
黃老闆把報紙的娛樂版狠狠擲在大班枱上,報紙上大字標題「暖心女神Pauline貌美心善 粉絲爭相朝聖險打架」。71Please respect copyright.PENANASwtBamcanr
黃老闆憤憤不平說:「沒有我,Pauline會有今日這麽風騷嗎?這個臭婆娘竟不懂知恩圖報。講句真心話,我都沒有甚麼奢求甚麼,只要她陪我睡一晚,她都左推右推扮上菜。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAVSH7mXLD2g
擦鞋仔Peter和應道:「就是嘛,又不是甚麼處女,睡一晚又有甚麼問題呢?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAXyX7mk8hxt
黃老闆說:「最可笑是她曾跟喪姐做訪問自稱是處女,這些宣傳伎倆我都有得出賣,真是騙鬼吃豆腐,我跟你講,我今日未跟女人上過床,我都是處男呀。這口氣我真是嚥不下。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAaf9nElW2nL
一直沉默不語的鬼王虎眼珠在打圈:「黃老闆,Pauline不是還要替你拍第三部片嗎?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAFOWVTqyd6h
黃老闆:「對呀,我還沒有甚麼頭緒。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAKslpZcRhAr
鬼王虎奸笑道:「第三部一於拍鬼片,要特別選擇在一條曾遇上山泥傾瀉的屋邨大搞招魂法事。這裏絕對比墳場更猛鬼。我保證她拍完肯定衰足三年都不止呀!說不定會直接撞邪!」71Please respect copyright.PENANAg957fgM9Md
黃老闆大力拍枱說:「好呀!我得不到手的東西都沒有甚麼價值,我就毁了她!一定要毁了她!」黃老闆兩粒綠豆似的小眼珠發出絲絲紅光。71Please respect copyright.PENANAcaxe2hz4yK
鬼王虎說:「我有一個相熟的導演,專拍探靈片,包保平靚快。」71Please respect copyright.PENANA70NQrD37d2
黃老闆說:「好,你快去籌備吧。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAibFSyW64wO
鬼王虎胸有成竹說:「黃老闆,我辦事你放心吧。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAvBHhVTfBRR
鬼王虎領命後發出奸笑,笑得比惡魔更可怕。
百豪母親孟三千在豪宅家庭廳一直板着臉。百豪沒精打采走進來,低着頭問:「媽,你找我有事嗎?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAh8cC3LicuS
豪母不滿地說:「要有事才可找你嗎?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAnwqw1cBriz
百豪沒神沒氣回話:「媽,我不是這個意思。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAMEpkFp1Bhw
豪母:「最近有閒言閒語傳到你爸耳邊,有人話你吸毒,還被人雞姦了,究竟有這回事嗎?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAZA9LeCtBaF
百豪顯得有點慌張,連忙道:「媽……怎麼可能呀?你們別聽人胡說吧!」71Please respect copyright.PENANAL6ae7AXXQR
豪母:「總之為平息外界閒言閒語,你盡快舉行一場世紀婚禮吧,一定要辦得風風光光,以顯示任家實力,轉移大家焦點。別再讓其他人在背後再說三道四。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAVGGlK4XtV6
百豪:「媽,結婚也不是壞事,但也急不來吧。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAoqdEj8VACd
豪媽:「我不管那麼多,我明天就存五千萬入你戶口,你就準備找一個新愛巢及籌備婚事吧。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAgD39RXWhCn
百豪無可奈何地說:「我試着辦吧。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAEh7g0MPDSj
豪媽的面色依舊難看,而百豪面上亦是灰灰白白,家庭室內沒有家的溫暖,亦沒有半點喜慶氣氛。
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在一個細小不顯眼的殯儀館內,靈堂上寫着一副對聯「別人笑我太瘋癲,我笑他人看不穿,橫額四個大字:醉生夢死。」靈堂內一片白色花海,紙紮公仔站滿一地,三支清香默默地燃燒,現場沒有任何親戚朋友。只得音樂才子Stephen呆站在Happy仔遺照前,若有所思。71Please respect copyright.PENANAiw4AA9Vwuy
堂官突然開口:「有客到,一鞠躬 ,再鞠躬,三鞠躬。」只見來了一黑色漢子向逝者致意。71Please respect copyright.PENANA0W49szKwUd
堂官:「家屬謝禮!」、「有請家屬謝禮!」、「再請家屬謝禮!」71Please respect copyright.PENANAyKQDh9d6C3
Stephen急忙轉身躹躬,抬頭一望,簡直不敢相信,眼前人竟然是百豪。71Please respect copyright.PENANAH8FfVpFhHk
Stephen激動地說:「我沒想到你會來!真的沒想到!」71Please respect copyright.PENANALDiTfk6TqO
百豪:「我也不知自己為何會來,可能是神差鬼使吧。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAa9CEnbFihV
百豪正要轉身離去。一架霸氣十足的人型坦克擋在他面前。來者不是別人,正是喪姐。71Please respect copyright.PENANAdJw1bQ5dQk
喪姐:「你們兄弟難得聚頭,應該很多話要說才對啊,為甚麼急着走啊?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAIchOAvIn32
百豪:「對不起,喪姐,我今天不接受訪問。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAlCWjO6ratA
喪姐:「隨便談兩句吧,不如就說說你跟Stephen的關係吧?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAYOUklCm0ep
