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王一博今天心情炸裂,帥氣冷臉直接甩在了會議室那群迷妹面前,毒舌一句懟完,轉身就走,乾淨俐落,帥得像拍電影退場畫面。
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其實這都怪二天前那該死的連鎖事故。
⏪ 兩天前,災難開始倒計時
王一博冷著臉,一邊拿著手機開黑,一邊無語吐槽。
233Please respect copyright.PENANAlGbhzMG6hT王一博:“我去!二爺別浪,小心又落地成盒——苟住,穩住別慌!你要出圈啦——戰哥快去扶!”233Please respect copyright.PENANAVXZzTHFCkp
即使王一博身經百戰,依舊敵不過隊友二爺那神一樣的手殘操作。三人成功團滅,集體成盒,氣得王一博當場爆粗:
233Please respect copyright.PENANAW5JavqTfhg“姓張的!再帶你吃雞我就是棒槌!!”233Please respect copyright.PENANAI38p6Ob9PW
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補充背景:233Please respect copyright.PENANA80wLOWToeI
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其實王一博不是冷臉王,他是慢熱型社恐小社牛。233Please respect copyright.PENANAyPQ2gabrLW
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對熟人會嗨,對外人禁欲冷漠,熟人面前話癆+吐槽王。
這次連續熬夜兩天打遊戲,他累癱了。
☠ 睡神剛剛入眠,命運開始捉弄他
打完遊戲,王一博帥氣撂下一句:
233Please respect copyright.PENANA8grSEVVMBu“戰哥我睡了,別再帶二爺了,你拖不動老古董!”233Please respect copyright.PENANAsE0mHNyqib
結果——
他從早上九點一口氣睡到下午四點,眼看著能躺屍續命,忽然——
越洋電話響了。
看到來電人那串熟悉的“哈福橋斯教授”,王一博那股起床氣瞬間憋回肚子裡去,還得強裝乖巧開口:
233Please respect copyright.PENANAqt8rF7p01T“Hello
Prof您說啥?”233Please respect copyright.PENANAOquuw1ru7S
結果那老頭全程用「我很自豪我中文說得好」的標準雞同鴨講,說了一堆王一博連蒙帶猜的中英夾雜版亂碼。
好不容易總算聽懂了重點——
有人寫了篇潦草手寫的醫學心得,還用篆書繁體寫的。
外國醫學界大佬們直接全員原地爆炸:
「這寫的啥?」233Please respect copyright.PENANAKpan3ffKbK
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「這是古文嗎?」233Please respect copyright.PENANAjXQ3i2jY3V
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「能不能叫你學生幫忙翻譯啊?」
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最後的救命差事,自然落到了哈福橋斯唯一華國得意門生王一博頭上。
當王一博硬著頭皮研究那篇手寫篆書,看懂內容後,只想罵髒話:
233Please respect copyright.PENANAhaEE3cwYJx“這位醫學界大佬,純屬無聊人上人,純耍人玩!”233Please respect copyright.PENANA3Sfq5k6HqS
王一博翻譯完這篇謎之心得,已經是第二天凌晨兩點。
他倒頭就睡,心裡暗暗發誓:
「天王老子來了也別想吵醒我!」
結果——三秒鐘後,手機又響了。233Please respect copyright.PENANA0ocNTRvO4r
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來電顯示:孫子。
肖戰來了。
☎ 肖戰出場:萬年禍害
王一博頂著半死不活的理智接起:
233Please respect copyright.PENANARJaI9m4Xv2肖戰那頭元氣滿滿:“崽ㄦ啊~~”233Please respect copyright.PENANAsXI8PUFTDj
233Please respect copyright.PENANA4efuSv9AQL“你那條寶貝魚突然掉鱗啦!可能要禿,快來看最後一面!”233Please respect copyright.PENANAuedikzwSlB
233Please respect copyright.PENANAvvb9s5zQsp“放心,它還有口氣!”233Please respect copyright.PENANAkBvQkLUhnE
王一博瞬間黑臉:
233Please respect copyright.PENANAmxrNhIS8lV“哥,親哥!你老實交代!你對我的魚做了什麼?我保證不生氣。”233Please respect copyright.PENANAmhTU7Cz2dv
肖戰語氣無辜:
233Please respect copyright.PENANAgJULuAHxFI“昨天人家送我兩條風水魚,虎頭跟紅血龍,看牠們可愛嘛,就跟你的魚放一起了……”233Please respect copyright.PENANAFcrV3u6NrO
結果現在,你的寶貝魚快禿了。
233Please respect copyright.PENANA4Fipd2Zhz9王一博:“……你把食肉魚和錦鯉放一池子裡養??!!”233Please respect copyright.PENANA63h3S8bvte
怒氣值爆表的王一博當即衝去寵物中心——
🐟 實地探查:全是假警報!
結果到現場,發現魚群活得比他還精神,在水裡快樂吐泡泡。
肖戰人也不見了。
王一博氣到內傷,冷臉坐進館長辦公室,咬牙打電話:
233Please respect copyright.PENANAyejkKBFPpV王一博:“你人在哪?”233Please respect copyright.PENANAhFKhaZRpjZ
肖戰語氣淡定:
233Please respect copyright.PENANANgLDGB32gm“在家啊~”233Please respect copyright.PENANAanBp4qGJST
王一博咬牙:
233Please respect copyright.PENANArWAPlWZOW2“你再說一次試試看。”233Please respect copyright.PENANAmeUvgxqxp3
這時肖戰語氣一轉,裝認真:
233Please respect copyright.PENANADuZl7nmLhK“我受傷了,手破了個口子,必須在家休養幾天。”233Please respect copyright.PENANAlbSGHodS75
233Please respect copyright.PENANAuNDAYXXGu0“早上切火腿的時候切破皮了,真可怕!”233Please respect copyright.PENANA2ohClexFS4
王一博:“……”
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肖戰此時還想裝可憐裝病假,想讓王一博幫忙頂班。
王一博沉聲威脅:
233Please respect copyright.PENANA5siScaKaDc“再不來,你後院那顆快成材的樹,就保不住了。”233Please respect copyright.PENANALLwKGlTsg2
肖戰秒慌:
233Please respect copyright.PENANA3pNRru79pu“崽兒啊!別衝動!我馬上來上班啊!”233Please respect copyright.PENANA9UgQlH9cvf
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王一博起床氣尚未平息,結果今天在會議室,誰都別想討他好臉色看。
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