入到房後,Veronica喺半推半就嘅情況下,幫我除褲打飛機。295Please respect copyright.PENANA8S0tSHOXYd
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我打蛇隨棍上,想氹佢用口幫我。295Please respect copyright.PENANA6P7lO15Vbi
對方卻一口拒絕:「唔得,講過結左婚先幫你用口架嘛,你想我用口嘅話,咁你就快啲娶我啦。」295Please respect copyright.PENANAJ2QY769wwh
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「我都想呀,不過都要等我地買到樓先結到。」我答。295Please respect copyright.PENANAZ80LfhJ6Ck
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「又係呢一句,點解一定買樓啫?租樓都得架。」295Please respect copyright.PENANAmJL9ziJohs
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我無聽錯,大家都無聽錯,Veronica真係無樓都肯嫁俾我,無奈礙於附喺我身上嘅家族毒咒,唔係嘅話,我諗我早早就買左戒指求婚。295Please respect copyright.PENANAzeWh3eRU2g
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「仲咩唔出聲啊輝輝?唔通你唔想同我結婚?」Veronica扁嘴,縮開手停左落嚟。295Please respect copyright.PENANA381NnBCRFw
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「梗係唔係,我講過話同你結婚就肯定會同你結婚。」295Please respect copyright.PENANA3GJl1K07wy
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「你次次都咁講,但又成日得個講字,究竟你幾時先真係娶我架?」佢追問。295Please respect copyright.PENANA7CPFJ8K2LW
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「快架啦,總之你放心,我一定會同你結婚!」295Please respect copyright.PENANAMWzNaG8AFJ
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「快即係幾時啫?你唔講咁我就唔幫你,哼!」佢鼓埋泡腮,翹起雙手問我。295Please respect copyright.PENANAlwrfPSWyXa
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呢刻嘅我谷精上腦,為左出火,有理無理求其噏啲嘢氹住對方先:「今年!今年內我一定娶你!」295Please respect copyright.PENANAdIp0XQwGAN
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「你話架,今年內結婚,你唔好呃我!」295Please respect copyright.PENANAdnMRY54hCm
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「全部係真話,絕無半點虛言,咁我地依家可以繼續未?」我「細佬」已翹首等待暢快嘅摩擦。295Please respect copyright.PENANAYNDF5T3NLa
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「哈哈!係真嘅先好講,講得出就唔好反口!」Veronica笑左一聲,伸手摸落嚟。295Please respect copyright.PENANAf2dpaoWFNK
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爽到我忍唔住發出呻吟,但就喺一個咁快樂嘅時刻,個肚突然發出咕咕聲。295Please respect copyright.PENANAlgkKYvcPCR
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仆街!絞肚痛!295Please respect copyright.PENANAVibFxLoONi
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「輝輝,你無嘢呀嘛?」295Please respect copyright.PENANAKJIqF37RD6
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「我個肚…肚…肚…好痛…」295Please respect copyright.PENANAb3hf7iM9VY
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我掩住個肚,表情扭曲,褲都嚟唔切著,衝入廁所,一邊屙個肚一邊絞住咁痛。295Please respect copyright.PENANAf2sMRzudrw
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莫非係啱先食左啲壽司刺身,所以搞到肚痛?唔係喎,Veronica都有份食,而佢一啲事都無。295Please respect copyright.PENANAPGFmwuJEhQ
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唉!我知啦!肯定係因為日頭飲左嗰啲生雞血。295Please respect copyright.PENANAYIEWcazsSM
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頂佢個肺!嗰個道士果然真係江湖騙子,掠左我皮幾嘢都算,家陣仲搞到我又肚屙又肚痛。295Please respect copyright.PENANAdDWgoXxc8p
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「輝輝,你無事呀嘛?」Veronica喺廁所門口問。295Please respect copyright.PENANAqtV6dxT7z5
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「無…無事…」講完呢句,我掩住個肚繼續屙。295Please respect copyright.PENANA8ut3ozZYWQ
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之後成晚落嚟,我屙左七八次,屙到腳都軟埋。295Please respect copyright.PENANAwa9rCigJTg
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Veronica一早就喺我張床度訓著左,本來我應該係開開心心咁出火,而唔係屙到出水。295Please respect copyright.PENANAbbUJeR7LTF
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我摷勻屋企個藥箱,揾到盒喇叭牌正露丸,啪左幾粒後,先勉強叫做止到肚痛。295Please respect copyright.PENANAEBG52IZVTI
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望下個鐘,差唔多凌晨三點半,屙到無曬力嘅我攤落床,好快就訓著左。295Please respect copyright.PENANAUNYdiyEgv3
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訓左無幾個鐘,大約朝早七點,我個肚又再痛過,痛到我醒左。295Please respect copyright.PENANAZK85ogIK16
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當我擘大眼時,發現隔籬嘅Veronica無左人影。295Please respect copyright.PENANAms48KzkYOA
