叮咚,只聽門鈴聲響起,沒過幾秒門開了,映入眼簾的是一位膚白貌美的女子9Please respect copyright.PENANADTXp55hRFX
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兩兄妹:“你好你好”9Please respect copyright.PENANAxEoKiML7RO
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女子用著不熟練的中文道:“請進”9Please respect copyright.PENANAC4wjPpjwNo
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兩兄妹進門後,原本還坐在沙發上擼貓看電視的舅舅一看到兩兄妹立刻彈射起步瞬移到倆人面前,這大動靜給貓都嚇跑了9Please respect copyright.PENANAC0724YEISG
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兩兄妹:我勒個0幀起手啊9Please respect copyright.PENANA48UF045aDo
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貓:你最好有事9Please respect copyright.PENANAwzG0tQPfNO
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溫時:“欸嘿,歡迎二位公主王子駕到”9Please respect copyright.PENANASTscVbSl3L
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溫錦眠:“老舅…泥…正常點…”9Please respect copyright.PENANAxgSiCGDo2C
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溫時:“欸嘿嘿,太激動了嘛,我都好久沒看到你倆了,沒想到這麼快就長這麼大了,之前我見到你倆時都還沒我腰高呢”9Please respect copyright.PENANAA7sNJs9X3h
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洛卿舒:“也沒到這麼小吧,最後一次見到你大概是12 13歲?那時眠眠還哭的唏哩嘩啦呢”9Please respect copyright.PENANAKEU9XSJjEC
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溫錦眠開玩笑道:“下一句是不是還要說你小時候我還抱過你呢?還有我親愛的好妹妹,別把我黑歷史挖出來了,你哥我想逃離地球”9Please respect copyright.PENANAwURmgQjYq0
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溫時:“對對對,你怎麼知道我要說這句話”9Please respect copyright.PENANAvvUnZresBA
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溫錦眠:…………9Please respect copyright.PENANAOywqgAybc4
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洛卿舒拿出帶的禮物道:“舅舅,這是我給您們帶的禮物,希望您能收下”9Please respect copyright.PENANAWnB5d7pu9i
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溫時看到那一袋子的蔬菜水果給震驚到了9Please respect copyright.PENANAhksA82DVOH
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溫時:“哎呀,太讓你們太破費了,來就來還帶什麼禮物,這裡的蔬菜水果貴死了,真要帶帶點酒類肉類就好了,還便宜點,從你們生活費里花了不少錢吧?等會舅舅給你們昂”9Please respect copyright.PENANA2nqgBEKs9r
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洛卿舒:“不用了不用了,東西貴點就貴點吧”9Please respect copyright.PENANAFRYzW6LMnp
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溫時:“嘿!不許拒絕”9Please respect copyright.PENANAN13N99Lz3T
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溫錦眠:“對了,剛才開門的是你女朋友?”9Please respect copyright.PENANA81OqFTEFuS
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溫時:“還是眠眠聰明,快!趕緊拍照告訴你媽,他弟有女朋友了!才不是她說的一輩子都找不到女朋友,你看,不僅找到了還找了個特漂亮的”9Please respect copyright.PENANAr00HlNEkWc
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溫錦眠相信,要是他舅有尾巴估計能當直升機的螺旋槳直接搖到天上或者刮個16級的颱風9Please respect copyright.PENANA9fWyP6eDGv
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溫錦眠從口袋掏出手機的動作一頓,開口道:“你女朋友叫啥”9Please respect copyright.PENANAXDubPogSQX
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“Юлия Николаевна Беринская”(尤利婭·尼古拉耶芙娜·貝林斯卡婭)9Please respect copyright.PENANA5EIpA3y22j
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“叫她尤利婭就行了”9Please respect copyright.PENANAPs0beWY3hX
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“Юля, приходи сфотографироваться!”9Please respect copyright.PENANAgGv7ztzHJf
(尤利婭,過來拍張照片!)9Please respect copyright.PENANABUlWPrkFXN
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“хороший”(好)9Please respect copyright.PENANAT999B24rKq
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微信內9Please respect copyright.PENANA7LrbMD7E91
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眠眠:嘿!老媽!我們目前以安全的到舅舅家了,順帶一說,舅舅找到女朋友了了,他叫我帶話給妳說:“他才不是妳說的一輩子都找不到女朋友!”9Please respect copyright.PENANAPmHPq3Yyy2
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[圖片x1]9Please respect copyright.PENANABM46bsBTQY
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媽媽:哦呦,這姑娘確實好看,膚白如雪,眼睛猶如天空般的湛藍,他們斯拉夫地區男人不是很帥嗎?這誰家白菜被我們家野豬給拱了?這姑娘咋看上我們家這頭豬的?這姑娘不會是被強迫的吧?9Please respect copyright.PENANA7M4QWMVF5T
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來自親姐的吐槽9Please respect copyright.PENANAwEDpIlPT7V
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溫錦眠已經在屏幕前笑到快崩潰了9Please respect copyright.PENANA5BalcNt1fe
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眠眠:等著老媽,我幫妳問問9Please respect copyright.PENANAeliWERuy1z
