這個題目其實是來自於當初看到S2O Taiwan時，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQyLwW5Rdz
一個美麗的誤會~19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQxXEFOcAm
我以為這個S2O是什麼化學式~19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZvRkzTplt
因為SO2就是二氧化硫嘛!19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVZM7Zkpse
(請原諒我沒有將數字做下標)19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6En6ZC91i
但我其實後來也沒有再去查S2O是什麼意思~19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWlsm9BzeV
還是其實是S20(S二十, S Twenty)呢~19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRXWDFpNjU
Anyway,19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzf90N48kMa
雖然高中時是讀第二類組，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMdujfxe3n
我的化學幾乎都快忘光了~19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfLFZ26TQd
大概只剩還記得前30個元素週期表的順序...19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgCuNIJyBi
那化合物有很多，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lgeLVP85c
因此與其說是分析跟學長有關的化合物，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1unWvIuaC
不如說是把我還記得的化合物拼湊出來，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXQ6lrore1
與學長做關聯吧!
第一個選項是葡萄糖，C6H12O619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rYAYhTffE
印象中，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSWIBaEF6L
葡萄糖其實是一步一步往上升的(越合越多)，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFP1MhC1Rfh
和果糖一樣是單醣，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡElo8de5VEE
既然有單醣，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuHorRkg5Y
就會有雙醣或以上醣類~19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JYmoenqCF
而說到醣類就想到碳水化合物~19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUMV3byAZk
比方肥宅快樂水(可樂)等等~19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgaFlnGTS1f
那因為是醣類的最小單位往上升，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bTU10j0lf
好比藍莓學園的聯盟社，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3b6EOTh33
需要過五關斬六將，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LQG6rqaW5
才能與四天王對決~19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBkm8dXkiL
我相信學長應該也是有經過這個階段吧?19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9BI6Z8Oqq
除此之外，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUx7F3J62X8
喜歡吃零食的他，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZy54kXkwM4
一定也很常接觸碳水化合物~19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshhecWh7Z8
再來，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPRXJ6Tmvk
既然是單醣，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9WuGLmMzl
有點像是學長留級三年，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyjUrUAcUU
遲遲不肯進化成雙糖或多醣體一樣~
第二個則是二氧化碳，CO219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2P56sVRSu
雖然滅火器有很多種類型，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqk4e9RMcX
其中一種就是二氧化碳乾粉，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMuGbyY3dm
利用CO2會搶氧氣，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wuR8ar6c1
導致火源失去易燃物而能滅火。19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBp2H77f3mz
這讓我想到他與小學弟赤松的前輩晚輩關係~19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjesKtUSSQ
此外，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnU4lsXc2LG
二氧化碳如果燃燒不完全，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCVGVzzpU5
就會變成一氧化碳，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQ54TiGaC6
可能會引起一氧化碳中毒!19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEU7PfcR8iT
對應赤松希望學長做什麼事情時能夠先跟他討論~19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTz35kNNTBq
當然，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Xneo0tUt2
所謂的可樂，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pmOTJNhJv
聽說就是水加上二氧化碳以及焦糖~19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjD3TeOo0XS
又是跟肥宅快樂水有關係呀!19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoRDNbwxEE
不過沒有任何證據顯示學長會喜歡喝這種飲料就是...19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlA5ylJ018l
說不定他喜歡的其實是茶也說不定...
最後一個不免俗的就是一氧化二氫，H2O19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAX42kY3kRe
ㄘㄟˊ~其實就是水啦!19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8AguyDqICZ
因為水的三態是大家最熟悉的物質不同的樣態~19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7RcqNoBmV
這也是為什麼我完全不能接受有水屬性，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrn76u4kuAv
怎麼可以把冰屬性另外拉出來呢?19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrKbxRCYp6
提到冰，就會想到水的固態，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCt9T9ONoU
對應學長喜歡寒冷~19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARELyFZrjE
此外有一句諺語:水能載舟、亦能覆舟。19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3VDXvQEf5
學長的個性讓一些人覺得很G8，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnx2uvD5ezH
又有些人覺得學長很仔細看待人際關係~19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMoXkUk83U
由於水達到沸點就會變成水蒸氣，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfce3VJ21Dt
把"達到沸點"這件事當作是人的精神昇華，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrb3HU27Ypl
又或者是精力壯盛，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAYeGeoPdl
那麼白天的學長就像是液態的水，好像攤在社辦的桌子不想動~19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfUfW6LqWB
(聯想到曬太陽的貓頭鷹融化的樣子)19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡma37Zr2cIz
晚上的學長就是氣態的水，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWePrhIdeM
整個晚上都很有精神!19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNleaQXaKj4
戰鬥中的學長則是固態的水，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemr3BubSHU
像冰塊一樣結實且可雕塑，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQQLoe0gh5
好比靈活的對戰方式一樣~
分析到這邊，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGW1T5Ud0q
我已經把我的腦汁都絞盡了~19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4i9HZmtEm
剩下的化合物就算有想到，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89aFQKdXgK
也不知道該怎麼跟學長聯想了~19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYe9q8jU9dH
據說有人會用氧氣來比喻心愛的人，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhxvVDDPlb
就像是沒有氧氣要怎麼活那樣~19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxEaUuiVw3
可是我覺得人際關係還是不應該這麼綁死，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUykf4Kwhf
而且這根本就是情緒勒索嘛!19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2c3uGJT0qv
如果相處後發現真的不適合，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfeqgVBoDI5
那就好聚好散吧!19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwysRsU5w7i
讓我想起泰勒(Taylor)的一首歌:19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPJzHiSXh5
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LinI9Kt0A
我很喜歡旋律，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPVAdH3lyl
也覺得歌詞很有意思~19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GJZvEH2Y1
雖然我人生中從來沒機會唱這首歌19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgymrajuPde
(因為母胎單身)19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6V9N9B1pa
好不容易把這首歌的歌詞背起來，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRV6e0Vuxga
結果我在KTV從來沒找到這首歌過...19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnX8xj2Wfp
儘管聽說愛情就是一系列的化學作用，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLrSnSgw2m
我大概是什麼惰性氣體，19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQF2cweAS3
很難和其它物質發生化學反應。19Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vb9PTuERs
所以人生就這樣了吧哈哈哈~
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