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誌陳 誌陳
Apr 2, 2025 126 3 Mins Read
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大家好大家好。

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我是陳水扁！

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我是呂秀蓮！

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我們是！ 不是民進黨！

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趴機趴機趴機。

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陳：話說阿，最近有點窮阿。

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呂：斯，不是（歪頭）。等等等等。

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陳：燈燈燈、等登？（模擬音樂聲）

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呂：不是啦！幹，剛剛的台詞你不覺得奇怪嗎？

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陳：......你覺得我窮很奇怪？

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呂：我不是那個意思！我是說，剛剛的開場白啦！我才不是甚麼呂秀蓮咧！

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陳：......那你剛剛幹嘛說你是呂秀蓮？欸？詐欺？

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呂：不是不是不是，台詞是你寫的吧？

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陳：喔～是喔。欸嘿（敲頭裝可愛）

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呂：嘔。

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陳：啊不是啊，你姓呂，我姓陳，啊不就民進黨？

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呂：才不是這樣咧！民進黨又不是只有那兩個！

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陳：所以我才說，我們還沒有準備好嘛！

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呂：準備什麼？（疑惑上下看）

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陳：我們還差賴清德、蔡英文、蘇貞昌......（扳手指），還有大概十萬人沒有狩獵到（舔刀子）。

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呂：十萬人哪來的？你把青鳥也算進來了嗎？還有狩獵事怎麼回事！這發言有點太危險了吧。

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陳：蛤！那要不要送你去醫院！

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呂：馬的！不是那個發炎啦！別在那邊給我鬧喔！

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呂：我的意思是！我們是第一次上台，結果連團體名都不好好取，就在那邊盜用人家名字，不好吧！

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陳：盜用？（抖手笑）

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呂：恩啊。

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陳：你說盜用？欸欸欸，他們名字是有專利嗎？呂秀蓮你是法盲嗎？

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呂：是、是沒有啦。還有嚴格來說，人家是高學歷律師，才不是什麼法盲。

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陳：那我問你，既然法律允許人重名，我不能叫陳水扁是不是？逆就不能叫呂秀蓮數不樹！

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呂：欸？喔、欸？不、不樹！

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陳：搜以啦，藍金拿立來家，丟喜欲來跨漫才，還有捯吼灣啊比啊，林宮丟母丟！

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觀眾：丟！！！

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呂：丟什麼丟啊！丟臨老謀草罰嗨喔！你完全就只是想消費民進黨而已吧！別再給我在那邊裝傻喔！

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陳：嘖。好啊，馬德。不裝啦。（不爽）

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呂：......好？欸？

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陳：馬的一職在那邊炒，以為自己樹誰啊，幹林拿啊小屁眼孩......（碎碎念，抖腳、作勢抽菸、也抖抽菸的手）

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呂：完全聽得到耶，有夠兇的，到底怎麼回事。

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呂：（在陳面前揮揮手，陳躲閃不去看呂）哈囉！嗨！先生！我們還在講你寫的爛梗喔！說說話！

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陳：嘖。（作勢丟掉菸，大力推開呂，走向呂，好像忘了什麼，很氣的走回去踩滅它。呂愣在原地。）

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陳：馬的。嘖。到底關你屁事啊。稿也不是你寫的、裝傻也不是你在裝、搞笑你又不好笑，到底在靠北三小拉！！！（走來走去，最後指著呂額頭罵）

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呂：喔喔喔、喔。對、對不起。

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陳：......嘖。（拖著腳走回去，彎腰撿地上的煙回來抽）

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呂：欸？你還要抽喔？太窮了吧。話說，你今天，有點暴躁耶，手都氣抖了。

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陳：本來就會抖啦！！！

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呂：喔、喔。好啦，啊不然這樣。你不是說很窮嗎？下次請你吃飯。

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陳：......(繼續抖腳抽菸。)

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呂：看電影？

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陳：......

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呂：網咖？

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陳：......

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呂：......那不然......一起貪汙（挑眉）？

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陳：（方下手中的菸，翻白眼，一臉無奈）

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陳：（嘟嘴，看向呂）喔白癡喔～（小女生拍人手勢）

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陳：（左看右看，嘟嘴）喔優！白癡喔～（小女生拍人手勢）走啊走啊。

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呂：好啊！走起！

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呂：就是這樣，所以我們要先走了，謝謝大家。

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陳（早就走到台下）：白癡喔快點啦！

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呂：來了來了！（走下台）。

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（蹦！槍聲。）

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陳：啊啊啊啊啊！

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呂：阿扁啊！！！！（大叫收尾）

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極其大聲的旁白：演出結束，此漫才與現實中存在的人物沒有任何關係，請不要告我們，謝謝大家。

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