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溫錦眠看向他舅舅默默的把手機舉了起來9Please respect copyright.PENANAWqKblkpCDt
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洛卿舒看了眼屏幕沒崩住笑道:“噗哈哈哈哈哈哈,誰家白菜被我們家野豬給拱了哈哈哈哈哈哈”9Please respect copyright.PENANAPqYYg4DY9D
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溫時:“她!告訴她,是尤利婭追的我!”9Please respect copyright.PENANA6Ph0oe15OA
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尤利婭站在旁邊有點尷尬,好吧,聽不懂中文真的好想哭,什麼白菜什麼豬?為什麼要笑?什麼尤利婭?感覺好像在說我?不會是在笑我吧?9Please respect copyright.PENANAbWrMV0G1r7
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溫錦眠看出尤利婭的尷尬趕忙翻譯道:9Please respect copyright.PENANAcDfRDQoyCi
“моя мама говорила, что когда капусту забирает свинья, это значит, что ты и есть эта капуста, ты очень красивая, и тебя забрала наша свинья, а это скромный способ сказать, что он недостаточно хорош для ты.”(我媽媽說白菜被豬拱的意思是妳是那顆白菜,很漂亮,被我們家這頭豬給拱走了,是在謙虛的說他配不上妳)9Please respect copyright.PENANA8ryijwkw2V
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尤利婭聽完後有些失笑道:“нет,нет, я гоняюсь за ним. он нежный, добрый и очень хорошо ко мне относится.”(沒有沒有,是我追的他,他很溫柔很善良,對我很好)9Please respect copyright.PENANAi50WwcI4Jm
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幾個人就這麼在門口前小鬧了一陣,終於鬧累了9Please respect copyright.PENANAuVkqH9whDL
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“不鬧了不鬧了,我餓了我要去做飯,三位公主王子想吃啥?”9Please respect copyright.PENANAX5OGWxFyJI
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“麻婆豆腐燴飯跟宮保雞丁!”9Please respect copyright.PENANAj7QVy5OHog
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“土豆烤雞跟羅宋湯!”9Please respect copyright.PENANAwHN6MKtpTM
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“томатнаяяичница!борщ!”(番茄炒蛋!羅宋湯!)9Please respect copyright.PENANAT9A14louGH
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“好好好,三位小饞貓去沙發上等著”9Please respect copyright.PENANAYH0kHBJ67R
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等待投餵的間隙內,溫錦眠順便打了通電話給媽媽9Please respect copyright.PENANAc9MzgqePgj
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“餵,媽媽”9Please respect copyright.PENANA7ifPdM6qhf
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“在呢”9Please respect copyright.PENANAcVeD7G5JtR
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“爸爸呢?咋沒在妳旁邊?”9Please respect copyright.PENANAPZABImu9o1
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“你爹臨時出差去了,過幾天回家,對了,我能不能看看你舅女朋友?”9Please respect copyright.PENANAsEyccX6z8e
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“Юля, мама спросила, могу ли я тебя увидеть? ?”(尤利婭,我媽媽問能不能看看妳?)9Please respect copyright.PENANAsKs5NayZf0
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“окок”(可以可以)9Please respect copyright.PENANArL8ey0MZfo
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“尤利婭說可以”9Please respect copyright.PENANAiKGOi1fJog
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“妳就是溫時女朋友吧?哎呦,長得可真漂亮,撿到寶了這是,算這小子運氣好”9Please respect copyright.PENANAZMQtJtC8sv
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溫錦眠牌翻譯官已上線9Please respect copyright.PENANAYIuVkon0SM
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“Мама сказала: ты девушка Вэнь Ши? она такая красивая”(媽媽說:妳是溫時女朋友吧?長得真漂亮”9Please respect copyright.PENANAwnoXPK8gyd
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“да, я девушка Вэнь Ши, спасибо за комплимент”(是的,我是溫時女朋友,謝謝誇獎)9Please respect copyright.PENANArztis8F5P7
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“尤利婭說:是的,我是溫時女朋友,謝謝誇獎”9Please respect copyright.PENANA04IElkP54X
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“溫時那小子沒欺負妳吧?要是他欺負妳妳儘管跟阿姨說,阿姨幫妳收拾他”9Please respect copyright.PENANA5rgTvSSBT4
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“мама сказала: Вэнь Ши не издевался над тобой, верно? если он издевается над тобой, просто скажи моей матери, и она поможет тебе справиться с ним.”(媽媽說:溫時沒有欺負妳吧?要是他欺負妳妳就跟我媽媽說,她幫妳收拾他)9Please respect copyright.PENANAII6wTRMsvu
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“ха-ха-ха, Вэнь Ши не будет меня запугивать, пожалуйста, не волнуйся..”(哈哈哈,溫時不會欺負我的,請您放心)9Please respect copyright.PENANAkCZAJdlaB8
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“尤利婭說:溫時不會欺負她的,請您放心”9Please respect copyright.PENANA8J8AOVJKlR
