禮堂的⾼台上，左右各擺著⼀張掛上了橫幅的桌⼦。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Uiz4aURL6
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兩張橫幅雖⼤，但上⾯所寫的只有兩個字。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXKOsegsK0
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「天下」和「⽉光」，這就是本年度在杏壇中學裡競選學⽣會的兩個候選內閣。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRYrIX8V4v
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兩個候選內閣的成員已經坐在台下的⾸兩排位置。 159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRFmSpT42a
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在所有禮堂的椅⼦上，都有著兩個候選內閣的宣傳單張。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMM0TFxowAA
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「⽂具⼤買賣⼂萬聖節⿁屋⼂班際閃避球⽐賽⋯⋯」沒事可做的封思諭看著宣傳單張上兩個候選內閣承諾會舉辦的活動，開始進⾏⽐對。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnC5YnRNDIa
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在兩個候選內閣的計劃中，重複出現的活動有⼗⽉份的萬聖節⿁屋、⼗⼆⽉份的聖誕節歌唱⽐賽、⼗⼆⽉份和六⽉份的⽂具⼤買賣，七⽉份的冷知識問答⼤賽。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUCYSrSOZC
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爭取事項⽅⾯，兩個候選內閣同樣把爭取聯校活動放在第⼀位。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QWr2sjVhc
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「好像有點奇怪。」封思諭再細看，隱約覺得哪兒不對勁。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTlgSLzsy9
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「天下這個名字聽上去就覺得尷尬。」Melody小聲嘀咕。 「有嗎？我覺得很帥氣。」前頭一個男同學聽到她的話後，便立馬反駁。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgVHuREi4l
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「沒有電競⽐賽啊。」李宜光快速地翻閱過宣傳單張後，失望地垂下了肩膀。 「以我們杏壇的⾵氣來看，辦電競⽐賽是將近不可能發⽣的事。」第二排的陳擇俊扭頭回道。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLhATc9CDh
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「原來你在這裡啊。」林正君被稍稍嚇到。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MraxllYVW
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「喂，不要亂說什麼。」清楚在現在這個時間點失⾔的代價，陳擇俊旁邊的成員內⼼警鈴⼤作。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oQP6eFtBS
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「我有分⼨。」陳擇俊交待完畢，便接著說：「我們學校是要⾛純樸路線的，電競⽐賽這些類型的活動，恐怕校⽅並不會歸類為純樸的活動，⾃然不能夠舉辦了。」159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKiurQzQ0F
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「想要加⼊學⽣會的話有甚麼要求？」眼⾒陳擇俊已經主動回應問題，羅晨西也不再忌諱雙⽅熟不熟了。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ636KZPhxRn
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「有甚麼要求？」說起來可笑，陳擇俊⾃⼰都不知道⾃⼰是為何被選中為「⽉光」的⼀員的。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqxEQlT6Tu
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兩個多⽉前，他只是⾛在路上，就被相熟的學⻑拉進「⽉光」這個候選內閣。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv608204iph
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「硬要說的話，我認為是社交能⼒。要有⾜夠的社交能⼒，才會有⼈注意到你。」陳擇俊急中⽣智，編出⼀個有⼀定道理的答案。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKKXpErcmB
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直⾄「⽉光」的成員被叫上台，陳擇俊都⾃認沒有留下任何處理不當的地⽅。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2n55rzHHO
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「現在播放⼀號閣 『天下』的宣傳⽚段。」話音一落，場內多餘的燈光刷地全滅，只剩台上聚光燈獨亮。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtvn4tS7rk
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中⼀級的區域隱約傳來細碎的議論聲，在這個環境下顯得格外引⼈注⽬。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjyoogatS1
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萬眾矚⽬的投形布幕上開始顯⽰影像。 在台上的候選內閣成員正對著台下的觀眾，無法看到對⼿宣傳⽚段的內容，只能根據⾳源和台下學⽣的反應來判斷形勢。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtmrQeIwZk
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陳擇俊已經參加過兩次的學⽣會週年⼤會，他⾃然清楚候選內閣的宣傳⽚段⼤約會出現甚麼。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fEEVkc13u
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所謂的宣傳影⽚，無⾮就是候選內閣的成員介紹他們的活動以及政綱，加上⼀些爛梗，務求博君⼀笑，以吸引選票。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTgGWAeHQY
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理所當然地，「天下」的宣傳⽚也是跟從這個格式。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbt0eyvsaP
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「這⼀年的學⽣會選舉著實缺些⽕藥味。」看到在 「天下」那邊的李宜安在跟⾃⼰招⼿，陳擇俊選擇裝作沒看到。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JSxnqTpRP
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在上年度的學⽣會週年⼤會前後，IG上的htss_secret 中都必定會出現⼀堆和學⽣會選舉有關的攻擊性帖⽂。 htss_secret 取⾃杏壇中學的英⽂名字的⾸字⺟：hang taan secondary school ，是⼀個讓廣⼤杏壇學⽣匿名投稿的平台。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5YDcNzd1n
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在這個匿名平台出現後，杏壇中學內的⼤⼩事情的傳播速度以幾何級數竄升，很容易左右同學的看法，因此對學⽣會選舉有著⾮常⼤的影響。 令⼈遺憾的是，到了今年的學⽣會選舉，htss_secret 已經不復存在。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9S1ga99YdP
