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No Plagiarism!xHQKxzIqBjAAeBBawTr7posted on PENANA 當我打開咗手上張紙嘅時候,一時間忍唔住叫咗出嚟:「滴雞精?」8964 copyright protection435PENANApDkYJLV1Al 維尼
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「好,既然大家都知道你哋準備要清啲咩年貨啦,咁而家就事不宜遲,即刻開始啦。」婆婆講完之後,啪一啪手指,喺我哋眼前就突然間彈出咗一堆滴雞精。8964 copyright protection435PENANAVsG9DrjJzp 維尼
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8x4,即係總共32樽滴雞精。8964 copyright protection435PENANANWTfh9YJPE 維尼
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「買得多先好睇㗎嘛,同埋新年梗係好意頭喇,『發發』聲有咩唔好?」大舅父有氣無力咁樣回應我哋。8964 copyright protection435PENANApFSiZdAfPN 維尼
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睇嚟呢樣嘢就係五舅父換咗俾佢嘅年貨。8964 copyright protection435PENANAZnNXWpGMEv 維尼
要大舅父同埋大舅母兩個人清晒一盒藍罐曲奇,唔怪得佢會死狗咁嘅樣啦。8964 copyright protection435PENANA9lP80hpJuw 維尼
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再望向二舅父嗰邊,佢哋一家前面係乜都冇嘅,由此可以知道二舅父嘅推測係冇錯嘅。8964 copyright protection435PENANAqoaXHqh6XV 維尼
四姨媽嗰張紙上面寫嘅嘢,應該已經一早比婆婆食咗,所以換言之,二舅父喺呢個回合係直接自動勝出嘅。8964 copyright protection435PENANAW5EMQUewiS 維尼
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至於五舅父同埋河馬呢,呢個時候已經唔見咗啦,因為佢哋已經衝咗入去廚房開始煮鮑魚麵。8964 copyright protection435PENANAR0akjiubgQ 維尼
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「唔好掛住望人啦,搞掂自己先啦。」我老豆拍一拍我,令我重新注視返眼前32樽的滴雞精。8964 copyright protection435PENANA6l2XIE2jcx 維尼
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「都冇咩好搞掂㗎啦,嗱嗱聲分咗去飲晒佢啦。」我搖住頭咁講。8964 copyright protection435PENANAsbEwvfqhIn 維尼
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「阿仔,你真係太年輕啦。你知唔知道本身雞精呢樣嘢係好熱氣㗎?然後滴雞精係雞精嘅精華,換言之係更加熱氣嘅。平時雞精飲一兩樽啦,都已經會令人爆曬暗瘡。而家我哋要一口氣,每人起碼飲10樽,我諗我哋塊面爆到月球表面咁樣都搞唔掂。」老母嘅表情令到我幻想到呢件事有幾咁災難。8964 copyright protection435PENANAhabZDZWlPM 維尼
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「算啦老婆,塊面爆瘡都好過連個頭都爆埋。」老豆一手拎起咗第一樽滴雞精,「放心啦老婆,就算你成塊面都係暗瘡,我都係咁愛你。」8964 copyright protection435PENANAA0vhgDLjDn 維尼
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「老公。」老母聽到老豆嘅愛的宣言,毫不猶豫咁拎起咗另一樽滴雞精,含情脈脈咁樣望住老豆,「不求同年同月同日生暗瘡,但求同年同月同日飲雞精。」8964 copyright protection435PENANARvTFYOl9lZ 維尼
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「老婆,就算你之後好多暗瘡,我都會幫你啜哂啲膿出嚟。」8964 copyright protection435PENANAIabWly0euP 維尼
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如果唔知情嘅人望到,仲以為佢兩條友拍緊「羅密歐與茱麗葉」,飲樽滴雞精飲到好似兩個人準備飲毒藥殉情自殺咁樣。8964 copyright protection435PENANADG0RtI3MTi 維尼
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其實我仲未出Pool ,如果我塊面爆晒瘡嘅話,又有邊個嚟愛我呢?8964 copyright protection435PENANAotwCtmYMrX 維尼
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所以我都事不宜遲,即刻拎起咗一樽滴雞精,一口就啪咗佢。8964 copyright protection435PENANAUclLackHhy 維尼
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乜原來雞精係咁嘅味嘅咩?8964 copyright protection435PENANAtuY8DNT1Bu 維尼
我感覺到我成口都係腥味,嗰種腥味,令我突然間明白咗點解呢一樽野個名叫做「雞精」。8964 copyright protection435PENANAsSIMIhwnkB 維尼
然後噴出嚟嘅口氣,嗅到連我自己都想嘔。8964 copyright protection435PENANACJ74JgX7Kd 維尼
嗰種臭味,令我幻想到一個男廁入面已經充滿黃色尿跡嘅尿兜。8964 copyright protection435PENANAzvZjIOkNKH 維尼
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我望向我老豆老母,佢兩個個樣都係一副想作嘔嘅表情。8964 copyright protection435PENANAgynwBrRkWD 維尼
睇嚟唔係淨係我一個人有呢種感覺。8964 copyright protection435PENANAbfu53P4YG2 維尼
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「唔好諗咁多啦,唔好停,繼續飲。」我老豆一手拎咗一支比佢自己,然後就隊咗一支俾我。8964 copyright protection435PENANAHmRkfzIs9f 維尼
生死攸關,睇來我已經冇得選擇,唯有扮快手咁樣打去第二枝,瞌埋眼一啖飲晒佢。8964 copyright protection435PENANAtSsKWIRTD6 維尼
呢種腥臭味嘅感覺實在太恐怖,我覺得玩完呢個遊戲如果我冇死嘅話,我願意唔食雞一年。8964 copyright protection435PENANAZX83qeLyeU 維尼
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除咗我哋一家喺度瘋狂飲雞精之外,其實其餘嗰幾家人都非常之忙碌。8964 copyright protection435PENANAIYpavjClVL 維尼
大舅父同埋大舅母瘋狂咁樣食緊曲奇餅,廚房嗰邊亦都傳來五舅父同埋河馬係咁睇住到底幾時煮熟晒12個鮑魚麵。8964 copyright protection435PENANAwGpS9WjJXZ 維尼
但係講到最絕望嘅,應該就係四姨媽。8964 copyright protection435PENANA58m1vkSXKl 維尼
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