入到房後，Veronica喺半推半就嘅情況下，幫我除褲打飛機。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq78FtT2cLA
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtz0HhogVi
我打蛇隨棍上，想氹佢用口幫我。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fY4RAEfV0
對方卻一口拒絕：「唔得，講過結左婚先幫你用口架嘛，你想我用口嘅話，咁你就快啲娶我啦。」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nnDfuhDJc
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJhivs8psS
「我都想呀，不過都要等我地買到樓先結到。」我答。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xkKm0rQBd
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBNAvSMitn
「又係呢一句，點解一定買樓啫？租樓都得架。」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FNeQZdFRT
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ap1oYdBsT
我無聽錯，大家都無聽錯，Veronica真係無樓都肯嫁俾我，無奈礙於附喺我身上嘅家族毒咒，唔係嘅話，我諗我早早就買左戒指求婚。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ589mysC5PH
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0y3AAe1AS
「仲咩唔出聲啊輝輝？唔通你唔想同我結婚？」Veronica扁嘴，縮開手停左落嚟。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ066P0KKQKA
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VbtlC7cvr
「梗係唔係，我講過話同你結婚就肯定會同你結婚。」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibLh4yj9WO
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAOJfpd7MN
「你次次都咁講，但又成日得個講字，究竟你幾時先真係娶我架？」佢追問。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdosFEB00q
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpP6PcMBWIf
「快架啦，總之你放心，我一定會同你結婚！」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8uj9DXt65
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBj5N1DohdO
「快即係幾時啫？你唔講咁我就唔幫你，哼！」佢鼓埋泡腮，翹起雙手問我。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PVi0uj2A6
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqFgbjacQX
呢刻嘅我谷精上腦，為左出火，有理無理求其噏啲嘢氹住對方先：「今年！今年內我一定娶你！」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2kFZKSjx2
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvW1T6cEhSy
「你話架，今年內結婚，你唔好呃我！」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrQlHc7EpZ
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtviOHnUSkj
「全部係真話，絕無半點虛言，咁我地依家可以繼續未？」我「細佬」已翹首等待暢快嘅摩擦。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33fMtfXGrj
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiLPpWEBNK
「哈哈！係真嘅先好講，講得出就唔好反口！」Veronica笑左一聲，伸手摸落嚟。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83q7ihnw26
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCzNiPGIi8
爽到我忍唔住發出呻吟，但就喺一個咁快樂嘅時刻，個肚突然發出咕咕聲。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqJgA9DRzm
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EPQxeaFuX
仆街！絞肚痛！298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAMEu5AvI3
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI57UGoPnoV
「輝輝，你無嘢呀嘛？」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsrc7ZCdbl
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2o3BEsiB9e
「我個肚…肚…肚…好痛…」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfYChdbIKx
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAN0Xj7MPu
我掩住個肚，表情扭曲，褲都嚟唔切著，衝入廁所，一邊屙個肚一邊絞住咁痛。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuehSM9pckz
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyEbSBrvSM
莫非係啱先食左啲壽司刺身，所以搞到肚痛？唔係喎，Veronica都有份食，而佢一啲事都無。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxrOEMGo70
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFrioYRPIu
唉！我知啦！肯定係因為日頭飲左嗰啲生雞血。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuwQdOOUDo
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Kxhqyr7Qd
頂佢個肺！嗰個道士果然真係江湖騙子，掠左我皮幾嘢都算，家陣仲搞到我又肚屙又肚痛。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWMIRsD1q0
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lktYfiWaS
「輝輝，你無事呀嘛？」Veronica喺廁所門口問。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYmVDInKKK
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmXt50gya7
「無…無事…」講完呢句，我掩住個肚繼續屙。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2LFFChVCQ
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIo3YAXC0F
之後成晚落嚟，我屙左七八次，屙到腳都軟埋。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Rng2r8zrR
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQXwRFm7eX
Veronica一早就喺我張床度訓著左，本來我應該係開開心心咁出火，而唔係屙到出水。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5jB5L6wlX
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclzIJBIAyl
我摷勻屋企個藥箱，揾到盒喇叭牌正露丸，啪左幾粒後，先勉強叫做止到肚痛。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6Jo8hTxXh
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFOO14KX6n
望下個鐘，差唔多凌晨三點半，屙到無曬力嘅我攤落床，好快就訓著左。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNYsH4gvhk
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7n6yyCgaGr
訓左無幾個鐘，大約朝早七點，我個肚又再痛過，痛到我醒左。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRN3MxSX97
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsw03wujx4
