入到房後，Veronica喺半推半就嘅情況下，幫我除褲打飛機。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZO50MJuf9T
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我打蛇隨棍上，想氹佢用口幫我。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQA5zAoSGoH
對方卻一口拒絕：「唔得，講過結左婚先幫你用口架嘛，你想我用口嘅話，咁你就快啲娶我啦。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHP46GXIwrm
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「我都想呀，不過都要等我地買到樓先結到。」我答。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpN6JvGdZf
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「又係呢一句，點解一定買樓啫？租樓都得架。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFvF8ShD6n
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我無聽錯，大家都無聽錯，Veronica真係無樓都肯嫁俾我，無奈礙於附喺我身上嘅家族毒咒，唔係嘅話，我諗我早早就買左戒指求婚。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dVG3pHndX
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「仲咩唔出聲啊輝輝？唔通你唔想同我結婚？」Veronica扁嘴，縮開手停左落嚟。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0P5SuFvhk
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「梗係唔係，我講過話同你結婚就肯定會同你結婚。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPt3AndBLoF
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「你次次都咁講，但又成日得個講字，究竟你幾時先真係娶我架？」佢追問。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG671cToqmb
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「快架啦，總之你放心，我一定會同你結婚！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUrD9nVbl6
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「快即係幾時啫？你唔講咁我就唔幫你，哼！」佢鼓埋泡腮，翹起雙手問我。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCx8iCgWTM
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呢刻嘅我谷精上腦，為左出火，有理無理求其噏啲嘢氹住對方先：「今年！今年內我一定娶你！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7Ydsf12qG
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「你話架，今年內結婚，你唔好呃我！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqVjkNKl9N
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「全部係真話，絕無半點虛言，咁我地依家可以繼續未？」我「細佬」已翹首等待暢快嘅摩擦。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthcKzLTAxI
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「哈哈！係真嘅先好講，講得出就唔好反口！」Veronica笑左一聲，伸手摸落嚟。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanLSnGrmZG
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爽到我忍唔住發出呻吟，但就喺一個咁快樂嘅時刻，個肚突然發出咕咕聲。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgl5IkVCLQ
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仆街！絞肚痛！334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMKKHbPT5J
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「輝輝，你無嘢呀嘛？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10dmz2HQWR
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「我個肚…肚…肚…好痛…」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqrx9YddSK
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我掩住個肚，表情扭曲，褲都嚟唔切著，衝入廁所，一邊屙個肚一邊絞住咁痛。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1yFnvq0ce
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莫非係啱先食左啲壽司刺身，所以搞到肚痛？唔係喎，Veronica都有份食，而佢一啲事都無。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcONqgKIK79
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唉！我知啦！肯定係因為日頭飲左嗰啲生雞血。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHawaSX8BO
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頂佢個肺！嗰個道士果然真係江湖騙子，掠左我皮幾嘢都算，家陣仲搞到我又肚屙又肚痛。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nlnCbaq12
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「輝輝，你無事呀嘛？」Veronica喺廁所門口問。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VfJu1yMzl
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「無…無事…」講完呢句，我掩住個肚繼續屙。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlHiff1dQV
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之後成晚落嚟，我屙左七八次，屙到腳都軟埋。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpUYKGSvuz
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Veronica一早就喺我張床度訓著左，本來我應該係開開心心咁出火，而唔係屙到出水。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSw04N2kj47
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我摷勻屋企個藥箱，揾到盒喇叭牌正露丸，啪左幾粒後，先勉強叫做止到肚痛。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuCSowoFHs
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望下個鐘，差唔多凌晨三點半，屙到無曬力嘅我攤落床，好快就訓著左。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFEzZfIcK6
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訓左無幾個鐘，大約朝早七點，我個肚又再痛過，痛到我醒左。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllYmX7exvc
