鋤禾日當午，汗滴禾下土。 547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UqRr6rJTX
誰知盤中飧，粒粒皆辛苦。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75G4gRjUfK
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嗯...547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvXhM7X1Iw
雖說農夫耕作真的很辛苦，烈日當空之下，辛苦地在田間鋤地。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXABbu5aS8h
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但說真的寫這首詩的李紳還真是不知道劣食的可怕。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZdGNXnkmN
這句詩句，可說是簡直是害人不淺，人類文明的一大障礙。（好吧我誇張了，李兄莫怪...）547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVEbZf9KxQ
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話說在我小學三年級的時候，到好友家中打遊戲機，兩個好友拿著可樂裝作是啤酒，開懷暢飲，交錯觥籌，好不痛快。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMU9xsFlKh
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然而，天下無不散之延席，時針踏上六字，也是時候回家吃飯了。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2CzuBEqiL
「呵呵...這麼高興，不如留下來吃個便飯吧...」朋友的姨姨剛巧在家，笑瞇瞇的說道。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtO1P0fsxLS
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「好啊！」
就這樣，我做了當時人生最錯誤的決定。
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請別誤會，朋友的姨姨還真的挺友善的，說什麼也是笑瞇瞇的，就像是和藹可親的鄰家阿姨一樣。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjkgesp992
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然而，她的烹飪技巧卻是...547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwnalbfqol
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嗯...別樹一幟。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpgCl6S9H4
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沒想到這一餐「便」飯， 原來是指那味道跟...大便...差不多。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4ZPoHTzy2
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餸菜就先別提了，每一口都是帶著不同的驚喜，第一口吃下去的時候，是鹹的，非常的鹹，鹹得腎臟也是像要離我而去的那種。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfqtKtCDSV
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第二口吃下去，卻是甜的，這讓我很懷疑是啊姨把糖當成鹽，然後再加回大量的鹽...547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Ho3qqFTeg
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然而，吃了兩口之後，我便失去了再吃下去的勇氣，再吃下去，我感覺自己的生命會有危險。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vYltjgpd5
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餸菜不能吃，我還有飯嘛！547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprqbem7FYD
所謂飯才是主食，其他都是陪襯而已。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzvtsXR1wu
而且，現代人煮飯，也只是把米粉放進電飯煲而已，應該沒有問題...吧...547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7svdizenW
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萬沒想到，白飯，竟然是生的！547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7OYRxxGuQ
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所謂米不成炊，生米沒有煮成熟飯。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNwzMwzEQc
那爽脆的口感，難以下嚥的硬度...至今還是讓我難以忘懷。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltweHoxUZo
偷偷看向旁邊的好友，卻見他早有經驗，只盛了一小碗的白飯，斯文地一小口一小口的吃著。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreNVvh9qEu
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而我，卻是盛了一大碗的白飯，以求大快朵頤！547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZljBd10kv
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「我飽了！」好友吃光碗中的白飯，便是大叫一聲，匆匆把飯碗放在廚房中，整個動作行雲流水，絲毫沒有給他的姨姨添飯的機會。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRwW3OAlW9
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還有這一著！547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡergiiPy1Cd
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「我也飽了！」我眼前一亮，夫子步亦步,夫子趨亦趨，我也拿起飯碗，便是要走到廚房。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWS47n5PiH
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「慢著！你還未吃完呢！」一道溫柔的女聲，把我最後的希望扼殺。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbQOhBMfMV
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「粒粒皆辛苦啊，小鶴！」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1azEomYbyS
（嗯，我不叫小鶴，不過名字只是代號啦...）547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfJZnaUE6x
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天啊！李紳，我恨你！547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ErO32fpbf
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誰知盤中飧，粒粒皆辛苦。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyM9qeawmz
這次又是另一番的體會，每一粒都是吃得很辛苦。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzK8U4aDDVA
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