh2SwbNgWB
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「你認唔認得我係邊個?」一把女生的聲音。347Please respect copyright.PENANAHcBZt8K3X7
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「屌你咩電話詐騙,搵食行遠啲啦!」說畢掛了通話。347Please respect copyright.PENANAyP9O0cCUGA
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我想再拿起結他時,又有一通來電,又是剛才的號碼…現在詐騙的人都是鍥而不捨的嗎?347Please respect copyright.PENANAgwnx0zSAUz
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我接通電話想破口大罵…347Please respect copyright.PENANAV60De9FJds
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「死人謝霆鋒,你夠膽cut我線?」是剛才的女聲。347Please respect copyright.PENANAw58AHkaG4y
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「打錯喎小姐,呢度冇謝霆鋒。」我已經知道是淇淇那個八婆。347Please respect copyright.PENANAlhjk8vWzIq
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「咁呢度有冇邱子峰?」347Please respect copyright.PENANADznVDOALBC
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「第一,叫左你唔好響全朵,第二,點解你知我個電話號碼?」347Please respect copyright.PENANALqywknFG6n
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「你個friend阿軒俾我,係咪唔得先?」347Please respect copyright.PENANA72cVYix2PX
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仆街肥軒,為了淇淇連我的電話號碼都出賣…347Please respect copyright.PENANAuYkwOYEpdx
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「個仆街仔冇用架啦,連我都賣。」347Please respect copyright.PENANAUb3aJqC2Me
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「係我逼佢俾我架,唔講呢啲住,我打嚟係提你記得聽日食糖水。」347Please respect copyright.PENANAAobLYWNs36
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「吓,聽日?點解冇人同我講嘅?」347Please respect copyright.PENANA671cZX6x4z
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「咁我而家同你講都一樣啫。」347Please respect copyright.PENANAXCuDx3qpgY
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「但係我聽日要返工喎大佬。」347Please respect copyright.PENANAGgY2vt6oCL
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「我理得你啊,總之聽日一定要嚟。」347Please respect copyright.PENANAD72Cz05XKj
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「你痴線架,咁野蠻嘅。」347Please respect copyright.PENANA7MU3wHV47j
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「你聽日唔嚟就死梗,係咁先,bye bye。」347Please respect copyright.PENANAdClzVjl0Pc
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我來不及回應,她就掛掉電話…347Please respect copyright.PENANA4cM9YL4pPM