上學途中，我見到了獄寺。 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmcOFckaeR
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真稀奇呢，總是遲到的獄寺居然提早出現在路上？ 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdZiTrQbUC
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我上前向他打招呼。 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJ4gG0wtGa
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「獄寺，早啊，你怎麼看起來有煩惱？」 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9O0RQQvPw
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「嗯？豆丁，是你呀！」 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEWtZxS5Ga
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獄寺眉頭緊皺，發現跟他揮手的我，點了點頭，回應。 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WAvMfkTY3
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「身為第十代首領的左右手……我卻除了炸彈以外沒有一項氣勢磅礡，襯的上第十代首領左右手之稱的大絕招！這可是不行的啊！！！」 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRczOcFlqxT
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原來炸彈在獄寺心中還不夠氣勢磅礡啊…… 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CgGLcXRNC
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我想了想，認真給予意見。 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFt7xtWm4q
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「不跟……阿綱討論看看嗎？」
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必竟不是阿綱的建議，感覺都會被駁回。
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沒想到，獄寺馬上氣勢洶洶的拒絕。 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxtAJgln0h
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「這可是給第十代首領的驚喜，要偷偷進行！完成前，不論是第十代首領還是棒球笨蛋，妳都不許和他們說！」 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQnrX8I5fj
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預想到阿綱一臉愁苦。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rm4SVgHx9
總覺的，多半會成為驚嚇，但看著獄寺惴惴不安的表情，我還是承諾了不會告訴阿綱。
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徹底安下心的獄寺，碎唸各種形式以炸彈為結尾的招式，繼續認真思考。 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡueu3AgyXSm
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我則是看著獄寺的側臉。
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獄寺總是全身心的投入所謂“黑手黨活動”，嘴上掛著的也常常是“為了第十代首領！”或“身為第十代首領的左右手！”。 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXWwMPBwuO
為了阿綱，可以不顧及他人眼光，依照自己的意志，付諸行動，我認為那樣的獄寺非常了不起。
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終於名義上與他爭左右手位置的山本……503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEow1aLX0s
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“嘛哈哈哈哈哈~這不就是陪小鬼玩的黑手黨遊戲嗎？放心我很會角色扮演！” 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeiAPOKXLMR
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伴隨開朗的笑容，但永遠不在狀況內。 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cL6WuaF29
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甚至連被炸彈追擊，都笑呵呵的說“最近玩具做的好逼真呀！”。 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGsdzJ9TKb
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……扶額，有點理解獄寺每次都想罵山本的心情。 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVL6KvLyLhE
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這麼說來，最近似乎有季賽，山本勤於練習，見面次數變少了，沒有看到他，總覺的上學期間好像少了些什麼？
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想著山本「㕵㕵㕵！」豎起不存在的耳朵，搖著尾巴奔來的身影……503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAP9rMk4Rh
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難道說這就是養寵物的心情？
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我給了自己一個合理解釋。
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忽然，伴隨「喝！哈！」的吶喊，打斷了我的思考。
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棍棒敲擊地闆發出的刺耳噪音，讓我循著聲，往橋上看去。
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橋上有兩道身影。 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICfPWWbQb1
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一個穿著誇張的古代武士鐵甲，頭上帶著安全帽，正在揮擊冰棍球的棒子。 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4anQEqQo6E
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另一個在狼狽閃躲的，有著軟篷篷的棕髮，且是阿綱的味道……等等那是阿綱！？ 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrrJgRTKRv
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「第十代首領旁邊，是殺手！！！」 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFb1WzoMN5l
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獄寺也注意到了，正當我想跟著獄寺一起去了解一下情況，突然感覺雙腳一輕。 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEideUcQst
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……咦？我愣愣看著托住我的屁股，將我從地面抱起的獄寺，還不清楚是什麼情況。 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgRxBW4Ggp
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獄寺沉著臉，不知何時已經帶起了一頂紅色鴨舌帽，並捏著帽沿將帽子反帶。 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUQMsSJJwl
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「就決定是妳了！豆丁子！！！！」 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkXVROTudP
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然後我被往阿綱的方向扔出去了扔出去了扔出去了（回音）…… 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRn2EOIg1u
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為什麼第一反應是把別人扔出去啊，豆丁子又是什麼！ 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GriiP2nKc
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正當我腦內一片空白，我的身體卻依循本能，曲起左腿，伸直右腿，在空中以一記空段踢。
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襲擊者「噗！」的慘叫著被踢下橋。 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyniTKvBANs
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瞪著凌空越過他的我，阿綱瞪大眼。 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvW1iqCVC9
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「藍色條紋……呃啊！迦娜對不起！！！！！」 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxTEvCvzry
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我身上學校的製服短裙，一擡腿，就完全暴露了。
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頓時，我們兩人都羞憤不已。 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1TyZzCqAT
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他拼命捂著臉連連道歉，我更是蹲在橋的護欄邊畫圈圈。 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMPgtPlQTB
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「危機解除。」 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFmumRNtEm
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唯獨置身事外的始作俑者叼著菸，雙手抱胸，悠然自得的走來。 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdEqjuGCyZ
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「哼！」 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYzuXTewsD
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我鼓著雙頰，氣鼓鼓的瞪著獄寺。 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUne3WSMDd
