我和童童有驚無險安全離開餐廳，啱啱好晏晝四點，童童笑住話：「哈哈，我頭先勁驚佢會擰轉頭！」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3eCMJVIAfv
我：「哈！你咁勁洗乜驚佢啫！」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaG2kirSZZi
童童：「頂你啦，咁我走先啦。」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrofpcNlrJZ
我：「er⋯咁我送你返屋企啊！」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4i5CvpdJV
童童：「唔洗啦，我自己走得啦。」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMkZkEri2e
我：「咁你返去小心啲啦，唔好又被人打劫喎～」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LFKkF8OqU
童童一邊摷袋一邊串返上官鳩：「哈！食屎啦你！最危險嗰個咪你囉！⋯⋯咦⋯我條屋企鎖匙呢⋯」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7qGRQCkhU
我：「吓，撳鐘咪得囉。」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6gwyGJF5j
童童開始有啲驚驚地話：「唔係啊，屋企人去晒旅行啊。」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCgrfQkNX7
我：「咁你屋企人幾時返啊？」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HeVsheFdG
童童：「後日先返⋯⋯」童童心諗「大鍋啦，又無帶錢出街，仲諗住快啲返屋企沖涼⋯」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOYyp3H8HI
上官鳩都唔知點算好，突然醒起「係喎，啊哥今朝話有任務要出城幾日先返喎。」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaJnp4FCZf
然後就話：「咁不如你嚟我屋企啊！」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuJa58ymPy
童童：「吓！死變態佬，又想呃我去你屋企做乜啊！？」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZC62u8eYg
我：「唔係啊！我屋企依幾日都無人。咁你訓我間房，我訓我啊哥嗰間，咁咪得囉！」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmM2jWSu8v
童童：「吓！？⋯咁⋯⋯」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbU92j2Aa6o
我：「行啦！跟我嚟啦。」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyE7pNiQZ4b
童童：「⋯⋯⋯」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6YBKgMUcM
就係咁童童半推半就咁跟左上官鳩返屋企，開始咗佢地兩日一夜嘅同居生活！597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmDWPkqyzD
童童去到上官鳩屋企，心裏面都有少少驚上官鳩對佢做衰嘢，不過宜家又無家可歸唯有住兩日啦。上官鳩同啊哥兩個人住，屋企十分清潔仲有陣香味。童童好快就接受左依個屋企。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡET7rmoOdRm
童童同上官鳩坐係沙發到睇電視，依個時候電視播緊櫻桃小丸子，童童睇睇吓上官鳩攞起個遙控轉咗台去睇其他嘢，童童推咗佢一吓：「喂吖！我要睇吖！」，上官鳩見到童童咁樣覺得好搞笑，所以唔轉返台。「喂吖！好衰啊你！」童童嬲嬲地咁講然後伸手搶個遙控器，上官鳩將個遙控器收埋入個衫袋，童童見攞唔到就捉住上官鳩手臂一邊搖佢一邊扮可憐嗌：「喂吖～我要睇櫻桃小丸子啊～」上官鳩見童童咁可憐就俾返個遙控佢，點知童童攞到個遙控之後個樣勁得戚。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjNi0GxVle
童童：「死鹹濕仔，阻住我睇電視～」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjFDY8YIj2
上官鳩望到童童咁得戚忍唔住駁嘴：「咩啊～唔著底褲嘅鹹濕妹～」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPR6vj16EYY
童童聽到面都紅晒細細聲講：「你⋯你點知㗎？」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrxlPsUuF0
上官鳩見好似講錯野就話：「er⋯唔係嘅⋯人人都有唔同興趣⋯⋯」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvTDq649SA
依個誤會大啦，上官鳩一直以為童童係因為唔中意著底褲所以唔著，根本唔知童童係因為瀨尿先除咗條底褲。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIntPqifc4Q
童童：「吓？咩興趣啊？」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhV5LSgY0BA
上官鳩：「我都識有啲人唔中意著底褲⋯好正常架咋。」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhsR5GSdjj
童童：「⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯吓？」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsmZfdYupD
上官鳩拍一拍童童膊頭：「明嘅，我明架喎！」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5DRp4445D
童童心諗：「依條傻仔好似以為我有唔著底褲嘅習慣喎⋯⋯」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZruEmY7uZ
童童實在講唔出自己因為瀨尿所以除咗底褲，所以順勢就話：「既然已經俾你發現咗，我都唔瞞住你啦。」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rhPjQkzH8
童童：「不過你唔準話比人知我唔著底褲嘅習慣，如果唔係我就同人講你喺Lift到摩我patpat 。」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeviKNw8N0r
童童講完就繼續睇櫻桃小丸子。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcDp9bA1Ze
上官鳩望一望童童，諗起今日喺Lift到摩童童個屁股件事，上官鳩嘅肉棒又開始蠢蠢欲動。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NVRAbG9bw
不過依個時候一定要冷靜，上官鳩深呼吸冷靜下來，然後同童童講：「我去沖涼先。」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0rx12oKVJ
童童係探茉里奈之前就已經想返屋企沖涼，不過一直無機會，597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXInkUiwpTB
宜家一聽到沖涼就即刻話：「喂吖～我都想沖，比我沖先啊！」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2CrPxarrC
上官鳩唔知係咪谷精上腦彈左句：「吓！咁不如一齊沖啊！」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xCQWtKbSt
童童：「你就想啊！」講完童童就入咗去廁所沖涼。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTViHbKB4t
上官鳩坐咗喺沙發到諗：「唉，今朝射咗啲精落條底褲，好想快啲沖涼換條底褲啊⋯」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYN3Xnx1c80
童童入到廁所就除衫直接沖涼，今日發生左太多事喺童童身上，宜家終於可以將一日嘅疲倦沖走。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLC8eueiN3
佢將自己條污糟嘅裙同底褲都順便洗埋，沖涼到一半童童望一望周圍，發現周圍連一條毛巾都無。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Pv0T9drVi
原先以為上官鳩有擺毛巾係到，誰不知連換嘅衣物都無。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡam75yjRhEW
