實習老師（上）567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHU4P7lzMlB
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「學校旅行就完咗啦！係時候返黎繼續讀書同工作啦！」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2kFlFcCOd
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNLLyhDXLO
校長既呢句話，即時令到我地全體師生既思緒由回味無窮既學校旅行拉返黎現實。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT83fOrVKvL
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每週集會係我校傳統，不過請放心，絕對唔係一個非法集會，但係同非法集會一樣，都冇申請不反對通知書就是了。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTQTsLPznb
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROC3mP2HcD
校：「呀，最後一件事。今日開始，我地學校會黎兩個實習老師。咁…………事不而遲，即刻請佢地上台介紹下自己。」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsU3LkSjZy
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qks87i6ej
哇，不得了啊！今年的實習老師有一男一女，而且郎才女貌…………忽然間有咗自卑感。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlGYXDtwvO
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0TWimNGBd
女實習老師：「咁……我叫李芷詠，黎自香港浸過咸水大學中文系。黎緊我會教F.3D既中文科，請多指教。」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50PXJSBtw0
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkudP5UcXi
F.3D？咪啫係我嗰班「精英」班！校長，你唔好炒我呀！567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftPFMT2X9t
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuIY1pkscLH
想當年，我個班都有過一個實習老師…………567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpldysF2lgR
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係一個吵到死既班入面…………567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIP744QW2Cn
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7P6qtPHOE
「喂，嗰個邊個加？」我老死～＞一心問。（唔好問我點解叫一心，我唔想㗎！鬼叫我唸唔到叫咩名咩。放心，唔會有下次。）567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDJvDsTKOQ
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXZkQaARI4
我：「…………鬼……知呀！」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY299EbZVZa
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3r5qXUT4E6
講起嗰個實習老師…………實在係獲益良多。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvbTqPbLS4
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTfJTboFkS
我地可以非常清楚睇到佢既面充滿笑容。但是當我地全部肅靜，唸住聽下佢既自我介紹時…………567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2Xsm5sqUJ
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwPeoanFOD
佢：「你地頭先做咩咁吵啊！我係樓梯口都聽到你地講野啊！下次再係咁，全部罰留堂。我姓朱，你地可以叫我Miss Chu。黎緊我會教大家中文。」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFt8aeZF8b7
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多多指教都唔講！睇黎今年都凶多吉少啦！
實習老師（中）567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErjVZBlTvw
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「好啦，解散。」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7pnk7Ffhl
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdv8gZv7Md
校長既說話總可以將人既思緒拉返黎……567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKCVyLgt6y
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzuBm9Nnvk
再一次成功擺脫咗呢班騎呢怪之後，我就返到黎一間中學入面最混亂既地方~教員室……567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7fnHdnAAT
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我入到黎，已經有不少同事走過黎恭喜我……567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNaRcgvHNB
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQ1OG4z927
我：「嘩！你地做咩走黎恭喜我啊？」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7iz6yoxEcp
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdliyfaXQJI
全體同事：「你就好啦！有多一個人幫你分擔工作。」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQymGX3ri4
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDzdKVdorr
我：「……」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYgTw8zEqD
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpk66ODsO8d
我真係哭笑不得！我希望多一個人，唔會加重我既工作，跟手做埋我既負累啦！567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujwcJKOcrH
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQnvhDuz8k
呢個時候，有個人輕輕咁拍拍我膊頭。我心唸會咁樣拍我膊頭，應該係嗰個實習老師啦！567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OBgxMtF8N
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwvPvy1gAg
我：「你實習既時候，記住唔好激怒校長。如果唔係，你就大鍋啦！」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgc5L1zxeE
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vARldrEAk
？：「有幾大鍋啊！」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rYQ23AeAM
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2tBFs2wkV
咦，男人聲黎既？而且，呢個語氣？！死啦！567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbKMjv75yv
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YVm9ZOtlQ
我擰轉我個死人頭，定睛望下眼前呢個人……567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLI0uYeQsp
