x
No Plagiarism!6JdAvhJz9ipnLhJTi0QIposted on PENANA 你有沒有這種經驗——分手後還想送對方一份「禮物」?8964 copyright protection32PENANAI8NtF6B9oo 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAsf69KDgjaj
8964 copyright protection32PENANAwXZ4uwNDs2 維尼
不是為了復合,8964 copyright protection32PENANAR66hAKFcjf 維尼
是為了讓他在深夜醒來時,看到床頭那束花,心裡突然一寒,懷疑自己是不是得罪了什麼地獄來的前任。8964 copyright protection32PENANAQTehSqSeNM 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAhxokJLtSSt
8964 copyright protection32PENANAjJEMaTuUEz 維尼
對,就是那種禮物。8964 copyright protection32PENANAUPZykBdcBB 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAbE5X8wJARD
8964 copyright protection32PENANAFffrepxtjN 維尼
所以我決定送他一束黑百合。8964 copyright protection32PENANAdhKiYues6o 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAfZBMQKn3Iw
8964 copyright protection32PENANAemlDWiu2BK 維尼
拜託,玫瑰太俗,百合太純,康乃馨太媽感,唯有黑百合——高貴、神秘、略帶詛咒意味,才最適合他那張「我明明很渣但還以為自己是愛情聖人」的臉。8964 copyright protection32PENANAIF3otKpZ6N 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANA4jmaAuU0Tq
8964 copyright protection32PENANAMJvZu4DhPw 維尼
我在花店挑了三家才買到。8964 copyright protection32PENANAThsigqnRwP 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAvxTkvWeMsn
8964 copyright protection32PENANAcBHCpvJmFf 維尼
花店老闆問我要不要附上卡片,我笑了:「要,請寫——8964 copyright protection32PENANAUdGYVT9A5L 維尼
『這是你唯一配得上的花。願你在它盛開時,感受到我曾經快樂的死去。』」8964 copyright protection32PENANA9zdGz9Uch3 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANA1qIELM8yUO
8964 copyright protection32PENANAd3QtMyQNsm 維尼
老闆沉默三秒,輕聲問:「分得很難看喔?」8964 copyright protection32PENANAeqR77Z5A9m 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAnEewfZNAE4
8964 copyright protection32PENANACfqAwQe0mI 維尼
我挑眉:「不難看,是難聞。你知道,垃圾在夏天特別容易發臭。」8964 copyright protection32PENANA0G7Jow8V5H 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAhtsMApmcqn
8964 copyright protection32PENANASWu6Hb2WRz 維尼
我前男友,簡稱『人形濕抹布』,曾經是我幻想的天菜。高、帥、會講話、會彈吉他、會寫詩(當然後來發現是抄的)。36Please respect copyright.PENANA3ByTtBh6XC
8964 copyright protection32PENANAxtbTHy1GJR 維尼
我們交往半年,他劈腿三次,其中一次還跟我說:「我只是需要一點靈感。」8964 copyright protection32PENANAGX479qps5A 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANABx6zczgCyz
8964 copyright protection32PENANAzCNkyQFCfo 維尼
抱歉,我不知道『你下半身的靈感』需要靠別人來點燃。8964 copyright protection32PENANAPGTQ7uUd1r 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAsb2BOMXRPn
8964 copyright protection32PENANABb8M4SS4dh 維尼
分手那天,他還發來一段語音訊息,用他那『詩人般的語氣』說:「我們都值得更自由的愛。」8964 copyright protection32PENANApuHXXIIQyv 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAsuZ6jIKHSE
8964 copyright protection32PENANA6p3hwRatVU 維尼
我回他一個表情包:8964 copyright protection32PENANAlO3eC0z2MA 維尼
一束火焰中的黑百合,下面配字:「祝你自由自在燃燒殆盡。」8964 copyright protection32PENANA54GLv33VJD 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANASDZk85m8AN
8964 copyright protection32PENANAIyRw3UFFFT 維尼