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也終於發現我的視線，獄寺撇嘴，沒什麼誠意的解釋。
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「不好意思啊豆丁，因為看起來很小很好丟，我就先扔去幫第十代首領擋住殺手，但手感意外沉重呢……」 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCJM3d0Qcg
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突然，獄寺像是想到什麼，雙眼放光。
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「對了！這就是為了第十代首領發明的招式啊！就叫森井炸彈如何！！！」 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWA1lxi9Isk
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平時獄寺自己亂丟炸彈就算了，為什麼我也要被當成炸彈亂丟？ 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqkVqWzVmY
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獄寺還追著問。 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbDjUcAK2l
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「欸！豆丁！還是這個名字不夠帥氣？不然叫Bean Bomb？森井壓頂？重磅炸彈？」 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20ohNoXgg9
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……自己想，不要吵我，還有我才不重！！！ 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMt3f47d5g
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「糟糕了！！！」 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0IVfcPinW
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阿綱的喊聲，讓我們的注意力都集中到他所看著的橋下。 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlh4QmffuzI
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襲擊者的安全帽伴隨攻擊已經被踢掉，綁著馬尾的女孩子在水裡掙紮著。 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWlloyFYGK
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「嗚噗！救……救命！」 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHo8OFSjHGd
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咦！是女孩子？
因為那身盔甲，她很痛苦。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8y6jszxyUl
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是我把她踢下橋的，得幫忙……可是我不會遊泳！！！ 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE807H6hQ2l
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我正焦急著，忽然身邊傳來槍響。 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9eofx1aNFw
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然後阿綱也垂直的從橋上掉下去了…… 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx54hS3N5I9
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發現我瞪著他，裏包恩拿著還冒著煙硝的槍，吹了吹槍口，擺出帥氣的pose。 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jt9ad9gQd
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要救的從一個變成兩個人了呀！不要一臉自豪裏包恩大笨蛋！！！ 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6Yyxj8i6n
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「復活！！！！！！拼死也要救小春！！！！」 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2lI0vc23Q
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……對哦，我忘記了。 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwtCi62Bok
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阿綱撐爆了自己的校服，露出今天的紅色圓點點小內褲，變成裸上半身阿綱，在水中抱住那個馬尾女孩將其往岸上拖。 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Ff05winFo
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俗話說一回生二回熟……看看我真誠的死魚眼，淡定，我已經越來越適應這世界的不合理了。 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvdsvGK4mB
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當我和獄寺還有裏包恩一起到河邊，把兩人拉上岸時。 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jiyWHSiRd
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「就在剛剛被拯救時，小春的心噗通噗通的跳著！代替裏包恩跳下來的阿綱先生真是帥爆了！小春一不小心……就愛上阿綱先生了！」 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0l6XOzDW7A
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然後我淡定表情龜裂了。 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5B2FQtHHLm
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回頭，看因為大張嘴，菸從嘴裡掉出來的獄寺，還有阿綱蒼白的臉色。 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmO1j6L9hfg
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嗯，我心理又平衡了。 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXWsuHcdAV
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「拜託！小春現在想被阿綱先生緊緊抱在懷裡！請抱住小春吧！」 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCMPFyGCsc
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「什麼跟什麼！不要啦……」阿綱哭喪著臉，被小春追著跑，而他一跟我對到眼。 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZp8vaT4LJf
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「迦娜救救我！！！」 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YZQZ1NPVv
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然後，我們就像在玩老鷹抓小雞。 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIYO2zKgdP
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小春：「阿綱先生~阿綱先生~阿綱先生~~~（撲）」 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtYcP0dDT7
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迦娜：「阿綱說不喜歡，請停下。（嚴肅臉，格檔）」 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWi4rpqJTsu
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阿綱：「嗚嗚嗚！好可怕哦！（龜縮，泣）」 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbtgTjBQD2
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獄寺：「嘖……到底有沒有人發現我們又快遲到了啊？（居然是由最常遲到的傢夥提醒的！）」 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQaeRITyV8
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裏包恩：「家族成員又增加了呢。（笑）」 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SLrmCOL57
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此時的山本武…… 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MhtUODMuI
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山本：「哈楸……」 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1JaDZswaJ
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田中：「噯呀山本，根據我女朋友的說法，打一次噴嚏代表有人在想你呢！」 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJEQQ8BMBt
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山本：「（搓鼻子）嘛，雖然覺得你應該是為了炫耀女友才說的，不過如果是小迦在想我………或許挺不錯的呢……哈楸！哈楸！？」 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuovCiJpLLR
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田中：「打兩次，據說是有人罵你。（恥笑臉）」 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84AWaKyRn1
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山本：「嘛哈哈哈，怎麼好像也能猜到是誰呀！」 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBS1c4Gca2A
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教練：「你們兩個偷懶什麼！！！小心我加重訓練！！！」 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO56Wdj2dP1
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山本和田中：「好的，對不起教練！」 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWYvjFjnFC
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