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當中任教1A班歷史科的史sir，昨天硬是延遲了⼗五分鐘才肯下課後，被余創常叫作了『遲放之⿁』。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrGzkhaC34
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⼗五分鐘，可以⾜夠⼀個⼈在沒有跳過⽚頭曲的狀態下看完半集動漫；可以⾜夠完成五次杏壇中學的校園遊蹤；可以⾜夠杏壇中學附近所有餐廳由冷清變成爆滿狀態。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3iJcdpdVqG
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最後，當錯失⿈⾦⼗五分鐘的羅晨西等⼈看⾒即使是連⿆O勞中，外帶⾷物的隊伍⼈⿓也排出店外時，他們就只能到⼩賣部買炒麵充飢。
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⼩息時段的⼀樓男廁內。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSS6X1zKBLT
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「喂，這是杏壇中學，要四個和風牛肉飯，兩個豚骨拉麵，兩杯凍檸水，四杯凍奶茶。能麻煩十二點四十分送來嗎？」羅晨西開著免提，手機瞟著群組，利落點單。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB15Ay6q2mw
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「是，就是這麼多沒有錯。另外我想問⼀下你們是會送過來學校正⾨是吧？」131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJNMs7GsGD
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「好的，沒有問題，再⾒。」他掛斷了電話，⻑舒了⼀⼝氣。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm68QDiFrWQ
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羅晨西回頭看著眾⼈，⽰意問題已經解決。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgdDnddA7a
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「班會主席英明！」131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqasdFStsGC
「我們以後就不⽤擔⼼吃不到午餐了！」131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbSL0EWcPC
「如今的我們，即使是⾯對『遲放之⿁』也絲毫不懼！」
眾人笑鬧著附和。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjE63ifu9VE
余創常突然拋出⼀個問題：「等等，我們不⽤幫王欣⾬她們叫外送嗎？」131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzb60YpumQN
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「其實Discard 的⽤途是⽤來溝通的，不是⽤來刷bot 經驗的。你沒看到王欣⾬她們已經有在Discard說她們已經另有打算了嗎？」有同學在⽴刻回應余創常的同時，還不忘偷損⼀下余創常在群組的屁孩舉動。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9oN3DFBlzQ
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「錯了，我也是被迫的！你們沒有聽過⼀句話叫『如果故事中出現了⼀把槍，那麼它就應該被發射』嗎？」為了合理化⾃⼰的⾏為，余創常開始解釋。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBLbcGR5n9
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「那個bot既然有等級功能，那我們就要活⽤它。只有在群組發送信息，我們才能升級，想要快速升級，就唯有瘋狂發送信息。」131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LyeBcgujt
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「如果不是我另外開了⼀個頻道給你刷經驗，我懷疑現在我們的discard 群組已經變成第⼆個班群了。」想到之前班群的亂象，羅晨西也⼀陣後怕。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxeuUNRobl8
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「總⽽⾔之，我的洗版是有⽬的性的洗版，和班群中那些沒有意義，為洗版⽽洗版的⾏為完全不同。」余創常作出最後的總結。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX114PntQM1
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「你說是就是吧。」131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98KqqLl5fF
「你不是以為你說得很有說服⼒吧？」131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCIObAlZA1
「你去加⼊杏壇辯論隊吧，它們需要你這樣的『⼈才』。」131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmxuucza8M
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理所當然的，余創常即興創作出來的說法沒有得到⼤家的認可。
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香城的9月是雨季的一部份，所以午膳時段下下雨也不是甚麼奇怪的事。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDna81qlE5T
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午膳時段，⼀⾏⼈正在杏壇中學門外抬著外送的⼤飯盒和飲品走進校舍。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWDQH3tOkx
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「一個飯盒要這麼多人抬？浪費人力，早知道留在上面刷關了！」李宜光撐著傘嘀咕，雨點打在傘上啪啪作響。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPMzyLV45M
在杏壇中學校⽅的眼中，李宜光只是⼀個在分班試中低空⾶進精英班，在不⾜半個⽉內，已經⽋交了三份功課的壞學⽣。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFIwTdSqpo
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但在余創常和羅晨西的眼中，他就是被叫「機神」的強大存在。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYPSXm8o1d
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他是這⼀⾏⼈中遊戲技術⽔平最好的⼀位，操作⼿速已經相等於平常⼈的絕對⼿速。平常看起來只會說廢話的他，⼀到了聯機玩遊戲的時候，就會搖⾝⼀變成為全場最可靠的⼈。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fVKGFLzWY
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「所以為什麼我也會在這裡⋯⋯」不清楚在場的意義，無奈的林正君拿著自己的雨傘跟著⼤隊前進。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVijQbkoOcG
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羅晨西和林正君展開了⼀段沒有營養的對話。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekUM2wX1Zm
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「林正君，你還以為⾃⼰可以置⾝事外？」131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wfoWlQX1A
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「甚麼置⾝事外啊？你們訂外賣本來就不關我的事吧？」131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbL6EVooTYt
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「其實的確與你無關，就是純粹想將你叫過來淋雨。」131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg693q7F1eh
