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在我附近看熱鬧的人圍了三大圈,警察也來了。8964 copyright protection573PENANA93YNkEZ1E0 維尼
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但是我現在沒辦法動,行動被封死了。577Please respect copyright.PENANAZGBT3Mcp5l
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【草】8964 copyright protection573PENANAzOgHeTDYpP 維尼
【喂,看這裡】577Please respect copyright.PENANAPLZ076usaL
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是我對面的人打來的pass577Please respect copyright.PENANANtXGhrZmbi
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巡邏官沒有被吸引注意力,不愧是巡邏官,發現這只是個啞炮。577Please respect copyright.PENANACwRPYYHaEO
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出乎意料的不知道什麼飛過來,命中了巡邏官的頸部。577Please respect copyright.PENANAoljQLa6XGz
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巡邏官倒下了。577Please respect copyright.PENANAiJcyNaPKQQ
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(好像是什麼注射器的針頭)577Please respect copyright.PENANAnVgh0TAT9g
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原來不是啞炮,我順利的得到了鑰匙。8964 copyright protection573PENANAYYU2ztcsF4 維尼
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【這下子換你坐牢了,誰叫你那麼囂張,噗】577Please respect copyright.PENANAD9K01zrFif
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放下被我反鎖的巡邏官不理,當然,幫我ㄧ把的前輩也是要放出來的拉。577Please respect copyright.PENANAbpMins0MgF
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我也解開了他的房門。577Please respect copyright.PENANAjiMac4ILed
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【多謝了阿】577Please respect copyright.PENANAVG3hd42Tgo
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【不知道…】577Please respect copyright.PENANAYewHCsKjNW
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【各位,別睡了,看我這邊喔】577Please respect copyright.PENANAtSo8z5ETab
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拿著手上的鑰匙577Please respect copyright.PENANAHvMo9W0L5b
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【沒錯,這就是牢房的鑰匙,接下來說出你們喜歡的事物】577Please respect copyright.PENANAJl8oaC20FD
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【蘿莉】8964 copyright protection573PENANAtawQ81kTIU 維尼
其中ㄧ位囚犯最先回應了我577Please respect copyright.PENANAzglN9anVy8
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看來是蘿莉控,我決定放他出來577Please respect copyright.PENANAsN5ayKyzpc
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【唔哦哦哦哦,ㄧ生無悔控羅莉】577Please respect copyright.PENANA13gYGi4tQe
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【小妹妹】577Please respect copyright.PENANAYIT2hqQCsf
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【大腿】8964 copyright protection573PENANAhvyV5kO8UU 維尼
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【摳腳大漢】.8964 copyright protection573PENANAihIPDw0Iqg 維尼
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【但是,外面守備森嚴,這樣出去ㄧ定會被抓到】前輩說道577Please respect copyright.PENANAhR3d1VYk5q
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【沒辦法,只好使出那ㄧ招了】8964 copyright protection573PENANAY1Tgq0GeWO 維尼
身為黑暗龍捲風的我,其實有隱藏的絕招,那是我常年騷擾小學生鍛鍊出的究極體術奧義。577Please respect copyright.PENANAMWNG6ffbLS
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【聽好了,大夥,在我出去後,你們就跟上我的腳步】577Please respect copyright.PENANAeVYQbtPQGS
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眾人聽著我的話嚥下了唾液,如今我取得了他們的信任,大夥決定把希望都壓在我身上了。577Please respect copyright.PENANAMolfF6EpkQ
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【好,要出發了,都做好準備了嗎】577Please respect copyright.PENANAVCYxcXlg0d
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【OK,隨時都可以】577Please respect copyright.PENANA6U6cl3jrWV
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ㄧ團人擠在監獄入口處的門,我拿著手上的鑰匙,準備把門打開。577Please respect copyright.PENANA4BRDtvu61E
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我把門打開,往外面跑577Please respect copyright.PENANA2vbRBLe8d2
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【GO!】577Please respect copyright.PENANA1msilBHrwQ
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後面ㄧ大群人跟著我577Please respect copyright.PENANAzNpbX0qhzm
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遇到了在入口處的守備頭577Please respect copyright.PENANASh0tm3QImn
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守備頭拿起了手上的廣播8964 copyright protection573PENANAuNBEo5W1vl 維尼
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然後拿起手槍,指向我們,但他只有一個,寡不敵眾,連槍都沒握好就被我們碾壓過去,踩在地上577Please respect copyright.PENANAYly7CfL7gl
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我搶走了他手中的通信器,然後開始鬼吼鬼叫577Please respect copyright.PENANA0oFrazkCnM
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【嗚喔,哇阿,逃獄計畫失敗拉,沒想到他有機關槍,我們都死光光啦】577Please respect copyright.PENANALhgbnHG6U4
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然後大夥兒還是卯起來往前衝,只是警備沒有想像中的森嚴,也沒有把入口給關閉。577Please respect copyright.PENANAOeXrw8WYiT
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來到一樓,眼前就是通往自由的大門。577Please respect copyright.PENANAoXG9F54l7V
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滿滿的警衛577Please respect copyright.PENANAmRU4I65E1t
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【都到這裡了,怎麼能善罷甘休】577Please respect copyright.PENANAPkp9JH5Ui1
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幫我一把的前輩這麼說道577Please respect copyright.PENANA3z5g8WNANi
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警衛通通舉起了槍,看來這次是來真的577Please respect copyright.PENANA4ixrCiQgle
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【我就是這次逃獄計畫的頭目】8964 copyright protection573PENANAKZYeM536hD 維尼
我舉起雙手,向前走去577Please respect copyright.PENANAcYF4hhcvoU
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【不準動,再走一步我就開槍了】8964 copyright protection573PENANAYnfjsSav6w 維尼
我停下了腳步577Please respect copyright.PENANAR1oO5TNGzv
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【看來是沒轍了,對不起了各位】8964 copyright protection573PENANArrP12FVQRC 維尼
嘴上這麼說,我用手臂向背後打了暗號,不過只有會臂語的盲人才看得懂577Please respect copyright.PENANARi5S4c3kgQ
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有人讀懂了我的暗號,並向大夥示意。577Please respect copyright.PENANA2ciMCPo9bd
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3577Please respect copyright.PENANAN024PL6JwM
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GO577Please respect copyright.PENANAgmFCD0pS04
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大夥開始往前衝577Please respect copyright.PENANAanPbWHPyEI
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警備員扣下了板機,但是在那同時577Please respect copyright.PENANAefziaYPrtk
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【超必殺!!無限大龍捲】577Please respect copyright.PENANAgnCzBDDwcz
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我消失得無影無蹤,脫光了在場所有警備員的衣褲,然後華麗的在門口擺了個pose577Please respect copyright.PENANACcGrqLLzLv
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【……………………….】577Please respect copyright.PENANAsVsUh43BSa
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【雖然好下流可是謝謝拉,幫大忙了】577Please respect copyright.PENANACVM8iDSeeN
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趁著混亂,大家都順利逃獄成功了。8964 copyright protection573PENANAiUQsWC5BOE 維尼
在那之後,我有了450人的粉絲後援會,同時也上了鳳梨日報頭條。8964 copyright protection573PENANA7ZnJVdKYPH 維尼
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