百豪有點激動地說:「我跟Stephen有甚麼關係?我們甚麼關係也沒有。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAnBnvjhihAV
喪姐奸笑了一聲:「甚麼?你們本來就是樂壇老拍檔,你再不找Stephen作歌了嗎?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAfCNvghThc4
百豪不滿地說:「找不找他作歌是我的自由。」71Please respect copyright.PENANA4E3HsFKWHd
喪姐像律師的口脗作盤問:「我收到可靠消息,指你們有些不可告人的關係,是真的嗎?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAntMDft6M3B
百豪堅決回應說:「我不知道你在說甚麼!」71Please respect copyright.PENANAv1949wYLtQ
喪姐只好繼續說:「死鬼Happy仔其實同我都好老友,我記得佢曾經同我講,你同Stephen都有不良嗜好,有次揩大了,竟然……」71Please respect copyright.PENANA3YnA31PWHZ
Stephen滿面通紅,頭不斷往下垂,恨不得可鑽進Happy仔的棺木裏。71Please respect copyright.PENANAIOn7Xo3MpH
百豪發火,指着棺木道:「Happy仔就睡在這邊,你有甚麼想問,就自己去問他吧。」71Please respect copyright.PENANA9DY8Na8FJ9
喪姐:「據我所知,Happy仔因為等錢用,設局陷害你兩兄弟,讓你們上演一場大龍鳯。現在人都死了,快要灰飛煙滅,你們會原諒他嗎?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAeok9RGfVYy
百豪厲聲道:「喪姐,我警告你不要亂寫,我身邊的律師多到可組成一支軍隊。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAulfH7WnbxE
喪姐沒被嚇倒:「你不要在嚇鬼啦,我們吃這行飯,報社收到的律師信多過郵局裏的信啦。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAs7jrB7WPGr
百豪與喪姐都瞪着對方,各不相讓。71Please respect copyright.PENANAqMjDjG0uQ7
堂倌大叫:「時辰到——破地獄。」71Please respect copyright.PENANA7Sz16pq3sY
喃嚤師傅魚貫出來,帶頭是名身穿黃袍的道士。堂倌再開口:「親屬代表,請跟師傅走。」Stephen拉着百豪跟上去,以擺脫與喪姐糾纏。 71Please respect copyright.PENANAI3CjX7eXDm
百豪順時針跟着繞圈,雖然已使勁跟上,但卻感到自己的動作仿如慢動作重播,怎樣也沒跑上去,百豪於是咬緊牙關再加把勁,這股狠勁竟又一發不可收拾,百豪覺得自己愈跑愈快,並開始感到天施地轉,突然馬失前蹄,雙腳一滑,跌到深淵中……71Please respect copyright.PENANAHWNLCYrZrR
百豪回過神來,發現自己身處山洞之中,四周漆一片。中間位置有一堆火,火堆前跪着一名長髮女子。道士不斷繞着她揮舞桃木劍,劍尖刺着燃燒中的靈符。71Please respect copyright.PENANAoz4OcRmzJK
女子垂下頭背向百豪,百豪雖然沒到她的樣貌,但直覺上告訴他,那女子就是Pauline。道士突然一躍而起,跳過該女子頭頂之時,噴出一道熊熊烈火,女子整個頭馬上被烈火包圍。百豪急忙驚叫:「不要……呀…不要呀……」71Please respect copyright.PENANArjsKBelfT4
百豪驚惶醒來,即見到Stephen。百豪:「這是甚麼鬼地方?你又……」71Please respect copyright.PENANAWhvWWMNVX2
Stephen:「你在靈堂不適暈倒,是我送你到我家的。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAQvlLg6wzvA
百豪仍感到頭有點暈,問道:「喪姐呢?還有糾纏下去嗎?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAHdRlQdeWHO
Stephen:「沒有,我已打發她走了。」百豪聽了才鬆了一口氣。71Please respect copyright.PENANAkhsMvblbHa
Stephen關心問道:「你仍有Take(吸毒)嗎?」71Please respect copyright.PENANACnsOcm9rlw
百豪:「我的事,你管不了。」71Please respect copyright.PENANA1pXT89Es2Z
Stephen:「對不起!上次我是受毒品影響……才會……」71Please respect copyright.PENANA3iVZ6KdAEj
百豪打斷道:「你不用再說了……」71Please respect copyright.PENANA257d528qRQ
Stephen突然抽起雙袖,露出雙手滿是深深刀痕。71Please respect copyright.PENANAj0wIU2tdHF
百豪一看,顯得有點錯愕。71Please respect copyright.PENANAR9pzP9T4Pd
Stephen:「豪,我已戒了,每次我想到要吸毒,就狠狠割自己一刀。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAgOADhKfvMs
百豪顯得頗冷漠:「你的事,我毫不關心。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAb1Pq7ubFfU
Stephen流淚滿面說:「豪……雖然我對你不起……但我對你的愛是真的……我所寫的歌…都是表達我對你的愛。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAqXGgq0UaGk
百豪打斷道:「我已打算跟Pauline結婚,我跟你不會再有任何關係,你死心了吧。」71Please respect copyright.PENANATw4RPbmP5S
Stephen:「你愛不愛我沒關係,我只希望你愛自己,戒毒吧。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAcUP09w2DaP
百豪咬緊牙關,掙扎起來,雖然步伐不穩,但仍決心要離開。71Please respect copyright.PENANAPJbEqIpuqe
Stephen見狀上前欲相扶,卻被推開了,百豪喝道:「不要碰我。」71Please respect copyright.PENANA9t3ovVfTbI
Stephen看着百豪跌跌碰碰地離開,眼中淚如暴布般急流而下。