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「我就覺得可疑的了！結果還是被騙了過來。」131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8O4IkAqfm
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吵吵鬧鬧的眾⼈很快就回到了1A班。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xhSOwZEIx
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杏壇中學是批准學⽣在午膳時間留在教室吃飯的，因此1A班內仍然有幾位學⽣在默默吃飯。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuy1S6SRU4
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「哇，你們去了叫外送嗎？」看著眾⼈帶著⼤飯盒回來，正在吃著炒麵的王欣⾬抬頭發問。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4iFVDaklX
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「是啊，我還拿了⼀張宣傳單回來，以後⼤家想點外賣就⽅便多了。」羅晨西在教室內找到⼀個空儲物櫃，把剛搞到⼿的宜傳單塞了進去。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9oXtActBZ
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放完宣傳單，羅晨西突然察覺到不對勁的地⽅，問道：「等等，怎麼你會淪落⾄吃⼩賣部的炒麵？」131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXf4v7DcLCM
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「功課沒交，被扣了紀律分，午膳時間縮到四十分鐘，待會還得去禁閉室，我能吃什麼？」王欣雨越說越氣，瞪著眼像要找人出氣。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUglXPaOeWq
「我之前因為沒交功課被扣分，忘了去禁閉室，結果第⼆天就被告知要去兩天的禁閉室，外加再被扣⼀次紀律分。 」1A班內對禁閉室最為熟悉的李宜光也發話了。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzxipdZyE6
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「不過，如果你在禁閉室裡⾯表現良好的話，是會被提前放出來的。 」131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3igbJBxj3u
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「原來這些校規執⾏得這麼嚴格，不是⽤來嚇⼈的紙⽼虎。」聽到李宜光的分享，羅晨西暗忖。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAN2amjcBQh
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「哇，還有沒有甚麼認罪扣減三分之⼀刑期，獄中表現良好再扣減三份之⼀刑期的設定？」知道校⽅會為⽋交功課的學⽣準備如此嚴苛的懲罰，余創常忍不住出⾔嘲諷。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpro2nQRUf
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雖然眾⼈對學校的校規感到不快，但說再多也不能夠改變現狀。很快，他們有在抽屜偷偷滑⼿機的，有光明正⼤地呼朋喚友玩⼿機遊戲的，有吃完飯跑去做功課的，沒有再討論這個話題。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppIpAeyArU
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四個男⽣⾃成⼀⾓，玩著⼀款需要四⼈聯機的遊戲。 「你射了去哪裡？」看著⼿上的⼿機屏幕，感到難以置信的李宜光皺著眉頭問他的伙伴。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uQD9Nh8FW
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「放⼼啦，其實只是節⽬效果⽽已，⼀直都是有驚無險的。」余創常笑著打了個哈哈。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhESSe0L02t
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「我不想再充值買復活機會了⋯⋯」已經看到結局的李宜光痛苦地閉上了雙眼。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiKhWTRHPq
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「你們玩手機這麼囂張，要是老師巡查，豈不會被⼀鍋端？」林正君一邊寫功課，一邊聽著旁邊的笑鬧，忍不住提醒。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BPs32GmgE
「正常來說應該不怕的，因為我中⽂辯論隊的學⻑說⽼師不會有巡查的習慣。再說我們這裡的⾨已經關上，窗簾⼜已經拉了下來，很難從⾛廊看到我們在做甚麼。」羅晨西有理有據地進⾏解說。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0StXk1G9N
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話剛出口，門鎖咔噠一響。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbA94wvtOP
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門一開，羅晨西等人瞬間化身戰場老兵，手機刷地塞進抽屜，動作快得像演練過。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEYNaXxIKW
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看清來⼈只是普通的同學後，羅晨西鬆了⼀⼝氣。 「不⾏了，林正君你還是幫我們到⾨⼝把⼀下⾵吧，我現在深刻地明⽩到⾃⼰有多天真了。」131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8dHJSQiz3
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剛緩過來的羅晨西已經失去了剛剛解說時的⾃信。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypVlCOjw3s
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林正君放下⼿上的功課，⾛到班房外左顧右盼，活像⼀個正在做虧⼼事的⼩偷。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlhaE3UOTG
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幸運的是，直到午膳結束的鈴聲響起，林正君都沒有發現有任何⽼師來巡查。
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同⼀個午膳時間，社⼯室⾨外。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk17kRCz4rw
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封思諭⼀如往常地倚牆⽽⽴，⼿上抓著⼀本《第二十二條軍規》。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLlnoQyamI
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封思諭認為⾃⼰是⼀個容易分⼼的⼈。 ⼀旦他接收到資訊，他就經常地會⾃動地思考這些資訊有甚麼意思。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQezhRI0RXk
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因此，他無法忍受在看書的時候旁⼈⼀直在向他灌輸不必要的資訊。雖然玩遊戲的⼈溝通的對象不是他，但他們說話的內容總是會溜進封思諭的⽿朵中。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAMQorfYly
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在今天這種情況下，封思諭聽著聽著甚⾄連遊戲中的屬性相剋關係也隱約摸清了，但⾃⼰的閱讀進度則沒有任何進展。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqMe3bZ9M7
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意識到⾃⼰不能再這樣下去，封思諭來到了社⼯室⾨外這個他⾃⼰發現的淨⼟。131Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9quo4ulYQ
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「如果有⼀天⽼師午膳時間來視察環境的話，我們這⼀班⼀定死傷慘重。」想到了⾃⼰來這裏的原因，封思諭這樣想着。
