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我哋等咗幾個鐘頭，等到太陽落山，肥媽話日光日白好難請鬼上身。出面班學生哥喺度由朝早睇到晚，有幾個仲忍唔住走埋入嚟見工，皮蛋王即場同佢地interview仲請埋，講明要送深夜撞鬼外賣，班學生哥聽到不知幾興奮，仲話會上連登post出黎。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpSX95IDlS
天已經黑晒，肥媽擺好咗個陣，點晒香，現場問米班學生哥睇到大叫過引，話麥記搵埋麥當奴叔叔出嚟問米都係第一次見。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabbCNEwRF6
肥媽開始前再三叮囑：「如果一陣我有D乜野唔對路，記得一巴車埋嚟車醒我呀！唔係我可能畀佢拖埋落去㗎！」講完之後，佢就開始咗個招魂儀式。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVHLba8gcD
只見肥媽成個人震晒，雙眼反白，塊面由紅轉青，雙手不斷拍枱，陰聲細氣咁話：「Bobby仔⋯⋯你喺邊呀？」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTokmeGiAX5
我哋成班幾乎氣都唔敢抖，驚會嚇走Bobby。紫雲大師竟然喺呢個時候自己去廚房攞咗個豬柳蛋漢寶同齋啡出嚟食，點知皮蛋王要收返佢錢，話未成事數要照計，紫雲大師面撚黑黑咁比返錢佢，仲問佢齋啡係咪任飲，皮蛋王話早餐就係，依家要逐杯計。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5fbr0FUzM
見到肥媽面都青埋，唔知係度up乜春，忽然成個身震咗一震，睜開雙眼，大叫：「皮蛋王你個冚家富貴！」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGLhIvArlw
皮蛋王：「我屌你呀，你邊撚個呀你？」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PYiJzYUmP
肥媽：「花柳強呀冚家產！」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnM6uQ5cZZe
花柳強係皮蛋王D骨友，早排先至花柳菌入血過咗身。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45kID93G6P
皮蛋王：「喂，我哋唔撚係搵你呀，你過主啦！」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJxmkWcEJz
花柳強：「咩呀！上撚咗嚟又話唔係搵我，你玩野呀？信唔信我捉撚埋你落去吖嗱？」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1uZsh4phe
皮蛋王塞咗D陰司紙埋去比佢：「係啦係啦，最撚猛就係你，當我唔著，你攞D錢落去叫雞啦，唔撚好阻住我哋做正經野！」之後一巴車埋肥媽塊面，打到佢鼻血都流埋。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCkxSiiWeP
肥媽震咗一震，好似醒返，捽住個鼻：「嘩，仲流鼻血添，緊係熱氣頂。點呀？Bobby上咗嚟未呀？」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZX4rkdLBZf
達叔：「花柳強就上咗嚟，仲揸咗你個波兩吓，好在皮蛋王叫醒你，唔係佢強姦埋你都似。」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3Mg6FzCmx
肥媽：「該煨⋯⋯咁你就唔好咁快叫醒我啦⋯⋯或者太耐冇請鬼上身，生疏咗攪錯晒，再嚟過！」講完又再咪埋眼口up up。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBmcT6cgwG
Up左兩up，肥媽又爭開雙眼：「達仔！達仔！」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1ZMOP3UtA
達叔：「媽媽？係咪你呀媽媽？我好掛住你呀！」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡea8Bf1PrEJ
肥媽：「達仔你叫我上嚟做乜呀？我同人拍緊拖呀！」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6uGww3oBd
達叔：「媽媽你同邊個拍拖呀？老豆呢？」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbULbgJG4O
肥媽：「你老豆投咗胎啦，我見悶悶哋咪搵個人陪吓囉！」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzVk3BsZFq
達叔：「哦，但係媽媽你唔好蝕底比佢呀！守住你D貞操呀！」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjPqZyoLG8
肥媽：「達仔乜你仲古板過我㗎！你學吓你前面個一男一女啦，話做就做，咁至係人生！」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EejdXm28J
達叔：「媽媽你賣埋保險呀？」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjp8ff1OX8L
肥媽都未開聲，皮蛋王一聲「淫婦」，又一巴車埋去，打到肥媽牙都飛埋出嚟：「嘩！皮蛋王又係你，你又做乜呀？好撚痛⋯⋯」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiA7piSXKe
