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事源我哋成班朋友都知道一對新人喺交友apps認識,本來今時今日,就唔太稀奇。但問題係,我哋位新娘子,喺閨中密友面前一向咩都講。8964 copyright protection179PENANASwGd4who7q 維尼
所以,當佢宣佈結婚一刻,我哋已經成班呆晒。8964 copyright protection179PENANA1fFoz7DH8U 維尼
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「妳唔係話同佢玩玩下,連試用期都未過咩?」8964 copyright protection179PENANA325QaWkgai 維尼
「妳認真?定欠債無同我哋講,個男人幫你還呀?」8964 copyright protection179PENANA7VWSvFhIJH 維尼
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成班朋友都非常驚訝,一來,閃婚。二來,佢好聽啲叫party girl 遊戲人間,唔好聽叫「濫」。8964 copyright protection179PENANAQgsXqAHfr6 維尼
所以,當我哋肯定佢唔係被挾迫,同埋無中降頭之後,我哋都當然答應出席呢個婚禮,仲坐晒同一枱。8964 copyright protection179PENANAoTW3THWIix 維尼
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婚禮如常進行,本來香港婚禮公式到同傳教士做愛一樣,唔駛多介紹之餘,亦唔會有期望。但係,當嗰位外聘職業主持喺台上問兩人問題嘅時候,我哋成枱人,幾乎笑到反肚。8964 copyright protection179PENANA9CxmFOSt7x 維尼
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主持問到一對新人點認識嘅時候,可能有保守老人家同場,佢哋應該夾過,所以就話係朋友介紹識嘅,咁我哋知情嘅,已經互打眼色啦!然後,主持又問佢哋第一次約會係點。8964 copyright protection179PENANAHVXgzYXo8y 維尼
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「佢哋唔係即出咩?」8964 copyright protection179PENANARoXCIMp04M 維尼
「係呀!話Dry咗太耐,放工即約就開房嘛。」8964 copyright protection179PENANA1iOQO1nGYO 維尼
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正當我哋竊竊私語之刻,新娘子答:8964 copyright protection179PENANAY5aaLhJG1R 維尼
「我哋同區返工,佢有日收工話不如約出嚟食個飯,咁我都估到佢想追我,又本來有啲好感,所以就同佢食個飯......」8964 copyright protection179PENANAuZjjbLB4SZ 維尼
未等新娘子講完,我哋枱之中,有位最忍唔到口嘅朋友,已經大爆:8964 copyright protection179PENANATqUwvWIFNP 維尼
「吓!佢哋同區?一個觀塘,一個尖沙咀喎!8964 copyright protection179PENANAwcWfieCt0V 維尼
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我哋忍唔住爆笑,令全場都立刻望過嚟,好彩小妹人急計生,立即舉杯大叫一聲:「飲杯!」8964 copyright protection179PENANAlAtAvBqwuJ 維尼
以為化險為夷之際,主持又問新娘子,新郎有咩吸引到佢。我哋圍內每人記得一樣:8964 copyright protection179PENANABYqEJWewrn 維尼
「自住!」、8964 copyright protection179PENANAAfoRAunTlf 維尼
「有車即出!」、8964 copyright protection179PENANApLUNIXiRFz 維尼
「18cm!」8964 copyright protection179PENANAYZ8MJuZiwg 維尼
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18cm?真唔真呀?8964 copyright protection179PENANA2Fc0Peb0e8 維尼
Well,除非新郎真係生到一個「X樣」,否則,有難有樣睇嘅!8964 copyright protection179PENANAHkOYYcOQrh 維尼
同一問題,主持再問新郎,新娘子有咩吸引,我哋不約而同,異口同聲:8964 copyright protection179PENANAWzozEcmNPQ 維尼
「大波!」8964 copyright protection179PENANA9QM8PmWql6 維尼
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呢種默契,又令我哋勁難忍大笑,好彩今次齊心大叫「飲杯」!8964 copyright protection179PENANAp7qSJcli0k 維尼
然而,新娘子已經怒睥實我哋。8964 copyright protection179PENANA1wMjcBLk6F 維尼
就係咁,幾乎所有接落嚟嘅公式台上對答,都變得異常好笑,特別係當新郎話感謝外父同外母教到個女咁乖咁純嘅時候,我哋差啲噴汽水!8964 copyright protection179PENANADxviqacpCh 維尼
即出開房呀!大佬,有幾純呀!8964 copyright protection179PENANA1nRvL9uYrW 維尼
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當然,新郎應該唔知道,其實佢嘅新婚妻子,早已經同我哋分享過,新郎係佢遇過最有情趣嘅男人啦!8964 copyright protection179PENANAx1hckqxusA 維尼
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所以,敬酒時候,有位飲大咗嘅長輩話:「唔好溝佢咁多,今晚仲要洞房!嘻嘻!」8964 copyright protection179PENANACMYSwjLtbd 維尼
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終於,我哋實在忍無可忍,笑爆全場。8964 copyright protection179PENANAbPcdb1tOGs 維尼
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