最近除左多左七三廿一係我朋友圈出現外，仲有一個人係我開網上交友世界出現。399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPzVrWPCDj
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果個就係老牛大人……399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWhtmwnjJ9
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唔知各位既朋友係會點應付自己既阿爸阿媽無啦啦問你，「阿仔，我ＡＤＤ你ＦＡＣＥＢＯＯＫ點解你唔ＡＣＣＥＰＴ既？」又或者，「我ＦＯＬＬＯＷ你ＩＧ你無理我ＷＯ。」399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85y6wkhiDE
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當然佢地係未用英文講就要睇佢地既文化水平，不過係呢Ｄ情況下，你地會唔會ＡＤＤ？399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEfubspfRV
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我就係老牛大人煩到我傻既情況下，ＡＤＤ左佢既ＦＡＣＥＢＯＯＫ同ＩＧ，不過好彩，我都唔多用呢兩舊野，只係得閒用黎睇下其他人Ｄ人先開個ＡＣＣＯＵＮＴ。399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2nazZSbQJ
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所以，我係安全，只不過……我Ｄ朋友唔安全……399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkQkCsKWsC
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其中一個就係能蟹，好死唔死老牛大人經我既ＦＡＣＥＢＯＯＫ搵到佢既ＡＣＣＯＵＮＴ仲要ＡＤＤ埋，我見到共同朋友多左佢後，內心只係一臉既無奈。399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYi4GBg47r
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你地可能會問，咁阿琪既ＦＡＣＥＢＯＯＫ呢？可能大家要失望下，因為阿琪係唔玩ＦＡＣＥＢＯＯＫ，因為佢話過佢試過玩，但係好多狗公ＡＤＤ佢然後不停日日煩佢，所以最後佢只有放棄。399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupRSyRnbHx
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不過老牛大人ＡＤＤ左能蟹既事都好大鑊，因為能蟹有時會ＰＯＳＴ我地跑步或者去飲野既相上去，仲要ＳＥＴ 左ＰＵＢＬＩＣ，姐係所有人都睇到。399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcp7NtC3XFU
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所以有一次，老牛大人見我得閒，佢坐左係我旁邊問：「阿仔啊，呢個係未你鍾意果個阿琪啊？」一聽到佢咁問，我成個人都彈起左衝去佢部電話一睇，係啊，果個係阿琪，不過，其實老牛大人係見過阿琪，而且佢都知少少，點解要扮晒野問呢？399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaR5fGxYte
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我回望一下老牛大人賊笑既樣，就知佢係有心咁做，「老牛大人，點解你會有呢張相架？」399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIB8wgsD2r
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「無，我係你朋友既ＦＡＣＥＢＯＯＫ搵到。」老牛大人好得戚咁話。399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJP6ANNf7yI
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「邊個朋友呢？」我問，我果陣仲未知佢有ＡＤＤ能蟹既ＦＡＣＥＢＯＯＫ，而老牛大人一比我睇，真係網上既世界真係要小心Ｄ。399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4VE5q9x19
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而老牛大人好語重心長問：「阿仔，呢個就係你一直等緊既女仔？」399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjXG8l1cKY
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我回答：「我識左佢半年多少少咋。」399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7IK5yGmbA
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「我係問你，呢個係未你一直等緊既女仔？」老牛大人又問。399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1eCKZTKjH
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而我今次，點一點頭。399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0pzsv4K1x
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「仲等緊？平時見你都為左呢個女仔時兒開心時兒愁，你小心Ｄ啊。」點解而家連老牛大人都係咁講。399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOyHFk4mIQ
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我唔多想理佢，只係隨意回應一佢話：「你唔清楚成件事就唔好下定論啦，我大個識諗架拿。」399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeCrgYHjuj
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老牛大人就好認真咁話：「你係先好，雖然我教你要耐心咁等，但係有時，都要心水清，知道自己既斤兩啊。」399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQYs1unAqA
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下！？突然唔係好明老牛大人既說話，所以我不解地望住佢，而老牛大人都好直接咁講：「人地如果唔鍾意你，可能係你本身自己既問題啊，傻仔。」399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7aBU4uZ9s
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頂！原來到最後佢都係睇死自己個仔追唔到自己鍾意既人……399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtxrqdsP3F
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