我的名字是方潤宜，聖華書院的社會科老師。
本來社會科就比中英數之類的主科輕鬆，工作上也不容易積累壓力。偏偏今年我被指派為6EX班的班主任，說到這個我的胃就開始隱隱作痛……255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSM6KvGmtP
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跨校合作特殊教育模式，讓不同文化背景的學生共冶一爐，互相交流，分享經驗，探討對學習產生的影響，其真實目的是大型相親活動——噢，這個你們聽過了？255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfVbAc53EC
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當我從校董會聽到這個計劃時，我果斷確定那些老頭子全都戀愛喜劇看多了！255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpk1UsxeyEQ
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應對少子化是一個複雜的問題，需要綜合多種因素進行考慮和處理。正確的做法是改善家庭經濟環境，提供更好的托兒服務，促進工作與家庭平衡，加強性別平等，提供長期照護，宣傳生育，吸引國外移民……對不起，職業病發作。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFUrSP6kM5
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總言之，作為應對少子化的政策，特殊教育模式的成本效益之低，好比開著剷泥車來舀字母湯，再一邊玩拼字遊戲！255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5ESQ0RBGU
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我本人思想守舊，每次討論『中學生應否談戀愛』我都必定投反對票。不應該讓莘莘學子太早接觸男女感情，他們這個年齡只需盡情謳歌青春就好。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfGu8QkYCN
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雖然我打從心底裡反對開班，但這是校董會一致通過的議案，就算我不滿意也只能實行。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4p626Gr0V
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作為特殊班的班主任，被指示的工作只有監視。異性接觸100%OK，倒不如說無任歡迎。
一個月後的最後上課日是情人節，離別的悲傷加上節日氣氛，情侶們坦誠告白，最後在告別派對上OOXX……255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUCu7JFJB6
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扯遠了…扯遠了……255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKG6LemmJCN
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如此這般，一個原本輕鬆賺薪水的職位，如今卻成為我胃痛的病因。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63X1H8ZGlg
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今天的最後一節是自修課，臨近放學各位同學都已經放鬆心神，聊天時忘記要注意音量。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQr9f3z9G9Q
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不過，這不是不能接受的，我也開明地隻眼開隻眼閉。直到那個頭上紮著團子的女生跳出來：255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtPo9p7c9t
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「遊戲時間！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIg5T45wsAm
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「耶耶耶~！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuo4CfQ6xcN
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咦？發生甚麼事了？全班跟著起哄，戴眼鏡的女同學捧著紙箱，到處收集紙卡。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSUeEGyqEE
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甚麼跟甚麼？只有我一個人在狀況外嗎！？255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsoA8uklBO
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團子女生不知不覺就來到教桌旁，帶領著班上氣氛，「大家都寫好了？那麼，準備開始抽獎！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSd7IPthn4P
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「等等！慢著！」我大聲叫停！「你是…荃同學，你們想做甚麼！？」
我認得她，荃春華，校董會標記要重點監察的學生。夠膽在理科室衝浪的超超超問題青年！255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifCmRDtnrT
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「小方真見外喔！和大家一起叫我加里就行！」她搭著我的肩套近乎。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSyNb0ESO9
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『小方』！？到了這個年紀，還有人幫我改暱稱，感覺有點高興！255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFwCuA92GW
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「嘛，玩點小遊戲也不是不行，注意不要玩過頭就好。」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5XJ6vjTEJ
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「嘻嘻，那麼公平起見，就由小方來當裁判吧！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4t0e3kES86
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「我要做甚麼？」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhCmyVrqwe
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「玩法很簡單，從這兩個箱内抽出號碼和指令，然後該座號的同學就要執行紙卡上的命令，很簡單吧？」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6XA7bZDz7
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「不會有奇怪的命令吧？」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZd0YJlf1Kb
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「大概，不會吧？大家應該知道分寸？」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0KyuPP33u
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「……」班房突然鴉雀無聲。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7ojUb83m6
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我：「讓人放心不下！要是太過份，我一定會阻止！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHROOhE2uMp
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加里：「那就由我來身先士卒！小方請抽指令卡！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIplROZ6Agp
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跟學生瞎攪和，像個笨蛋似的。我伸手入箱内，抽出一張紙卡。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7WPl4GViN
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「和一位同學接吻……！！？」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6x8GBsIQT
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一來直接出重頭戲！？這班學生也太離譜了吧！255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBZUQaaJPa
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「誰啊！誰寫這種糟糕的命令！」我大喊道。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2wlvUAbIJ
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「……」加里悄悄舉起手，咬著嘴唇，苦惱地皺眉。一副踩到自己放的地雷的樣子。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEUNzokiBY
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等等，這算被容許的範圍内嗎？為了校董會的計劃順利進行，現在不要干涉比較好？255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6aTg5pqZyR
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雖然加里看來玩得很開，但是這種污辱清白的行為一定要阻止啊！255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSudb9YiyXf
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「那個…既然是我寫的，可以不算數嗎？」加里說。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZIQPq722O
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「開甚麼玩笑！」「親親！」「哈哈哈！你看看你！」「不要逃避啊！」噓聲此起彼落。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlnI0g4pN2
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「可惡！既然如此！沙織！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQk0lbVpEBS
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「在！」眼鏡女生拋出水瓶。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74tTkLnDrT
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加里單手接住，灌飲起來。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVwlwxuchq
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「間接接吻也算接吻！想跟我鬥，還早十年啦！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2TWX1ff16
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「混蛋！」「賴皮！」「把這傢伙拖出去斬！」255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqY3iaN0R1G
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全班跟著起哄。255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3PQKymbhv
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下回待續……255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnTEMvKoQY
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