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對方喺枕頭貼左張字條,寫住:「輝輝,我返屋企換衫沖涼先,你慢慢訓。」295Please respect copyright.PENANAs3mFouNlTO
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我睇完就放低張字條,又仆去廁所解決。295Please respect copyright.PENANAEqkNmn6EoN
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最後真係屙到頂唔順,請左假去睇急症。295Please respect copyright.PENANAB7q8h2Q48O
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原本朝早有個緊急會議都無去開,俾上司「柄」左一大餐。295Please respect copyright.PENANAq3NMhB7itN
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醫生檢查過後,話我急性腸胃炎,結果我住左兩日醫院先好返。295Please respect copyright.PENANAKGIFnzQkAJ
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一日最衰係小曼,帶我去見埋啲神棍,搞到我無得同Veronica「依泣」,仲累到我俾上司鬧兼且住左兩日院,認真無好帶挈。295Please respect copyright.PENANAmg4wDsRjqg
出院後返工第一日,我約小曼出嚟食lunch。295Please respect copyright.PENANAUBNVnEasK0
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我同佢都喺觀塘返工,間唔中都會約出嚟一齊食晏。295Please respect copyright.PENANA9ot8UF5W1o
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我地多數係去工廠區某間冰室,貪啲嘢抵食夾大件。295Please respect copyright.PENANAKTIAE2TiPz
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「…唔怪得呢幾日都揾你唔到,原來你入左院咁大獲。」295Please respect copyright.PENANAxIfKpYyJ5C
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「咪多得你好帶挈囉,都唔知你揾嗰個係咩道士,逼我飲埋啲生雞血,搞到我腸胃炎,個肚足足痛左幾日呀陰功。」295Please respect copyright.PENANAwOpuQ6Fds2
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「咁都入我數?話唔定肚痛係解咒嘅一部分呢?」295Please respect copyright.PENANAp6QbfoLMrn
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「我就話條友擺明就係假道士昆錢,根本就唔識解咒。」295Please respect copyright.PENANA3m7v2TlaBk
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「呢個師傅唔得,咪揾下個囉。」小曼含住飲筒,飲一啖凍檸茶。295Please respect copyright.PENANAiG6N1mrECn
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「咪搞我,見過一次鬼仲唔怕黑,到時又遇到神棍,咪又瀨多次嘢。」295Please respect copyright.PENANAnTFr1ZzECa
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「隨你啦,反正係你話想解咒同Veronica結婚,咁我先幫你。」295Please respect copyright.PENANACsbny3Ko6O
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我吞一啖飯,「唉」左一聲:「講起結婚就煩,呢排Veronica又催婚,我同佢講話等買到樓先結,佢就答我租樓都無所謂,我聽完都唔知比咩反應好。」295Please respect copyright.PENANAtmIdLCzcDt
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「咪直接同佢坦白囉,你話你背負住家族詛咒,唔可以同唔係處女嘅女人結婚,否則就命仔不保。」295Please respect copyright.PENANAbPih1Pfk9E
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「呢啲說話講出嚟邊有人信,講真嗰句,如果唔係親眼見過,我自己都唔會信。」295Please respect copyright.PENANA9ZlLsxS3rQ
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中學嗰陣,我同唔少人講過家族毒咒嘅事,問佢地信唔信,大部分人聽完都當我鳩噏,信嘅五隻手指數得曬,小曼都算係其中一個。295Please respect copyright.PENANAO1Fhf1nI2w
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我飲啖可樂繼續講:「查實諗嚟諗去,始終都係覺得,如果時光可以倒流嘅話就最好,等我喺Veronica隻豬俾人食左之前捷足先登,到時自己老婆嘅處變左係自己破嘅,咁結婚就肯定無問題。」295Please respect copyright.PENANAlooc45MoQq
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同非處女結婚結唯一條件就係,女方個處要係自己破嘅。295Please respect copyright.PENANALeUcwJN1Os
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小曼開完笑咁話:「你試下對住前面,大嗌一聲『哈利路亞 Chance』,話唔定真係穿越到過去,哈哈!」295Please respect copyright.PENANAvuMQLn7IeI
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「哈你個頭,有咩咁好笑,家下啲科技一日千里,你唔俾過多兩年『Elon Mask』發明到時光機架?」295Please respect copyright.PENANAkHN7MonXQT
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「哈哈!人地叫Elon Musk,唔係Mask囉,你連個名都讀錯,人地點肯幫你發明時光機!」295Please respect copyright.PENANAyAUGbr8fAZ
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「頂,一時講錯啫…」295Please respect copyright.PENANATXr3GR1Ep9
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「叮!」小曼嘅電話突然響起收到message嘅聲音。295Please respect copyright.PENANAx7l774yIVZ
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佢拎起電話望左一眼,跟住無回覆就放返低喺檯面。295Please respect copyright.PENANA49hZsYAg7l
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幾秒之後,部電話又喺度叮叮聲。