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當我擘大眼時，發現隔籬嘅Veronica無左人影。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhKFmpjzuq
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對方喺枕頭貼左張字條，寫住：「輝輝，我返屋企換衫沖涼先，你慢慢訓。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPufIMU4h0
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我睇完就放低張字條，又仆去廁所解決。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdxGC5ilWr
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最後真係屙到頂唔順，請左假去睇急症。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7AkjkfUZn
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原本朝早有個緊急會議都無去開，俾上司「柄」左一大餐。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuK0Kj4Z2D6
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醫生檢查過後，話我急性腸胃炎，結果我住左兩日醫院先好返。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbC3aSBn1X3
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一日最衰係小曼，帶我去見埋啲神棍，搞到我無得同Veronica「依泣」，仲累到我俾上司鬧兼且住左兩日院，認真無好帶挈。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZsCDLj9xc
出院後返工第一日，我約小曼出嚟食lunch。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eywuMnRiR
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我同佢都喺觀塘返工，間唔中都會約出嚟一齊食晏。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9brbAsYeFW
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我地多數係去工廠區某間冰室，貪啲嘢抵食夾大件。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcfSuiPleB
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「…唔怪得呢幾日都揾你唔到，原來你入左院咁大獲。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAiy6lOPPn
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「咪多得你好帶挈囉，都唔知你揾嗰個係咩道士，逼我飲埋啲生雞血，搞到我腸胃炎，個肚足足痛左幾日呀陰功。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHP8zqKEcV
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「咁都入我數？話唔定肚痛係解咒嘅一部分呢？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOxQTlGiDX
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「我就話條友擺明就係假道士昆錢，根本就唔識解咒。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCiscFlt0o
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「呢個師傅唔得，咪揾下個囉。」小曼含住飲筒，飲一啖凍檸茶。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXNadyy2er
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「咪搞我，見過一次鬼仲唔怕黑，到時又遇到神棍，咪又瀨多次嘢。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBCWn4ih3x
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「隨你啦，反正係你話想解咒同Veronica結婚，咁我先幫你。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrbKfGAFLJ
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我吞一啖飯，「唉」左一聲：「講起結婚就煩，呢排Veronica又催婚，我同佢講話等買到樓先結，佢就答我租樓都無所謂，我聽完都唔知比咩反應好。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPucKptukOk
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「咪直接同佢坦白囉，你話你背負住家族詛咒，唔可以同唔係處女嘅女人結婚，否則就命仔不保。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsv6DmhDyI
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「呢啲說話講出嚟邊有人信，講真嗰句，如果唔係親眼見過，我自己都唔會信。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgej4fea16N
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中學嗰陣，我同唔少人講過家族毒咒嘅事，問佢地信唔信，大部分人聽完都當我鳩噏，信嘅五隻手指數得曬，小曼都算係其中一個。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OS9IRqoG3
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我飲啖可樂繼續講：「查實諗嚟諗去，始終都係覺得，如果時光可以倒流嘅話就最好，等我喺Veronica隻豬俾人食左之前捷足先登，到時自己老婆嘅處變左係自己破嘅，咁結婚就肯定無問題。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqVMmMVJwv
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同非處女結婚結唯一條件就係，女方個處要係自己破嘅。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO68pqoNP67
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小曼開完笑咁話：「你試下對住前面，大嗌一聲『哈利路亞 Chance』，話唔定真係穿越到過去，哈哈！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWl7yDCMZ0
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「哈你個頭，有咩咁好笑，家下啲科技一日千里，你唔俾過多兩年『Elon Mask』發明到時光機架？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7ynlotKpI
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「哈哈！人地叫Elon Musk，唔係Mask囉，你連個名都讀錯，人地點肯幫你發明時光機！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vtEEVmtFk
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「頂，一時講錯啫…」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhq17H814J
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「叮！」小曼嘅電話突然響起收到message嘅聲音。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOewSWhukf
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佢拎起電話望左一眼，跟住無回覆就放返低喺檯面。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WuWM5yHXq
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幾秒之後，部電話又喺度叮叮聲。