當我擘大眼時，發現隔籬嘅Veronica無左人影。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVndztI5EOf
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVqCWbDk8P
對方喺枕頭貼左張字條，寫住：「輝輝，我返屋企換衫沖涼先，你慢慢訓。」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNpqJ4vtBk
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9P4hQ7RHCp
我睇完就放低張字條，又仆去廁所解決。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmLtbx6y59
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt23y8TWfyI
最後真係屙到頂唔順，請左假去睇急症。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2f1YKbuEZn
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTyDQSjWKo
原本朝早有個緊急會議都無去開，俾上司「柄」左一大餐。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnM91hiGfuL
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCPzb6FkOC
醫生檢查過後，話我急性腸胃炎，結果我住左兩日醫院先好返。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuqnghJzLt
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmE4tIdR7Q
一日最衰係小曼，帶我去見埋啲神棍，搞到我無得同Veronica「依泣」，仲累到我俾上司鬧兼且住左兩日院，認真無好帶挈。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc99hNV7lY1
出院後返工第一日，我約小曼出嚟食lunch。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLagpYlk6J
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uJjXFOC3P
我同佢都喺觀塘返工，間唔中都會約出嚟一齊食晏。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GobykgARE
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGz1SbtvBS
我地多數係去工廠區某間冰室，貪啲嘢抵食夾大件。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmUl7Aw1nY
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyeaYJ7Z5En
「…唔怪得呢幾日都揾你唔到，原來你入左院咁大獲。」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpNvOzbwAh
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7jRnuYrZS
「咪多得你好帶挈囉，都唔知你揾嗰個係咩道士，逼我飲埋啲生雞血，搞到我腸胃炎，個肚足足痛左幾日呀陰功。」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNyNDgsHrq
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYCYPeAG0J
「咁都入我數？話唔定肚痛係解咒嘅一部分呢？」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPSnSrvg9T
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwnilApkxU
「我就話條友擺明就係假道士昆錢，根本就唔識解咒。」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGJlhKmxtZ
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1uvWWwtl9
「呢個師傅唔得，咪揾下個囉。」小曼含住飲筒，飲一啖凍檸茶。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKDtexFPxC
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHL8Ozh4yD2
「咪搞我，見過一次鬼仲唔怕黑，到時又遇到神棍，咪又瀨多次嘢。」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEA0COFC4Me
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYfOOASUFF
「隨你啦，反正係你話想解咒同Veronica結婚，咁我先幫你。」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUZPjVV0Up
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3CB6Qrqsb
我吞一啖飯，「唉」左一聲：「講起結婚就煩，呢排Veronica又催婚，我同佢講話等買到樓先結，佢就答我租樓都無所謂，我聽完都唔知比咩反應好。」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjBPoqxK5L
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh07BXh8yoI
「咪直接同佢坦白囉，你話你背負住家族詛咒，唔可以同唔係處女嘅女人結婚，否則就命仔不保。」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGiMTZ6ePuz
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBsA9afhag
「呢啲說話講出嚟邊有人信，講真嗰句，如果唔係親眼見過，我自己都唔會信。」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUH2cop1qOv
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJePbrsk5I4
中學嗰陣，我同唔少人講過家族毒咒嘅事，問佢地信唔信，大部分人聽完都當我鳩噏，信嘅五隻手指數得曬，小曼都算係其中一個。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0d32KF6fMi
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEUFwwXNgW
我飲啖可樂繼續講：「查實諗嚟諗去，始終都係覺得，如果時光可以倒流嘅話就最好，等我喺Veronica隻豬俾人食左之前捷足先登，到時自己老婆嘅處變左係自己破嘅，咁結婚就肯定無問題。」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9l4nciDWH
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATiK5vWcJv
同非處女結婚結唯一條件就係，女方個處要係自己破嘅。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1njVp9h5A
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdYqdNUjA9
小曼開完笑咁話：「你試下對住前面，大嗌一聲『哈利路亞 Chance』，話唔定真係穿越到過去，哈哈！」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXaXAkyhpm
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIkvr92IAu
「哈你個頭，有咩咁好笑，家下啲科技一日千里，你唔俾過多兩年『Elon Mask』發明到時光機架？」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFt2c5hrEUv
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8ZDgaF6IT
「哈哈！人地叫Elon Musk，唔係Mask囉，你連個名都讀錯，人地點肯幫你發明時光機！」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0oiyrXAbjr
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LFdQ658Sc
「頂，一時講錯啫…」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8k1WNmZnGN
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl86ImdcYFO
「叮！」小曼嘅電話突然響起收到message嘅聲音。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaazT7mebC
298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRy6ASiYIB
佢拎起電話望左一眼，跟住無回覆就放返低喺檯面。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqydS598sIT
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幾秒之後，部電話又喺度叮叮聲。
