雖不知道別人是怎麼樣的,對我來說,長髮的標準就是馬尾。能綁,就不是短髮了。586Please respect copyright.PENANALILpnYTbIb
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一直很喜歡短髮,因為簡單好整理,出門前,沖個水、吹個頭髮就是一尾活龍?(咳!)就是全新的小二。畢業之後,就一直這樣。586Please respect copyright.PENANAvn60HFYZFZ
某一年、是染紅。嗯…是鮮紅色。586Please respect copyright.PENANADq5BviMGzN
小二媽說:「我知道要是要過年了…妳這算是另類的紅包?」586Please respect copyright.PENANA0wkS7z2WLe
小二撥了撥頭髮:「媽!這是最近流行的紅包頭!」586Please respect copyright.PENANAFqEqo2GC1W
小二爸忍笑,抖動。586Please respect copyright.PENANAEf8ucANg3D
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幾年前,小二把短髮染金。有多金?586Please respect copyright.PENANAs8iQU2oWAM
是的,就是那種你遠遠遠遠遠…就會看到一個金毛的那種金。586Please respect copyright.PENANAv6MEPhr856
小二媽看到的時候問:「嗨阿斗仔…需要跟妳說英文嗎?」(阿斗仔:外國人的意思。)586Please respect copyright.PENANA8pFlOL0TA9
「哦!我會說中文…」小二挑眉!「台語、廣東話也能通喔!」586Please respect copyright.PENANApOKKv8qhLZ
收假上班的那天,老闆看到一直狂笑:「辦公室更亮了!」586Please respect copyright.PENANARUz0omIYkw
「我這叫:自體發光!你不懂啦!」586Please respect copyright.PENANAMXdpxe1y97
「螢火蟲的概念。」586Please respect copyright.PENANAJCLqUrKl22
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染金之後,小二就留了三年的長髮了。586Please respect copyright.PENANAKmlR4fnIOW
因為癌症基金會一直在徵求真髮做假髮轉贈癌友。於是,小二也就三年多沒剪。586Please respect copyright.PENANAf8hgfv2j79
長髮真的不錯…586Please respect copyright.PENANASZ91eThAYM
熱的時候,道姑頭。586Please respect copyright.PENANARqQGbqVfWC
忙的時候,道姑頭。586Please respect copyright.PENANAueZHRj4n2Z
放假兩天,道姑頭。586Please respect copyright.PENANAM1dEia83OQ
冷的時候,放下來禦寒。586Please respect copyright.PENANAAx9ZWPgWk9
風大的時候,就會變瘋婆。586Please respect copyright.PENANAdlpdPvKLYW
需要找人演貞子的時候,只要把頭髮往前,就可以了。不需要什麼假髮啊…586Please respect copyright.PENANAemjsg5yIgb
捐髮更讓這頭長髮更有優勢了…586Please respect copyright.PENANAXLGNpa3dbL
不能染。不能燙。不能不夠長(需要30公分以上)。586Please respect copyright.PENANA4fidKqXzbk
於是,小二有了理由,不剪、不染燙、只需要花錢買髮圈、夾。省下的錢,剛好買機票出國旅行。也能吃幾頓大餐。又能幫到需要的人。586Please respect copyright.PENANAQY7t7MDePp
想想,若有一天,你的頭髮幫上了一個人,感覺多好。586Please respect copyright.PENANApt0sbtI9lH
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考慮要留長髮了嗎?586Please respect copyright.PENANAzlRj75xo26
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話說…留長髮洗頭髮時候,我都很想哭。又長、又難吹乾、掉地板,又明顯…清掃地機器人的時候,我都覺得好對不起它…長到都在它的刷子上打結。586Please respect copyright.PENANAAkpi8THKCh
最慘烈的是…睡覺的時候,睡姿不好,還會被自己的頭髮扯醒…586Please respect copyright.PENANAxCJLGvEGDn
「痛啊!」繼續睡。586Please respect copyright.PENANAmsx4l0DdGB
早上醒來的時候,鏡中的那個人:「誰啊?」鳥窩?太客氣…586Please respect copyright.PENANAXn088YeGhv
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歡迎大家一起留長髮捐喔!(明明是來問長短髮的,我又亂寫了一通…留)586Please respect copyright.PENANACUH7FqvCGD