返到屋企,今次我係好慢咁打開個鐵匣,因為我驚嘈醒……「仲咩咁大陣酒未啊,比你娘親知道你飲咁多就你實死。」748Please respect copyright.PENANA0Ps3csK9Ft
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唔駛驚啦,已經嘈醒左。748Please respect copyright.PENANAX8AmyOQ8FC
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「阿爸。」我對住老牛大人講,無咩心機咁講。748Please respect copyright.PENANAM1qJRzWRKn
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「搞咩啊你,咁既死款既,又比女飛啊。」老牛大人佢講笑咁講,但我真係笑唔出聲。748Please respect copyright.PENANAH7b8Wi2Pe1
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我無咩點理佢呢句說話,就只係問左佢一個問題:「阿爸,你果陣係點追阿媽架?」748Please respect copyright.PENANAmLeVNmoVI3
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老牛大人見到我咁認真問佢,同都好認真咁望住我,然後搭住我膀頭行去屋企個露台仔,然後話:「當時你娘親好多人追架,但係佢都不為所動,而我未係佢身邊不停咁等囉。」748Please respect copyright.PENANA2kUxiPwt15
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「不停咁等……」我望一望佢,然後問:「但你先前唔係話你都會約阿媽去行街,仲搞大左佢既肚又盛既?」748Please respect copyright.PENANAACY0ibdbCR
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「咁都要追到手先做到呢D野架。」佢又一巴打左過黎,「點解你D阿哥咁醒,但生得你咁蠢既。」748Please respect copyright.PENANAmbG8n9huEF
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「你就不停咁等佢?」我又問佢。748Please respect copyright.PENANAYhaN2dy3qu
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「咁追女仔,一係就好快手追到,一係就有排都追唔到架啦。」佢同我講:「我地做男人係蝕底D架拿,男追女隔重山,女追男隔層紗,除非你係有錢仔又或者你阿爹有錢啦,如果唔係你都只會係追女行列。」748Please respect copyright.PENANASOfvD9C64e
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係呢個時候,我靈機一動咁望住佢:「所以我追唔到女仔,其實都可以話因為阿爸你無錢?」748Please respect copyright.PENANArCgBttszrB
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又一巴打左過黎:「仆街仔,串我啊。」748Please respect copyright.PENANAdZfJ9l1UPi
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「唔敢唔敢。」我傻笑左幾下,然後又問:「咁你就一直等阿媽鐘意你?」748Please respect copyright.PENANA8HqAsIJkG1
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「傻仔,呢個世間上有分兩種女仔,一種係好易追既女仔,一種係好難追既女仔。」我聽完阿爸咁講後,呆左咁話:「你頭先講左野架拿?」748Please respect copyright.PENANAi5khyGWPxo
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「屌!你咁撚蠢咩都要講到咁白架。」老牛大人睥左我一眼後講:「易追果D,可能係因為物質同靚仔關係,但如果唔講呢兩個關係,就係佢地未試過戀愛,呢D女仔都會好渴望愛情,會好冀盼自己第一次既戀愛係點,所以呢D女仔一有人追既話,而追佢果個人條件唔太差,就可以追到架拿。」748Please respect copyright.PENANAXsugJcbwuB
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佢講完之後靜左幾秒望實我,然後問:「消化完未啊?」748Please respect copyright.PENANARU7jmdCm6R
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「仲消化緊。」我答。748Please respect copyright.PENANA82wDEbAmTr
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「咁你聽埋呢個一齊消化啦。」老牛大人又講:「難追果D,通常就係眼角高又或者有好多人追,根本就睇你唔上眼,所以再追都無用,再過落去就只會係傻仔一名,但除左咁,仲有一D女仔係經歷過幾次戀愛,想慢慢咁找尋一段好既關係,所以會不停咁觀察追佢既人,時間話短唔短,話長唔長,但最緊要,都係果樣野。」748Please respect copyright.PENANAlcn74KPW2Q
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「邊樣野?」我問。748Please respect copyright.PENANA6pw42YEleH
