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    katiegoesmew
    katiegoesmew
    I'm not interested in art commissions, line art adaptions, or book promotions.

    Now that we've got that out of the way, welcome to my writing sandbox! I'm a freelance editor/writer using Penana as an escape from reality and a place to experiment with my writing. Though I torment my protagonists unfairly, I always provide them with toilets, because I can't fathom a world without plumbing. And I give them happy endings. With toilets.

    Consent is HOT. Spread the word in the name of better, healthier romance stories.

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    - Of Ice and Snow

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But What Really Happened?
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Starting With a Pine Cone: Part 1
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Lily is a snow witch with powerful magic and a quick temper. Not the best combination. But she keeps to herself, and the few people she lets get close know she has a good heart, and that’s enough for her. She doesn’t need any drama in her life.​​​​​​​

Too bad she got me as an author.

Her next-door neighbor, Pipaluk, is a mad scientist. A good one. His wife, Emma, makes sure of that. She’s basically a saint, putting up with his random explosions while raising their two children and mothering Lily every chance she gets. But Santa’s elves are known for their quick wit and adaptability, after all, and she’s no different.

Then there’s Lily’s meddling family. They’re in the North Pole, and she’s not, and that’s how she likes it. Unfortunately, her cousin Crystal still calls to pester her, and her aunt Gemma still meddles in her life. They may or may not trigger Lily’s blizzard-inducing rage from time to time, resulting in out-of-season snowstorms, snowbound towns, and confused meteorologists worldwide.

Good thing Lily has a fairy godmother. Wendy is always around to clean up Lily’s messes without her goddaughter ever knowing. It’s a full-time job, especially since giving Lily what she needs instead of what she wants is even harder than erasing the snow witch’s existence from her human neighbors’ minds every time it snows.

NASA can’t figure out the strange weather phenomena. Boris needs an enchantress for his newest book. Santa needs Boris’ new book pronto before Mrs. Claus throws a fit.

Yeah, Lily definitely got the wrong author if she wants a drama-free life

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#1
Introduction
1 Like
204 Reads
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#2
Pet Sitting
1 Like
368 Reads
0 Comments
#3
Winter Wonderland
1 Like
285 Reads
0 Comments
#4
Frosty the Danceman
1 Like
277 Reads
0 Comments
#5
Mr. Raccoon
1 Like
284 Reads
0 Comments
#6
Dreams
1 Like
278 Reads
0 Comments
#7
When I Get Older, Losing My Hair
1 Like
264 Reads
0 Comments
#8
Bedtime Story
1 Like
242 Reads
0 Comments
#9
Plan C: Part 1
1 Like
233 Reads
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#10
Plan C: Part 2
1 Like
52 Reads
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#11
When Google Fails
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214 Reads
0 Comments
#12
Brainstorming: Part 1
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165 Reads
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#13
Brainstorming: Part 2
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29 Reads
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#14
Peking Duck
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168 Reads
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#15
This is Where It Gets Dark
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148 Reads
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#16
Murder and a Movie: Part 1
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147 Reads
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#17
Murder and a Movie: Part 2
1 Like
34 Reads
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#18
But What Really Happened?
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156 Reads
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#19
Starting With a Pine Cone: Part 1
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140 Reads
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#20
Starting With a Pine Cone: Part 2
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#21
The Curse: Part 1
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#22
The Curse: Part 2
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140 Reads
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#23
Emma to the Rescue: Part 1
1 Like
100 Reads
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#24
Emma to the Rescue: Part 2
1 Like
37 Reads
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