禮堂的⾼台上,左右各擺著⼀張掛上了橫幅的桌⼦。162Please respect copyright.PENANAPMucI3BYHc
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兩張橫幅雖⼤,但上⾯所寫的只有兩個字。162Please respect copyright.PENANAoNcnDStdBP
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「天下」和「⽉光」,這就是本年度在杏壇中學裡競選學⽣會的兩個候選內閣。162Please respect copyright.PENANAZAgu8udia6
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兩個候選內閣的成員已經坐在台下的⾸兩排位置。 162Please respect copyright.PENANAtojEL4KAjS
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在所有禮堂的椅⼦上,都有著兩個候選內閣的宣傳單張。162Please respect copyright.PENANAbIbNiurYC9
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「⽂具⼤買賣⼂萬聖節⿁屋⼂班際閃避球⽐賽⋯⋯」沒事可做的封思諭看著宣傳單張上兩個候選內閣承諾會舉辦的活動,開始進⾏⽐對。162Please respect copyright.PENANAb0CRtlwSfL
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在兩個候選內閣的計劃中,重複出現的活動有⼗⽉份的萬聖節⿁屋、⼗⼆⽉份的聖誕節歌唱⽐賽、⼗⼆⽉份和六⽉份的⽂具⼤買賣,七⽉份的冷知識問答⼤賽。162Please respect copyright.PENANAxmF3m61QQD
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爭取事項⽅⾯,兩個候選內閣同樣把爭取聯校活動放在第⼀位。162Please respect copyright.PENANAtVWhO6tNSl
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「好像有點奇怪。」封思諭再細看,隱約覺得哪兒不對勁。162Please respect copyright.PENANA2py38F4MCP
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「天下這個名字聽上去就覺得尷尬。」Melody小聲嘀咕。 「有嗎?我覺得很帥氣。」前頭一個男同學聽到她的話後,便立馬反駁。162Please respect copyright.PENANA4TmTYbRK84
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「沒有電競⽐賽啊。」李宜光快速地翻閱過宣傳單張後,失望地垂下了肩膀。 「以我們杏壇的⾵氣來看,辦電競⽐賽是將近不可能發⽣的事。」第二排的陳擇俊扭頭回道。162Please respect copyright.PENANA26sdwpQngQ
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「原來你在這裡啊。」林正君被稍稍嚇到。162Please respect copyright.PENANAt9tcQkzdav
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「喂,不要亂說什麼。」清楚在現在這個時間點失⾔的代價,陳擇俊旁邊的成員內⼼警鈴⼤作。162Please respect copyright.PENANAUzgIaGZxf5
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「我有分⼨。」陳擇俊交待完畢,便接著說:「我們學校是要⾛純樸路線的,電競⽐賽這些類型的活動,恐怕校⽅並不會歸類為純樸的活動,⾃然不能夠舉辦了。」162Please respect copyright.PENANA7Ppki4n2d6
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「想要加⼊學⽣會的話有甚麼要求?」眼⾒陳擇俊已經主動回應問題,羅晨西也不再忌諱雙⽅熟不熟了。162Please respect copyright.PENANAsakRzyjrVT
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「有甚麼要求?」說起來可笑,陳擇俊⾃⼰都不知道⾃⼰是為何被選中為「⽉光」的⼀員的。162Please respect copyright.PENANASi031ru37F
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兩個多⽉前,他只是⾛在路上,就被相熟的學⻑拉進「⽉光」這個候選內閣。162Please respect copyright.PENANA1zXVCSr8K8
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「硬要說的話,我認為是社交能⼒。要有⾜夠的社交能⼒,才會有⼈注意到你。」陳擇俊急中⽣智,編出⼀個有⼀定道理的答案。162Please respect copyright.PENANAAO6X49XxVO
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直⾄「⽉光」的成員被叫上台,陳擇俊都⾃認沒有留下任何處理不當的地⽅。162Please respect copyright.PENANAlSB1K54hP2
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「現在播放⼀號閣 『天下』的宣傳⽚段。」話音一落,場內多餘的燈光刷地全滅,只剩台上聚光燈獨亮。162Please respect copyright.PENANAgj5SQkYf0c
