「天啊!幸運女神真係降落喺我身上。」我不禁在家大叫一聲。312Please respect copyright.PENANAZtVSBunn1o
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「你要唔要見下我新女朋友啊?」312Please respect copyright.PENANASkm6DosYgS
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「唔駛啦!我自己做咗!」312Please respect copyright.PENANAzlr8yR1Bxr
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「自己做定抄呀?」312Please respect copyright.PENANAsZlPC2jsKG
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「嬲啊!唔同你講嘢啊!」312Please respect copyright.PENANAenHDh3B10U
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身為一個小毒毐的我,頓時間覺得很像有女朋友在旁邊卿卿我我。312Please respect copyright.PENANA8HIxICFAL4
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我決定,既然機會是要自己爭取的,所以我每天也跟她聊天,起牀的時候説早安、定時報告自己所在的位置、有信息就立刻秒回,不論在打機還是在食飯,甚至連最後一句晚安也要是我說。312Please respect copyright.PENANAPKM0EYMz5y
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{同曖味嘅人WhatsApp,就好似吸食毒品一樣,傾少一日個心已經好難頂。}-孔明312Please respect copyright.PENANAHjJLH5MeIL
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從與子南的對話中,我發現子南其實是至佑的女朋友代替品,至佑跟本對子南一點愛意也沒有,而且並不是至佑所説的情況的子南提出分手。實情是至佑提出分手。312Please respect copyright.PENANAlztJds72lS
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所以,我這麼憎至佑其實是有原因的。312Please respect copyright.PENANAjPI1orJ0P1
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自從那天開始,我再沒有理會至佑,甚至還想秋後算帳,為子南出一口氣。可惜,最後不敵運動型的至佑。312Please respect copyright.PENANAxe63h4zyDy
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過後,我和子南每日都聊天,不論生活、朋友等大小二事都談。312Please respect copyright.PENANAvRa3SBnasQ
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持續了個多月的對話之後,她開始對我冷淡,我找她聊天,她只是以「哦」或emoji 回應,甚至已讀不回。而且我發現他們兩個又開始對話, 還要是子南打開話夾子,他們的感情再次逐漸深厚,就好像夏迎春同鐘無豔一樣,形影不離,兩個手機不離身。或許真的是「男人唔壞,女人唔愛」。312Please respect copyright.PENANA8zWVqdaHxl
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某日補習,我問至佑。312Please respect copyright.PENANAOArGtAqDxG
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我:「其實你係咪鍾意子南,想再同佢一齊?」312Please respect copyright.PENANAa8cTgQUjhj
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至佑:「黐線啦!我點會仲鍾意佢呀。」312Please respect copyright.PENANADfDB5VqGTa
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我:「一定係咁啦!」312Please respect copyright.PENANAY1f8ElgGyH
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至佑:「如果我同佢一齊返,我畀$2000你。」312Please respect copyright.PENANAa5Q9x0rJN6
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我:「聽住先啦!」312Please respect copyright.PENANAHY9o3uqxdk
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不久,我發現他們再次一起,再次成為情侶,我決定封鎖子南所有聯絡方法,自此之後我就在他們兩個感情線上消失,消失得無影無蹤,那$2000也一樣。312Please respect copyright.PENANAKYiUwyjK4f
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這件傷心的事已經過了大半年,我還未解除封鎖她的社交媒體帳號。或許這個不是最好的辦法,或許我在逃避問題,但我還未釋懷,而且真的很想子南忘記我。312Please respect copyright.PENANAytgDRIOTk3
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正當我回想起這件事時,我看見Facebook出現一個貼文寫著:你有遺憾嗎?需要修改嗎?遺憾修正萬事屋幫到你。312Please respect copyright.PENANA43MXvd53iH
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於是,我拿起電話,打開記事簿,寫下:312Please respect copyright.PENANAZqL17iF8SA
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致遺憾修正師:312Please respect copyright.PENANAHjeuCHn8C6
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我係一個讀中三的男仔,冇樣而且又肥,不過有一位靚仔但小小壞的男孩-至佑為紅顏知己,我哋每日都一齊補習,形影不離。312Please respect copyright.PENANArsZeC25OuJ
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Form1 下學期,話説我同至佑嘅補習社其他補習社合併,我哋兩個初到貴境,見到一個眉清目秀,帶有仙氣的女孩-子南,由於我哋以前補習社係冇其他異性,而且呢位女孩就讀銅鑼灣某女校,俾其他男仔溝到機會少,我哋兩個都開心,想追到佢。自問自己唔係一個靚仔,而且又肥,成功追到佢嘅機率可以話係少之又少。312Please respect copyright.PENANAvy3gudeMba
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星期日,我喺屋企食飯,碌碌Instagram突然見到,我心儀的對象子南被我好知己至佑搶走了,換言之,我「戴綠帽」,就係因為呢一件事 亦都畀人笑到直至今時今日。312Please respect copyright.PENANA1naqJl9kG6
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至佑其實對子南只是一個女朋友代替品(因為佢之前向第二個表白,衰咗),玩夠就去分手,正正就係因為呢件事,搞到子南喊咗幾日,傷心咗好耐。子南並開始討厭至佑,block曬所有聯絡方法,自此之後佢哋兩個就冇再有任何交往。312Please respect copyright.PENANAHJfa4joj9Q
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我喺IG講咗一個黃色笑話,話要「上」咗份功課,而子南就留comment,開始撩我傾計,我嗰陣時都對佢有些小意思就同佢開始傾計,都傾咗成一個月有多,大家有講有笑,亦都因為子南開始搵我,我就同至佑秋後算賬,講返佢之前點樣對子南,仲同佢大打出手添,並為子南而同至佑絕交。312Please respect copyright.PENANA3ksdTNqk0W
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正所謂男人唔壞,女人唔愛,我發現佢哋兩個又開始傾返計( 仲要係子南開始撩至佑傾計),佢哋嘅感情逐漸深厚,就好似夏迎春同鍾無豔一樣,形影不離,兩個手機不離身,我搵子南,佢就hea覆我,甚至已讀不回。312Please respect copyright.PENANA1MEvUGUipd
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我發現佢哋再係埋一齊,換言之我又戴綠帽,我決定 block曬子南所有聯絡方法,自此之後我就喺佢哋兩個感情線上消失,消失得無影無蹤。312Please respect copyright.PENANAqynWNsYsXl
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直到今日,我仲未unblock 佢,或許個唔係最好嘅辦法,但我好想子南忘記我。312Please respect copyright.PENANAuVO9vFvgxP
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修改項目:312Please respect copyright.PENANARpXtF5avpp
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如果修改係為我嘅話,我覺得好自私,因為有可能會影響子南嘅幸福,所以我要修改嘅係,喺我哋兩個未轉新補習社之前,子南離開咗,在某一個地方認識好男孩,成為咗情侶關係。312Please respect copyright.PENANAYiQpit6inh
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(待續 To be continued)