「呃,那個……」小方老師冷汗直流的臉掃視全班,「我收到一則不得了的投訴,有同學在班房裡OOXX……」186Please respect copyright.PENANAx60X5smBBY
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班上每個人都議論紛紛,忙著交頭接耳。186Please respect copyright.PENANA8PXakacE6k
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肥蔡:「真大膽,好H啊!」186Please respect copyright.PENANAz6WnM4Oomv
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小鳥:「神啊,真是冒犯的罪孽。」186Please respect copyright.PENANAu4iHiGPWZz
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安德魯:「誰啦!真是的!」186Please respect copyright.PENANAsZyrVBQi01
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前排的卡特扭頭過來,意味深長的望向我和加里。186Please respect copyright.PENANAAVChOzwNWy
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我立即搖頭表示否定!186Please respect copyright.PENANADh15BtUNpw
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小方老師揮手要我們靜下,「我想當中一定有誤會,你們這班雖然亂七八糟,也不至於猖狂到這個地步。總之,不要在學校做了。」186Please respect copyright.PENANAixmXcnyrN9
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櫻郎:「沒有否定OOXX,所以在學校以外的地方就可以做嗎?」186Please respect copyright.PENANACvvO9SFTZs
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女王星:「大林,我在甚麼地方都可以啊!」186Please respect copyright.PENANACzeZG612hw
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「誰管你啦!」大林喊過去。186Please respect copyright.PENANACEaNQsSGV8
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黃泉:「為甚麼我的瀏海飛起來了?有沒有人借我梳子?」186Please respect copyright.PENANAwoFw95t8HB
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大家都忘記了催眠時發生的事,只有我們幾個還記得。小丑女抱頭縮成一團,巴不得找洞鑽。另一邊廂,班長扳起嘴臉,用撲克臉掩飾内心的動搖。186Please respect copyright.PENANACBfTz7zZGq
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小方老師再揮手,把沸沸洋洋的氣氛壓下去,「我們回到正經的話題,所有人都聽住。」186Please respect copyright.PENANA74Xqzgap1p
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小方老師語氣鄭重,大家自然坐直了腰。真里也叫醒了吉露露。186Please respect copyright.PENANAKh7vrByT4w
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「今個周末是本校聖華書院成立100週年,到時會舉辦校慶活動,所有的社團都會上台表演。各位也是本校的一份子,届時會負責其中一場表演。題目未定,你們可以自由發揮。」186Please respect copyright.PENANAGljJdEq5fE
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老師說完後,課室一片寧靜。她輕扶眼鏡,對平靜的反應感到不解。186Please respect copyright.PENANAu24YMSPaUg
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我理解她的疑惑,我們這班學生個性強烈,難得有表現自己的機會,反應應該更踴躍才對。186Please respect copyright.PENANAHqzOZEbgeQ
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課室裡漸漸升起一陣悶音,空氣『隆隆』作響。這個聲音,原來是各位躍躍欲試到全身發抖!186Please respect copyright.PENANAFrGXiMqDLC
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人浪洶湧!高漲情緒一觸即發!186Please respect copyright.PENANAiP9dz2CJfe
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「我是班會主席,大家的女王——星家緩!我要辦一場時裝秀!我會把大家都打扮得閃閃生輝,化成閃耀夜空的璀璨巨星!」186Please respect copyright.PENANAwz9Hzw70BT
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「你錯了,不是所有人都喜歡站在鎂光燈下!我是戲劇部的黃泉黑井,我們6EX班人才濟濟,定能演出一齣最棒的舞台劇!」186Please respect copyright.PENANARk9ZPzvUTC
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「我是浣熊!ROCK & ROLL!MOTHERFXXKER!」186Please respect copyright.PENANAzRRI3tn6kw
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「我提議唱聖詩歌頌神明,我是小鳥修女!」186Please respect copyright.PENANALuMWw2VuUI
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「這裡是學校啊,當然要做學術發表!我是真里!我們要對魚鱗膠原蛋白的研究報告做發佈會!這是科學界的重大突破!」186Please respect copyright.PENANAvtj1IPnAuD