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「感覺。」老牛大人話:「易追既女仔有感覺叫一見鍾情,難追既女仔有感覺叫日久生情,明白未啊傻仔。」748Please respect copyright.PENANAJiV6pJpoxW
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「所以,阿媽對你係日久生情。」我話。748Please respect copyright.PENANAHfwd6DuGep
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「好彩你都傻唔晒。」老牛大人好欣慰咁同我講。748Please respect copyright.PENANAOnWzkXqBhu
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「但係咁樣等落去,未好辛苦囉?」我又問。748Please respect copyright.PENANAwNUL49jsrj
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老牛大人諗左一諗然後答我:「都係架,但係當你真係愛一個人既時候,你都會覺得所有野只係一個測試,測試你有幾愛佢,每次都會用一個過埋呢次佢就會同我係埋一齊既心態去做所有野,就算到做完後佢都無同你一齊,你都會安慰自己,因為今次自己未盡力姐,然後會周而復始咁繼續落去。」748Please respect copyright.PENANAyBvk5i4re9
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我聽到老牛大人咁講後,無出聲,沉默咁諗我以後係未好似老牛大人口中所講咁。748Please respect copyright.PENANAYBpB5tWN8I
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「要令一個人日久生情,係好難,但係仲有一樣野係仲難。」老牛大人又彈左句至理名言出黎。748Please respect copyright.PENANArdaNSFSw4N
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「係咩?」我問。748Please respect copyright.PENANA3uZxYhGj8U
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佢笑左笑然後同我講:「等你下次再有野煩,我先講你知。」佢摸左摸我個頭一下,然後就入返房。748Please respect copyright.PENANAn1WVpTxvYg
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而係呢個時候,我部電話響起,又係一個新群組既MSG,我打開呢個群組,「玩食飲三人組」三個字令到我笑左笑,而係群組下面係一個「您」字同我都識既兩個名,阿琪同JUDY係呢個GROUP入面。748Please respect copyright.PENANA4uyQzuZUKT
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阿琪:以後我地可以係度約食飯同飲野(喊笑)748Please respect copyright.PENANA08z2NXFyeI
JUDY:好啊748Please respect copyright.PENANAwltfpM7YYI
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我望住部電話,繼續諗頭先老牛大人既說話,然後阿琪佢SD左個MSG比我。748Please respect copyright.PENANARcZQanjeM6
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阿琪:返到屋企未啊?748Please respect copyright.PENANAGJADoAfs11
我:返到拿748Please respect copyright.PENANAc4Jsfp0DKx
我:妳快D去訓啦748Please respect copyright.PENANAxfhKld5wGy
阿琪:嗯(笑笑)748Please respect copyright.PENANAZcEqzMQAxM
阿琪:我今日真係好開心啊748Please respect copyright.PENANApbYWMkKEHQ
我:開心就好748Please respect copyright.PENANA2gHS5RFrms
阿琪:JUDY問你果條問題748Please respect copyright.PENANA8GgBVawd2u
阿琪:你不停點頭748Please respect copyright.PENANAyFHBVk7fLz
阿琪:開心748Please respect copyright.PENANAc0aPkiaJlY
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係頭先返黎途中,我都有問JUDY其實頭先佢問我D咩,而JUDY就話:「我問你係未鍾意阿琪,然後你未不停點頭囉。」748Please respect copyright.PENANAGxpIWHzCzs
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諗返起頭先所發生既一切,會心微笑左出黎,而我決定,做老牛大人講過既野。上一段感情係個女仔對我一見鍾情,今次,我要令阿琪慢慢日久生情。748Please respect copyright.PENANAuTPJ2tcELY
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就係咁,我踏上左呢一條長征之路。748Please respect copyright.PENANANDzM132T8j