皮蛋王：「頭先亞達亞媽上嚟，佢係下面勾佬呀，亞達仲駛見人？咪一巴車埋去打醒佢囉！駛撚同佢客氣呀！」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxaV72ggiXj
肥媽：「得啦得啦，即係Bobby未上嚟啦！喂下次唔撚駛你叫我呀！」之後肥媽第三次請鬼上身。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvMnzSabQV
佢忽然掙開眼：「屌你老母！你知唔知我差少少就做撚左超人個孫仔？邊撚個仆街叫我上嚟？」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6seet6YBVC
達叔：「你係⋯⋯」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4rtv8S3B3
皮蛋王：「一聽就知啦！」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjYBGp2401
肥媽：「Bobby呀屌你！」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsWPxRUPz8
Carmen：「佢唔係Bobby！Bobby唔會講粗口㗎！」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2w3HqABNWC
皮蛋王：「係佢嚟啦，佢平時係公司就係咁㗎啦，得你以為佢好撚乖，條撚樣客都照屌㗎。」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87kxiWG0XC
Bobby：「喔，家姐，你都係度呀？」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDZSKNpX0J
Carmen：「Bobby我叫咗你幾多次唔好講粗口呀？」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK791Pc5ttz
Bobby：「家姐，唔係呀，我頭先就嚟投胎㗎啦，超人個孫嚟㗎！機會難逢呀！行運㗎啦我！好彩死撚咗先有咁嘅機會！喂，你哋搵我做乜春呀？」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QKlr0lSud
達叔：「你老婆同個仔有事呀，咁你想去投胎定係度幫手先？」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCfK781HMt
Bobby：「靚妹？靚妹乜野事呀？」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYikeQjeXft
Carmen：「佢⋯⋯佢可能過唔倒今晚，輪到佢啦。」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUld3qOPT8G
Bobby：「你哋仲未搵倒13A？」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEG9jkErb5J
我：「今晚我會同達叔去搵，不過驚靚妹等唔到。」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdW0VLiK4Qy
達叔將成件事話比Bobby知。207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvGH0ntw8v
Carmen：「皮蛋王搵咗位紫雲大師返嚟，話有辦法可以保住佢母子條命，不過要種鬼胎，即係安排女鬼個仔投胎入靚妹度，靚妹揸唔到主意，又好驚，所以先至叫你上嚟想問下你意見。」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZgFq3kOqu
Bobby：「有乜方法都唔緊要，最緊要條命。種啦，我贊成種！」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7aEJDyfAWh
靚妹：「好似好恐怖咁喎⋯⋯」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gZ38UgZkA
Bobby：「靚妹，唔駛怕，我都要去投胎，到時咪又係變咗人哋個仔？你驚係因為你知道佢係鬼仔，其實成件事就係咁，投胎輪廻，規律嚟㗎。」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVARDiA8d3
靚妹：「咁⋯⋯不如你投胎入嚟我度啦，有D親切感。」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkvDoYK48h
Bobby：「吓⋯⋯我通常都係篤入去，唔慣喺你下面出返嚟喎⋯⋯而且家陣係有鬼要攪你，呢個方法係保你平安呀。」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQD5iUC4qtX
大師：「Bobby你好，我係紫雲大師。要順利幫個鬼仔投胎，都仲要你幫忙。」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5pwAfv13J
Bobby：「點幫？唔駛講野我一定幫！」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDmVdKK1tL
大師：「今晚帶個鬼仔嚟呢度。」207Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaE1lLFWLCF
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