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“那就好那就好,被欺負一定要跟我說!”9Please respect copyright.PENANAgeZAPOpdVS
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“мама сказала: ладно,ладно, если над тобой действительно издеваются, скажи ей.”(媽媽說:好的好的,你要是真被欺負就告訴她)9Please respect copyright.PENANA0XZQd2jPMV
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“знать”(知道了)9Please respect copyright.PENANAjQJIaaEu6k
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溫馨蓮:“洛洛呢?怎麼沒看到她?”9Please respect copyright.PENANAsgmADrVxgU
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溫錦眠默默把鏡頭反轉,沈默,是最好的回答,鏡頭,會解釋一切9Please respect copyright.PENANA44XVhcSCG6
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此時的洛卿舒正折磨著3只貓,一會吸吸橘貓的肚皮,一會瘋狂擼著奶牛貓,一會把梨花貓抱在懷裡當小嬰兒,嘴裡不知道是在嘀咕啥9Please respect copyright.PENANAz9mlOIeY5v
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就連貓貓界的花臂大佬也只能無奈的被留子攬在懷裡親親抱抱舉高高9Please respect copyright.PENANAuWu1LaBShm
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洛卿舒:“貓貓生來就是要被姨姨給親死的!”9Please respect copyright.PENANAqp6d3dxuIj
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溫馨蓮:“妞啊!妳矜持點!”9Please respect copyright.PENANApYjLDbssBD
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洛卿舒抱著橘貓一臉癲狂的跑過來道:“世界上沒有貓貓可怎麼活啊!我在此宣佈!正式加入貓貓教!成為忠實的貓貓信徒!”9Please respect copyright.PENANAFuegAr53aT
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好吧,也不知道是不是每個外國留子都這麼癲9Please respect copyright.PENANA3kPARJQkRJ
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尤利婭雖然聽不懂中文,但看到洛卿舒對貓貓的喜歡程度忍不住開口道:“я поместил кота в твою комнату и позволил тебе играть с ним два дня.”(貓貓借妳放房間里玩兩天好不好?)9Please respect copyright.PENANAll1DQ2p7cM
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洛卿舒聽到這眼睛發光程度堪比IMALENTSR32手電筒9Please respect copyright.PENANA0Tw32lPrlv
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“действительно?”(真的嗎?!)9Please respect copyright.PENANAAPrbBN0QQI
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“настоящий”(真的)9Please respect copyright.PENANAyA67FIZr8y
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“нет,боюсь, кот умрет у нее на руках”(可別,我怕貓會死在她懷裡)9Please respect copyright.PENANAnSzRHcl72z
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“ха-ха-ха,не,не”(哈哈哈,不會的不會的)9Please respect copyright.PENANAOpbvPOKYP9
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“какзовутэтихкошек?”(這些貓貓叫什麼名字)9Please respect copyright.PENANASOBtHHKi3h
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“oранжевого кота зовут Пудинг, черно-белого кота зовут Калотович, а грушевого кота зовут Сатана..”(橘貓叫布丁,奶牛貓叫卡羅托維奇,梨花貓叫撒旦)9Please respect copyright.PENANAq7SKJsQTqB
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“почему сатану называют сатаной?”(撒旦為什麼叫撒旦?)9Please respect copyright.PENANA9F2UbeDeiS
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“потому что он часто создает проблемы”(因為他經常搗蛋)9Please respect copyright.PENANALskbx9Zj0r
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在這聊天的間隙,溫時已把飯菜準備好了9Please respect copyright.PENANAdR8IOVnxrL
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溫時:(吃飯了!各位小饞貓們!)9Please respect copyright.PENANAIzXnsKiNWu
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洛卿舒:“媽媽拜拜,舅舅做好好吃的了!”9Please respect copyright.PENANAdGSjxDWMVm
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溫馨蓮:“好~拜拜,吃飽飽睡飽飽”9Please respect copyright.PENANAGy8cJxrorB
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兩兄妹:“好的!”9Please respect copyright.PENANArFy1caoeth
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飯桌上,宮保雞丁番茄炒蛋麻婆豆腐燴飯羅宋湯土豆烤雞……,各個香氣四溢,饞的讓人口水直流9Please respect copyright.PENANACwwi9Nxhqj
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洛卿舒吞了吞口水道:“好久都沒吃到舅舅做的宮保雞丁了”9Please respect copyright.PENANAfMBz39cm3C
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溫時夾了一筷子給洛卿舒道:“快嘗嘗味道有沒有變”9Please respect copyright.PENANAYP7sV48vxV
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“好吃!”9Please respect copyright.PENANAy0D8gYKTtJ
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吃飽喝足後肯定要乾件大事!洗澡睡覺9Please respect copyright.PENANAvmtmPPbSrt
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洛卿舒也如願以償的把貓貓帶回客房抱著一起睡了9Please respect copyright.PENANAUl0tgOq47X