又係澄叔深宵FF節目-《如若我是……》，今日究竟有幾多FF角色呢？而家為你揭曉。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlUDh6nBGO
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首先係灰丑BB投稿嘅入去小夫到。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcvFyoRBzp
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「小夫，我要入嚟喇！」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUROOeBkBQ
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我都唔記得做自我介紹㖭，我叫胖虎，平時最鍾意隊人屎忽，最好玩嘅就係小夫，佢嗰種慾拒還迎真係好正，口裏說不，身體卻很舒服，佢洗屎忽又洗得乾淨喎，一洗就洗三次，所以我平時插完都唔會污糟得去邊，有時仲有浸香味㖭！318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXiXyjVF8g
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至於嗰個垃圾大雄真係冇Q用，細細力隊佢兩嘢就喊，佢洗屎忽又洗得求其，有時仲有漬嘅㖭。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbam8wzaI7A
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大雄俾我隊咗幾下就唔得，又要搵多啦A夢幫手，由多啦A夢幫佢頂！多啦A夢可能因為機械貓嘅關係，個屎忽都冇溫度，唔可以插住唱《沙龍》318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMruzTJU8eU
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「留住溫度、速度、溫柔和憤怒。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvbRlA9KIc
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嘩！咁重口味嘅嘢終於都完喇，我平時好正常㗎！呢啲劇情係故事先需要，與本人完全冇關㗎！接著落嚟睇啲輕鬆啲嘅，由讀者YCH提供嘅退休。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSicXVlyxSL
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「人生於世上有幾個知己，多少友誼能長存。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlwezeGxcD
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呢首歌，簡直係退休之後唱一流，究竟人生而家仲有幾多個知己呢？70歲嘅我，又係咪單身呢？冇人知。所以，為咗我下半生嘅幸福，我又喺度開放自己嘅股份，都係左邊同右邊，有興趣嘅就DM我啦！拯救澄叔下半生，由你做起。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0sQKtojMB
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老人家除咗睇FaceBook，下蘋果有冇廣告，如果冇廣告就話人「恥與為伍」，除咗上FaceBook出文求維尼安慰之外，有時酒都係好重要嘅一部分嚟，因為酒可以紓壓呀嘛！以下落嚟就係讀者171所投稿嘅酒徒。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU755HI0vAD
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古語有云：「醉翁之意不在酒」酒可以令大家沉醉於酒海入面，催眠自己，紓解下自己嘅納悶。藉住飲醉酒，寫返句詩，分分鐘你死咗之後就有人欣賞你啲作品呢。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhgpsFurei
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醉咗梗係聽陳奕迅嘅《龍舌蘭》啦！318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4Dy669O2D
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誰被灌醉，前面多少杯，都呑了，我們沒有罪－被挖取，遺下一顆心，枯乾到，以為沒眼淚。得不到蒼天允許，我與你多少次散聚。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFgOgdpoJY
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利申返：未滿十八歲請勿飲酒，如果滿咗十八歲嘅，請勿酒後駕駛，否則會有「搶軚」嘅情況出現。最緊要，記得保持清醒，請勿酒後亂性。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUc8tH2adR6
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酒又飲咗，暈暈哋，梗係畫花自己個靚仔樣去嚇人啦！接著落嚟，係由一個澳門作家-雨霖所提議嘅小丑。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflTu4q5iFn
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大家好，我係一個小丑，我唔會喺轉角位嚇人，亦都唔會喺坑渠入面嚇人，更加唔會喺廁所入面嚇人。我唯一會嚇人嘅地方就係唱機，因為「在你的唱機放低唱片是我」，我會係大家嘅唱機放低一隻唱片，內容係「請支持澄澄故事台，如果想目睹靚仔小丑，請like呢個po，唔like唔follow就小心啲，我會夜晚自動播呢隻唱片。」我相信唔想俾我嚇嘅大家應該識做。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkpOEPDBe8
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最後就係讀者NMH投稿嘅怪叔叔。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkJ35mLQyv
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長腿怪叔叔是你嗎？香港小姐的……318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoz2Y07ZB5V
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喂喂喂！呢度兒童節目嚟，認真啲！318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Gb7l5dZ3B
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認真就唔叫怪叔叔啦！等我變身先！318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2SveCD8Sw
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kekeke（資源有限，當住係怪笑聲先。）細路女，你走唔甩㗎喇！快啲除咗佢啦！318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTnb6SS5kC
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「唔要吖！」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIEqq7ZApY
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快啲除啦！318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KdYGacoTE
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「唔要吖！」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPdTRWeoFm
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你唔除，我幫你……除 kekeke。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVYfaL80MU
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「吓！你做咩除我口罩吖！」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRiwgOWMfP0
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疫情嚴重，口罩記得戴咗一陣就要換個新嘅，咁先可以擋住細菌㗎嘛。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmtR8NWKTE
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呢個短文好無聊，但大家個口罩戴得耐，記得要換一個新嘅，唔係戴嚟都冇意思㗎！318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWw2ESchJa
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今個禮拜就去到呢度先，唔知下集幾時再有呢？318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNIQg06Qtm
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