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中⼀級的區域隱約傳來細碎的議論聲,在這個環境下顯得格外引⼈注⽬。162Please respect copyright.PENANAbSh1sQkN7H
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萬眾矚⽬的投形布幕上開始顯⽰影像。 在台上的候選內閣成員正對著台下的觀眾,無法看到對⼿宣傳⽚段的內容,只能根據⾳源和台下學⽣的反應來判斷形勢。162Please respect copyright.PENANA95S1RTEvno
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陳擇俊已經參加過兩次的學⽣會週年⼤會,他⾃然清楚候選內閣的宣傳⽚段⼤約會出現甚麼。162Please respect copyright.PENANAYURBywWkAt
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所謂的宣傳影⽚,無⾮就是候選內閣的成員介紹他們的活動以及政綱,加上⼀些爛梗,務求博君⼀笑,以吸引選票。162Please respect copyright.PENANAHwuojcUmYG
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理所當然地,「天下」的宣傳⽚也是跟從這個格式。162Please respect copyright.PENANAR3aGRwInyV
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「這⼀年的學⽣會選舉著實缺些⽕藥味。」看到在 「天下」那邊的李宜安在跟⾃⼰招⼿,陳擇俊選擇裝作沒看到。162Please respect copyright.PENANAgvRMm0KDcX
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在上年度的學⽣會週年⼤會前後,IG上的htss_secret 中都必定會出現⼀堆和學⽣會選舉有關的攻擊性帖⽂。 htss_secret 取⾃杏壇中學的英⽂名字的⾸字⺟:hang taan secondary school ,是⼀個讓廣⼤杏壇學⽣匿名投稿的平台。162Please respect copyright.PENANAJL4qNj6Fub
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在這個匿名平台出現後,杏壇中學內的⼤⼩事情的傳播速度以幾何級數竄升,很容易左右同學的看法,因此對學⽣會選舉有著⾮常⼤的影響。 令⼈遺憾的是,到了今年的學⽣會選舉,htss_secret 已經不復存在。162Please respect copyright.PENANAv2BQ1bdDQ5
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在這個匿名平台中,學⽣可以暢所欲⾔,當然不會害怕被學校秋後算賬,但這對於管理htss_secret 這個帳號的管理員來說就不⼀樣了。 看著htss_secret中,學⽣對於校⽅的不滿被公諸於眾,認為會影響到⾃⾝校譽的校⽅早已將htss_secret視為眼中釘。162Please respect copyright.PENANARcFzuPqsc5
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有⼀天,管理htss_secret 的管理員猝不及防地被校⻑密室詔⾒。162Please respect copyright.PENANAh90rbmSTLf
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沒有⼈知道管理員⾝份的⾵聲是從哪裡⾛漏的,⼤家唯一知道的是htss_secret由那⼀天開始就消失了。
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在「天下」的主席介紹過他的內閣成員後,「⽉光 」的宣傳影⽚隨即開始播放。162Please respect copyright.PENANAedErQ5aTn6
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最先響起的是⾙多芬的《⽉光奏鳴曲》。162Please respect copyright.PENANANwRdBFhfoY
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畫面裡,一個十字架模樣的紙殼歪在角落,上面貼著張A4紙,歪歪扭扭寫著「月光大劍」。162Please respect copyright.PENANALd8awCcEnq
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「⽉光」的主席⾛近,張⼤了嘴說道:「這把劍⋯⋯莫⾮就是傳說中的⽉光⼤劍?」162Please respect copyright.PENANAViMeTmDoaB
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有爛梗。162Please respect copyright.PENANATEw473yN6s
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字幕:⼗⽉ 萬聖節⿁屋162Please respect copyright.PENANAcPnHKBF9Qo
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「我的教會獵⼈⋯⋯是否都成為充滿榮耀的堅強戰⼠了?」⼀把故作低沉的聲⾳在關燈的教室內響起。 為了盡⼒營造恐怖的氣氛,「⽉光」的技術⽀援部特意把畫⾯調暗了。162Please respect copyright.PENANAOnV8R9MwPy
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「哇⿁屋有⿁啊!」兩個「⽉光」的副主席盡⼒地尖叫着。162Please respect copyright.PENANAebmN4A0hVh
