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【窩草,還有這種操作?】8964 copyright protection573PENANA2UiG9zjeUN 維尼
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在我附近看熱鬧的人圍了三大圈,警察也來了。8964 copyright protection573PENANABiqC2Yni8d 維尼
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當天晚上,我進了監獄,連法庭都沒上過。8964 copyright protection573PENANAsByYAYaGL2 維尼
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【唔…】8964 copyright protection573PENANAfASwX2AOs8 維尼
巡邏官來了8964 copyright protection573PENANAFb8DqmcT95 維尼
【你就是今天入住的殺人犯對吧,名字叫什麼】8964 copyright protection573PENANAl048k9i61x 維尼
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但是我現在沒辦法動,行動被封死了。577Please respect copyright.PENANAq2xXEIX5Tv
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【草】8964 copyright protection573PENANA4JCEki3LXK 維尼
【喂,看這裡】577Please respect copyright.PENANA68iEBP1qfl
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是我對面的人打來的pass577Please respect copyright.PENANApEEO7u1ekf
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巡邏官沒有被吸引注意力,不愧是巡邏官,發現這只是個啞炮。577Please respect copyright.PENANAoUP8eVv6fb
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出乎意料的不知道什麼飛過來,命中了巡邏官的頸部。577Please respect copyright.PENANAusAOWq74Rm
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巡邏官倒下了。577Please respect copyright.PENANAamXomKRmcH
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(好像是什麼注射器的針頭)577Please respect copyright.PENANAKGziWMiBRL
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原來不是啞炮,我順利的得到了鑰匙。8964 copyright protection573PENANAdnbTFxssNv 維尼
出了鐵門後,順便再重新把鐵門鎖上。577Please respect copyright.PENANA95QSk17LUn
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【這下子換你坐牢了,誰叫你那麼囂張,噗】577Please respect copyright.PENANAIJTairHr48
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放下被我反鎖的巡邏官不理,當然,幫我ㄧ把的前輩也是要放出來的拉。577Please respect copyright.PENANAi57iCMKNMe
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我也解開了他的房門。577Please respect copyright.PENANAzY2olLuhNw
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【多謝了阿】577Please respect copyright.PENANAmEri7RM5fx
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【小事ㄧ樁,其他人呢,要放他們出來嗎】577Please respect copyright.PENANAllR1GstEdp
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【不知道…】577Please respect copyright.PENANAGP1BmbkdG5
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既然不知道,那就由我做決定吧。577Please respect copyright.PENANAN6bLQ7MBW7
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【各位,別睡了,看我這邊喔】577Please respect copyright.PENANA19noXs7z0z
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拿著手上的鑰匙577Please respect copyright.PENANAUbWtiuNkPw
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【【哦哦哦哦】】577Please respect copyright.PENANA0UPNZKttk7
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囚犯們彷彿看到沙漠中的綠洲577Please respect copyright.PENANA7oA11uOvfu
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【沒錯,這就是牢房的鑰匙,接下來說出你們喜歡的事物】577Please respect copyright.PENANAdLIDzn7jyK
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【蘿莉】8964 copyright protection573PENANAZMdQYefT3P 維尼
其中ㄧ位囚犯最先回應了我577Please respect copyright.PENANA95G4HTAjfk
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看來是蘿莉控,我決定放他出來577Please respect copyright.PENANAdwuFqOX6wA
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【唔哦哦哦哦,ㄧ生無悔控羅莉】577Please respect copyright.PENANAtBrlWc8Ebb
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接下來的人也陸續的回應我8964 copyright protection573PENANAtV5Whg6xWV 維尼
【小妹妹】577Please respect copyright.PENANAMfJ2F7YkaY
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【大腿】8964 copyright protection573PENANA9kQIZFwlEV 維尼
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【禦姊】8964 copyright protection573PENANAjINmauKspb 維尼
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【摳腳大漢】.8964 copyright protection573PENANAcqJhXcT2G6 維尼
好,全部人都放出來了,我真為我的效率感到佩服,等下,摳腳大漢是什麼鬼577Please respect copyright.PENANAtYAgb7Gtm1
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【但是,外面守備森嚴,這樣出去ㄧ定會被抓到】前輩說道577Please respect copyright.PENANAsFUSQuvAbd
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【沒辦法,只好使出那ㄧ招了】8964 copyright protection573PENANAFBnKf0TxNR 維尼