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYkKLWM92T
婆你呀麼！真係校長………………567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixjEzy8Gpy
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAV2L4q7tXS
校：「傑賓，入黎校長室！」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡda4lKaSRJD
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6KlOHCncB
我懷着忐忑既心情，入左校長室......567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiwLDoBqeP
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVSB26jNbj
校：「喂，傑賓啊！連你都被實習老師搞到咁煩，我真係過意唔去……」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nMntLMBbw
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5OkBjFJzj
我見佢唔講野，唯有點頭示意，請佢繼續講落去啦！567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2i7QzE0gO
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3oGWvOOya
校：「辛苦晒啦！……咦，時候都唔早啦喎！羅Sir，麻煩你帶實習老師上去2D班自我介紹啦！」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjB0e8irpFc
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FRMpeq9aB
我：「哦。」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7gJwS6ItT
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8S6xOQSXT
其實比起個實習老師嚟緊教學上會遇到既難題，我而家既麻煩根本算不上甚麼。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkb2X9vdv8
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalWkNmqhrQ
我：「呢度就係啦！」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJb9UtXZVm
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf15rmcPVAU
詠：「唔該晒羅Sir！」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡio7PT6tpuu
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuvLEQdFVI
係入去之前，我專門睇咗下佢地既反應。果然同平時冇咩唔同，旁若冇人…………567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlOaeC2Bv6
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6pDnm8m1e
一推開道門…………冇錯，同頭先係冇分別㗎。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRjjEzWSkU
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnQ5oZ8nh3
我：「靜一靜先，咁多位同學。呢位係……」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwQIvw50uH
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESU4ZtWXX7
之後……又係自我介紹567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEc3JCGgZ0
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfcXCfBy2I
我仲專登睇咗一堂。點知佢話咁快就同班友仔熟晒，唔洗我擔心。仲好……567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WGnnwJ65g
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFU7uaix1m
我係度唸，其實……咁樣好咩？我淨係知道，我突然間多咗好多空堂啫！咁有咁多空堂做咩好？？補充嗰啲被球賽奪去既睡眠囉！567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQMegUfjED
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoDizZOGSL
講講下，我已經瞓着咗啦……567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdVqeY8dxe
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPlQ6NDCS3
話說……當年既中文老師感覺係咪同我而家一樣呢……一句講晒，以前既野真係愈唸愈開心。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxEHMjsYM6
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbvpVMAG7L
[從來人們都要懷念過去，但不會有人再用回從前的方法處事……] 567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQ3HNcKB8h
實習老師（下）567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3sk2q2v7v
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCie03n6nJA
詠芝：「喂呀，羅賓叔叔，係時候黎打救世界啦。」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qURjPD4gD
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEF71Mv34bU
我：「又打乜Q救呀？」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGo930DOAD
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKp3uQzDKVF
詠芝：「唔係呢……啫係呢……個實習老師教得又快又模糊。嗰啲咩直接抒情，我點識啫？！」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGlsAXRxrj
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsUoA9PTFR
唔係下話？直接抒情都唔識？！你究竟係唔係中國人黎㗎？呢啲野……BB都識啦！小姐。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzZhmx8QMx
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hsaeejjo1
我：「咁你具體啫係有乜野唔識呀？」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVJW04QJNE
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpi96fIvFtl
詠芝：「…………全部。」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGLF1LMfU6
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我：「…………」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jbwcEQd6k
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeS9Gu6Mvt3
我呢刻嘅心情係崩潰嘅。唔係掛？！567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFgjqclJ3i
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvLjdSwuYA
詠芝：「多得濟啊？Sorry囉！嗱，最多咁喇，我請你食飯啦！」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JipL38Qsa
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Eq7yByoiF