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在這個匿名平台中，學⽣可以暢所欲⾔，當然不會害怕被學校秋後算賬，但這對於管理htss_secret 這個帳號的管理員來說就不⼀樣了。 看著htss_secret中，學⽣對於校⽅的不滿被公諸於眾，認為會影響到⾃⾝校譽的校⽅早已將htss_secret視為眼中釘。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PXvrEEcfX
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有⼀天，管理htss_secret 的管理員猝不及防地被校⻑密室詔⾒。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjh6yH5CulU
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沒有⼈知道管理員⾝份的⾵聲是從哪裡⾛漏的，⼤家唯一知道的是htss_secret由那⼀天開始就消失了。
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在「天下」的主席介紹過他的內閣成員後，「⽉光 」的宣傳影⽚隨即開始播放。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpdH4JnY78
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最先響起的是⾙多芬的《⽉光奏鳴曲》。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqTnPjg6fu
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畫面裡，一個十字架模樣的紙殼歪在角落，上面貼著張A4紙，歪歪扭扭寫著「月光大劍」。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnojqm9B660
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「⽉光」的主席⾛近，張⼤了嘴說道：「這把劍⋯⋯莫⾮就是傳說中的⽉光⼤劍？」159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BTY8zL4fR
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有爛梗。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1rpx9j2yv
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字幕：⼗⽉ 萬聖節⿁屋159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVqfvqDTvE
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「我的教會獵⼈⋯⋯是否都成為充滿榮耀的堅強戰⼠了？」⼀把故作低沉的聲⾳在關燈的教室內響起。 為了盡⼒營造恐怖的氣氛，「⽉光」的技術⽀援部特意把畫⾯調暗了。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNIwkotvCx
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「哇⿁屋有⿁啊！」兩個「⽉光」的副主席盡⼒地尖叫着。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHojah9MePm
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「⽉光」的主席拿著剛才的爛紙⽪，作勢劈開房⾨，劈出⼀個廉價的爆炸特效。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFr1OdlrX4
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「我要代表⽉光懲罰你！」爆炸特效過後，⽉光主席把門拉開，把紙⽪指向前方。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6USQESDP0v
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在出現這些反智劇情時，台下明顯傳來⼀⼤浪哄笑聲。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRWNNEHRQE
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有活動介紹。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzzgJ6pY2n
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字幕：爭取事項 成本價賣⽔159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszxrw7L1oo
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「⽉光」的主席看到⽤A4紙寫成的價格表後，裝作憤怒地⼤喊：「⼀瓶⽔要⼆⼗塊？你當這裡是迪迪尼？」159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjVK2tRPiI
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「我只是個NPC，你跟我說這些也沒有⽤。」「⽉光」的會計無奈地說著。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRxhkfJ1gH
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「⽉光」的主席突然⾯對鏡頭說：「我們 『⽉光』承諾為⼤家爭取成本價賣⽔！」159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtkzxuphVW
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有政綱宣傳。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzV2HEyOHB
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鏡頭⼀轉。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8anTGIojK
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「這就是我們宣傳⽚的構思？」「⽉光 」的主席坐得筆直，正在閱讀宣傳影⽚的劇本，說話的語氣令⼈猜不透他現時的想法。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMnpSc2lkM
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「是啊，你不覺得最後打破第四⾯牆的設定很有新意嗎？」「⽉光」的宣傳拿著一份電玩遊戲「血源詛咒」的宣傳海報說著。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6au1SNV7F0
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「豈有此理！血源詛咒根本過氣遊戲來的，那有中學生會看得懂！」看到主席突然拍案⽽起搶奪劇本，兩個早有準備，站在⾝旁的成員拉住了主席。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KMj8aVysh
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「不要啊主席，我們已經沒有任何預算拿去買A4紙寫新劇本了。」會計也在⼀旁發話。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EQsVJXosC
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「既然如此⋯⋯那只好這樣做了。」主席說出這句話後，⼀段緊張的⾳樂跟著響起，隨後畫⾯逐漸變暗， 畫⾯突然變成操場。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSs6uGYkNL
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在宣傳影⽚的最後，「⽉光」的⼗五位成員⿑聲喊出：「我們是⼆號閣『⽉光』，請⼤家投我們⼀票！」159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvIc5u76De
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「台下的反應感覺和往年⼀樣，我還以為今年我們的影⽚會不合⼤眾⼝味。」 陳擇俊只是「⽉光」內部⼀個普通的常務委員，對宣傳影⽚的劇本沒有任何有⼒的發⾔權。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oNrjoo303
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瞥見後台現任學生會主席越走越近，陳擇俊心知質詢環節要開場了。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAh6v3IqY6D
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如果說宣傳影⽚是候選內閣的基礎分，那接下來的質詢環節就是加減分的地⽅。 如果候選內閣在質詢環節拿出荒謬的答案，候選內閣的形象將會跌⾄⾕底。159Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcHfsWGIPj
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「接下來是質詢環節。」 整場選舉的成敗，可能就在此⼀舉。