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「⽉光」的主席拿著剛才的爛紙⽪,作勢劈開房⾨,劈出⼀個廉價的爆炸特效。162Please respect copyright.PENANAy8CNicyxbs
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「我要代表⽉光懲罰你!」爆炸特效過後,⽉光主席把門拉開,把紙⽪指向前方。162Please respect copyright.PENANAPc8jgYTBlF
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在出現這些反智劇情時,台下明顯傳來⼀⼤浪哄笑聲。162Please respect copyright.PENANA4czCuh0YaC
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有活動介紹。162Please respect copyright.PENANASDiaF4vSA1
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字幕:爭取事項 成本價賣⽔162Please respect copyright.PENANAyNYJbR8wyp
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「⽉光」的主席看到⽤A4紙寫成的價格表後,裝作憤怒地⼤喊:「⼀瓶⽔要⼆⼗塊?你當這裡是迪迪尼?」162Please respect copyright.PENANAZToSc9HkvO
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「我只是個NPC,你跟我說這些也沒有⽤。」「⽉光」的會計無奈地說著。162Please respect copyright.PENANAn0sIFqXJLC
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「⽉光」的主席突然⾯對鏡頭說:「我們 『⽉光』承諾為⼤家爭取成本價賣⽔!」162Please respect copyright.PENANASQiQQ4f4OV
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有政綱宣傳。162Please respect copyright.PENANAidbeRvIkK7
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鏡頭⼀轉。162Please respect copyright.PENANA65Q13Pj2g4
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「這就是我們宣傳⽚的構思?」「⽉光 」的主席坐得筆直,正在閱讀宣傳影⽚的劇本,說話的語氣令⼈猜不透他現時的想法。162Please respect copyright.PENANA5WfaYZTDzQ
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「是啊,你不覺得最後打破第四⾯牆的設定很有新意嗎?」「⽉光」的宣傳拿著一份電玩遊戲「血源詛咒」的宣傳海報說著。162Please respect copyright.PENANAqOZf9zsZwB
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「豈有此理!血源詛咒根本過氣遊戲來的,那有中學生會看得懂!」看到主席突然拍案⽽起搶奪劇本,兩個早有準備,站在⾝旁的成員拉住了主席。162Please respect copyright.PENANAvxxrWcbk8v
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「不要啊主席,我們已經沒有任何預算拿去買A4紙寫新劇本了。」會計也在⼀旁發話。162Please respect copyright.PENANAqkldNYHyky
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「既然如此⋯⋯那只好這樣做了。」主席說出這句話後,⼀段緊張的⾳樂跟著響起,隨後畫⾯逐漸變暗, 畫⾯突然變成操場。162Please respect copyright.PENANAezyBo3FzVI
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在宣傳影⽚的最後,「⽉光」的⼗五位成員⿑聲喊出:「我們是⼆號閣『⽉光』,請⼤家投我們⼀票!」162Please respect copyright.PENANAiQgavZkmdM
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「台下的反應感覺和往年⼀樣,我還以為今年我們的影⽚會不合⼤眾⼝味。」 陳擇俊只是「⽉光」內部⼀個普通的常務委員,對宣傳影⽚的劇本沒有任何有⼒的發⾔權。162Please respect copyright.PENANATK54TpkWR7
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瞥見後台現任學生會主席越走越近,陳擇俊心知質詢環節要開場了。162Please respect copyright.PENANA00ngbA75r2
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如果說宣傳影⽚是候選內閣的基礎分,那接下來的質詢環節就是加減分的地⽅。 如果候選內閣在質詢環節拿出荒謬的答案,候選內閣的形象將會跌⾄⾕底。162Please respect copyright.PENANAuDF6EI4heJ
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「接下來是質詢環節。」 整場選舉的成敗,可能就在此⼀舉。