身為黑暗龍捲風的我,其實有隱藏的絕招,那是我常年騷擾小學生鍛鍊出的究極體術奧義。577Please respect copyright.PENANA9XSlSDo8By
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【聽好了,大夥,在我出去後,你們就跟上我的腳步】577Please respect copyright.PENANAWtc9awpYfk
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眾人聽著我的話嚥下了唾液,如今我取得了他們的信任,大夥決定把希望都壓在我身上了。577Please respect copyright.PENANAVPdqcScENI
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【好,要出發了,都做好準備了嗎】577Please respect copyright.PENANAMLVWUu42OR
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【OK,隨時都可以】577Please respect copyright.PENANAI9s4TbUfWJ
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ㄧ團人擠在監獄入口處的門,我拿著手上的鑰匙,準備把門打開。577Please respect copyright.PENANAduAzLYVF5v
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我把門打開,往外面跑577Please respect copyright.PENANAU5FTcDv4RX
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【GO!】577Please respect copyright.PENANAFHE9zbm6S4
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後面ㄧ大群人跟著我577Please respect copyright.PENANAHpzB5SdZTf
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遇到了在入口處的守備頭577Please respect copyright.PENANAfLzhOd4HTb
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守備頭拿起了手上的廣播8964 copyright protection573PENANAMgJ6TwMv1j 維尼
【是集體逃獄!各樓警備員,攜帶槍械前往壓制,關閉逃生入口】577Please respect copyright.PENANAoVsYVwolif
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然後拿起手槍,指向我們,但他只有一個,寡不敵眾,連槍都沒握好就被我們碾壓過去,踩在地上577Please respect copyright.PENANAHgznKwpQcN
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我搶走了他手中的通信器,然後開始鬼吼鬼叫577Please respect copyright.PENANAEjz4EVxIXD
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【嗚喔,哇阿,逃獄計畫失敗拉,沒想到他有機關槍,我們都死光光啦】577Please respect copyright.PENANAlyG1rZNXj8
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然後大夥兒還是卯起來往前衝,只是警備沒有想像中的森嚴,也沒有把入口給關閉。577Please respect copyright.PENANACQfFSjkrma
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來到一樓,眼前就是通往自由的大門。577Please respect copyright.PENANADq0uPqeJc8
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滿滿的警衛577Please respect copyright.PENANAJUC6wiN3Nq
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【都到這裡了,怎麼能善罷甘休】577Please respect copyright.PENANA5hVhuVrgVd
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幫我一把的前輩這麼說道577Please respect copyright.PENANAChIPOVItkQ
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警衛通通舉起了槍,看來這次是來真的577Please respect copyright.PENANAMYnCbdQtko
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【我就是這次逃獄計畫的頭目】8964 copyright protection573PENANAKneyPcPRqK 維尼
我舉起雙手,向前走去577Please respect copyright.PENANAQE6oVRxLBr
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【不準動,再走一步我就開槍了】8964 copyright protection573PENANATquYK3aWKL 維尼
我停下了腳步577Please respect copyright.PENANAqQcnbMGJ2v
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【看來是沒轍了,對不起了各位】8964 copyright protection573PENANAjzcwgJGsFI 維尼
嘴上這麼說,我用手臂向背後打了暗號,不過只有會臂語的盲人才看得懂577Please respect copyright.PENANAWaICd0fKDX
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有人讀懂了我的暗號,並向大夥示意。577Please respect copyright.PENANAEd7eYojygk
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3577Please respect copyright.PENANApHfMN1c0gc
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GO577Please respect copyright.PENANAHEjvwcjl6P
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大夥開始往前衝577Please respect copyright.PENANA0yoA3pqSKv
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警備員扣下了板機,但是在那同時577Please respect copyright.PENANA65guLb4kpw
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【超必殺!!無限大龍捲】577Please respect copyright.PENANAJjwKCrxDOX
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我消失得無影無蹤,脫光了在場所有警備員的衣褲,然後華麗的在門口擺了個pose577Please respect copyright.PENANAweUg6cQGMf
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【……………………….】577Please respect copyright.PENANAE7qoPK63uL
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【雖然好下流可是謝謝拉,幫大忙了】577Please respect copyright.PENANAOUfKXfBOEl
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趁著混亂,大家都順利逃獄成功了。8964 copyright protection573PENANADkq2f9sKGj 維尼
在那之後,我有了450人的粉絲後援會,同時也上了鳳梨日報頭條。8964 copyright protection573PENANA3mO8eNp1aK 維尼
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