後來我學會冷靜。36Please respect copyright.PENANABBHBDt0eGy
8964 copyright protection32PENANA6C1hIwZxDm 維尼
我告訴自己:復仇不是尖叫,而是優雅。36Please respect copyright.PENANAkKk9hATvqy
8964 copyright protection32PENANAUwBFtzx4hO 維尼
而什麼比送一束外表優雅、內核詛咒的黑百合更高級?8964 copyright protection32PENANASybLerD8zR 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZwkAYvaK5
8964 copyright protection32PENANAmfScZHQ1D8 維尼
我訂了送花時間,剛好是他新女友的生日那天,地址寫他公司,卡片寫「祝你們白頭偕老——我會靜靜看著。」8964 copyright protection32PENANA6gSZCYfpZZ 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANA8bpNINBjuT
8964 copyright protection32PENANA22OjKBmA1t 維尼
那畫面我都想好了:8964 copyright protection32PENANAgD7pkpcmix 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAquMk70sNID
8964 copyright protection32PENANAxUKY5yVEAa 維尼
他女友拆開禮盒,看到黑百合、黑絲緞、詭異卡片,轉頭問:「這是誰送的?」8964 copyright protection32PENANAHa0D4NQhDL 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAShxsh6LRUo
8964 copyright protection32PENANAnel5qKIWtH 維尼
他大概會笑得僵硬:「噢,是我前女友。她很有……創意。」8964 copyright protection32PENANAHB9wm5NLvh 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAu8nWsOLNB0
8964 copyright protection32PENANAETRRGml7Sm 維尼
創意你妹。8964 copyright protection32PENANA6HMshbWcIq 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANALoxteOxUGy
8964 copyright protection32PENANATQyYtaU4gS 維尼
我希望那束黑百合每天陪著他,從含苞待放到凋謝落地,像我當初的愛,像我忍氣吞聲的半年,像他的良心——永遠沒發芽。8964 copyright protection32PENANARrroARYswR 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAHLX2Z86Y6L
8964 copyright protection32PENANAKZDpypVoPH 維尼
有人說報復不能讓人快樂。我同意。8964 copyright protection32PENANAk7RnjANtin 維尼
但它會讓我笑。8964 copyright protection32PENANAOGSLvV0hKF 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAtX0Hsnsh5t
8964 copyright protection32PENANAeFgnl03uIX 維尼
你問我是不是還沒放下他?8964 copyright protection32PENANAwwJ6Q55ZEL 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAG6E1Bf1Y0C
8964 copyright protection32PENANAZiQalpPNov 維尼
不是沒放下,是放得太用力了,現在回頭看,只想用力再放一次,順便丟出窗外。8964 copyright protection32PENANAh2FX9bIgyO 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANACZwSysSjVj
8964 copyright protection32PENANAJ8Xf5JzeV5 維尼
說真的,愛一個人是花時間。8964 copyright protection32PENANA4lfSgnQY5B 維尼
但讓他知道自己錯失了你,則是藝術。8964 copyright protection32PENANAR46YuAw8Bg 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAXclRfLr2HW
8964 copyright protection32PENANAjjO4zeDdkG 維尼
所以,我會繼續當個藝術家。36Please respect copyright.PENANAW1T4amzDbO
8964 copyright protection32PENANAbrpxcBwFhA 維尼
下一次我想送什麼呢?8964 copyright protection32PENANAp3NCsUVdZk 維尼
墓碑形狀的蛋糕?葬禮風的情詩?還是乾脆寄他一本《如何做人》?8964 copyright protection32PENANAFDWjxqt1ky 維尼
36Please respect copyright.PENANAndjJoniCkP
8964 copyright protection32PENANA6YXj0OwpmL 維尼
不急。這束黑百合已經是完美開場白了。8964 copyright protection32PENANA5dazB434hR 維尼
剩下的,就讓時間替我慢慢開花。8964 copyright protection32PENANAS1WWuhHhSs 維尼
216.73.216.19
ns216.73.216.19da2