唸返上個星期嗰幾餐Lunch，都係佢話請我食。然而，冇一次係請我食正餐應該食嘅野，全部都係魚蛋燒賣。導致我一個星期都營養失567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTPdcOvpMe
衡。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPy5V4QRiW
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡer4KmLdmVq
我：「欵，唔洗喇。次次你請親食飯都冇好野發生嘅！」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglLSQqIE0E
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1KjYmDXaj
詠芝唔耐煩咁講：「咁你想點啊？賓少。」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrkYqcn9yC
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UZebTGr8V
望見佢嬲到爆個樣，我知道.........千祈唔好再刺激佢。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3iJBPXheE
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoR0H3mrglu
我：「身為一個紳士，點可以要個女仔請我食飯架。不如我請你食飯啦！」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9g8cUYMtK
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWEF2bq2oX
頭先仲嬲到爆嘅詠芝，突然喺一瞬之間對住我笑容滿面。真係女人心海底針，好難捉摸啊！567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5IbbpKLv4
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdoA6hmFjM
咁作為我今次成功估到詠芝嘅心嘅獎勵，最終，我地去咗食吉野家。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgLJpp70xN
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwC6dJnzoN
雖然唔係話食得好好，但係都叫做有啲正餐食下咁，唔使再搞到營養失衡。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCBfi1kJK0
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HgnPCpKGg
就係咁，我變咗詠芝嘅私人中國語文課外補習老師。順帶一提，呢個都係導致我想做老師嘅契機嘅其中之一。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96hu7N3HTk
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等到我瞓完唸完、係返身嘅時候，已經係六點。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FHz5JLb3c
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7238qKXX1
喺呢個時間，仲留喺教員室嘅。估計得返我同埋其他要出卷嘅老師。正當我唸住趁冇乜人、走出教員室嘅時候，我見到一個喺我意料之外嘅人。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0Gwem4NR4
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSrQH5Yrug
我：「咦，你點解會喺到嘅？」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYZerIglEn
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuI30hcij6K
芷詠：「冇，我喺度改緊3D班嘅功課咋嘛。」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKRS63lfPk
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VG2akZx0R
我：「其實唔洗對3D班啲功課咁上心㗎喎！如果你趕時間嘅話，可以擺低俾我做㗎嘛！」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37gpzN3PbQ
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkg7lVVaDLp
芷詠：「話晒呢班都係我教學生涯嘅第一班，梗係想做好教好佢地㗎啦！同埋........」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkcZeNi9G7
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljHvOvX64A
我：「嗯？」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Pp7cvIyDl
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkbHjIgIMV
芷詠：「....羅傑賓老師，你嗰班同學都錯得好離譜喎！不如你........」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4y1UkGLHej
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弊，瀨野...567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FqR0Rbyla
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiB2ny8ZtAh
我：「我醒起仲有啲嘢未做，我走先啦！」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG21ujsXaJd
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukUWufwOZA
說罷，我徑直向校門奔去，頭也不回。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNZW1Ul9ys
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlr0rI83TGg
好彩走得切啫。如果唔係，我應該俾佢留低咗㗎啦！567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVHTtm4GfD
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話時話，都七點啦！我仲未唸到今晚食咩。唉，連自己想食咩都唔知，真失敗！567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovGikkWSsP
我邊喺條街到漫無目的行，邊喺到唸食咩。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuc3mW7i6f
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkvDmWjfVG
突然間，我見到前面有個好熟悉的身影。我好肯定呢個人就係林芷嘉。唔知點解，我永遠靠個背影都可以認得出啲學生邊個打邊個㗎喎。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqfotGmEI0
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PcUEjVwn0
我：「喂同學，記唔記得我哋學校嘅校規啊？」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafRR9aAFsL
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXvXi3sUzV
佢好明顯知道我講咩，但係佢都係冇擰轉頭同我講嘢。567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYG3YHCFfG
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNG3w8iEmUP
芷嘉：「羅Sir你想講『放學後不准在街上』嗰條？但係我而家行緊返舖頭開舖喎，應該唔計㗎可！」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5MnqTUUAk
567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uRW9U9EzQ
我：「吓，乜原來你而家行緊返去開舖呀。咁我又去。」567Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdr92NVdmbS
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