我的工作是在我家附近的便利店當個不斷重複動作的收銀機械人，還不時充當客人的出氣袋。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEb72OdDbo
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今天一整天忙於工作，直至下班後才有喘息的空間。我拿起電話來看，發現肥軒於稍早前傳了兩個訊息。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTyFnuBG1r
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「峰哥，今次真係要你救命!」376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Mq1pQyxJk
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「你放工之後call我。」376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4HWLSisAz
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屌，明明昨天才弄完一樁煩事，還惹得一身麻煩，我的報酬還未得到。今天又有事，我到底前世欠了你多少…376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdFVRAo8yU
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我打算不理他把電話收起來時，肥軒已經來電…376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgKu6ljJOo
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「屌你，琴日先搞到我成身蟻，今日仲嚟?」我接起電話先破口大罵。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVOQ6jxp4b
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「唔係啊，今次真係要你救命架。」376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdbEZS7Ocd
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「你連半支Martin嘅錢都未俾我，仲想我救你?。」376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WjBtTMcxD
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「你幫埋我今次，我成支買俾你都得啦。」376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjWAbYTTv6
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「你條仆街次次都咁講架啦，琴日你相又攞左，連條女都帶埋上去，又食又拎，我就乜春都冇!」376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PTGZAcusG
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「咪就係因為你帶左淇淇上嚟，所以而家先要你幫手。」376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtJm1l25YA
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又關我事?這就是所謂因果嗎?376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjx7Y3JduA
376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XJIbdRaLd
「琴日你地走左之後，我DM淇淇多謝佢上嚟我屋企，佢同我講唔洗客氣仲加多個微笑emoji添。」聽得出肥軒的喜悅。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwO2lkiFVxu
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人家才一句禮貌回應，加個emoji就令肥軒沉過鐵達尼，我不禁為肥軒感到悲哀。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMiB0OUb9zF
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「你同條女啲野關我撚事咩，仲要專登打嚟showoff。」376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2qmuAkrS5
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「佢仲話如果真係想多謝佢，就繼續支持佢嘅台，間中donate就可以。」他越說越興奮…376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqYbVoWyew
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經典釣火山孝子的話術，稍為有腦的人都不會中招，可惜肥軒中毒太深，要從泥濘中拉他出來幾乎不可能。376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0PETFVAI8
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「咁你想我救你啲咩啊，要我打醒你叫你FF少陣啊?」376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMS2fcKvzP
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「唔係呢，佢話下次可以一齊食糖水。」376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNbLsdQrJ3
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WTF?這是客套說話嗎?淇淇是撞壞了腦袋嗎?還是她想收肥軒兵?376Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcIXv5Smnh
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