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「女僕咖啡廳!!」186Please respect copyright.PENANAhPHU4Cvq10
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「肥蔡!這是校慶,不是文化祭!」186Please respect copyright.PENANAa1R9H6Twde
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「空中特技表演!宣揚宇宙的浩瀚偉大!COSMOS!」186Please respect copyright.PENANAMgXDqoF2Io
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「來場健美秀吧!我們班中有不少運動健將,陣容不輸運動社團,我是木頭!」186Please respect copyright.PENANAMbpfmkXXod
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「我是班長,我要做棟篤笑!」186Please respect copyright.PENANAeqq08yXxIT
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個個爭先恐後發表意見,各種七嘴八舌,小方老師被埋沒在人群中。186Please respect copyright.PENANA0m57p1AYbk
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趁著混亂,卡特拉著椅子坐到我們面前,「好熱烈噢,這樣真的能得出大家都滿意的結果嗎?」186Please respect copyright.PENANAv2pYtlQylG
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「因為大家都愛出風頭,想展現自己最好的一面。」我揶開雜物為他騰出一點空間,「你難道沒有想表演的東西嗎?」186Please respect copyright.PENANAOPvhlCjlcY
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「哎,我除了倒立之外,沒有可以表演的技能。」卡特苦笑聳肩,「我們的花卉鑑賞會可以表演甚麼?」186Please respect copyright.PENANADdJH7jbX3l
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加里搖頭,「如果是攝影展的話,倒是能作出不少貢獻。」186Please respect copyright.PENANAUV3n3Gg5Aj
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卡特笑說,「哈哈,你很適合當記者啊!」186Please respect copyright.PENANADyP47BhPf4
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加里先是大笑,之後頓了一會。她搓著下巴,眼神漸漸亮了起來。這就是她將來成為娛樂記者的契機。186Please respect copyright.PENANA2RLKQtTNGD
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又有人靠近過來,今次是抱著小枕頭的吉露露。186Please respect copyright.PENANAChQAWmdPj2
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「那邊很吵,我要到這邊睡。」她趟開書櫃鑽了進去。186Please respect copyright.PENANAfFXOAwMBkE
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「原來這裡也有窩子呢,像小動物一樣。」卡特吃吃傻笑,這就是他將來成為生物學家的契機。186Please respect copyright.PENANAxOHVvRt2eo
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同學們的爭論持續不休,單憑小方老師根本把持不住。黑板上寫滿雜七雜八的提議,可是大家都各持己見,投票也不能得出有效結論。186Please respect copyright.PENANALCY1bEIegF
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我見放學的鐘聲近了,開始感到憂心,「今個星期就是校慶了,時間無多必須爭分奪秒。今天無論如何都要得出結論才行。」186Please respect copyright.PENANAHBGcgxwsUA
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卡特:「乾脆來一場擂台賽,由勝利者決定表演内容好了!」186Please respect copyright.PENANA51CQDN7R17
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閒言,麻油扭頭過來,「這樣子的話,木頭贏定了啊!」186Please respect copyright.PENANAFceGIX4h1N
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加里:「那麼改為猜拳好了。」186Please respect copyright.PENANAQ59ZK7Un7p
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我:「別開玩笑了!怎麼能如此隨便!」186Please respect copyright.PENANAdifSM671YU
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「「好方法!」」疊加起來的聲音震耳欲聾!186Please respect copyright.PENANA2pfMn72EfC
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白龍:「交給上天做決定,命運的輪盤到底會落到何處。」186Please respect copyright.PENANA8u3l9grTso
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阿夏:「這樣子贏輸也是心服口服了,真不愧是加里。」186Please respect copyright.PENANAoEgV5vmsAO
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哈普瑪:「話先說在頭,我可是很強的。」
小方老師:「事不宜遲,大家圍圈準備猜拳。」186Please respect copyright.PENANAI1bWxBfMxs
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小鳥+亞砂:「神啊,請賦予我們指引。」186Please respect copyright.PENANAKKoazMB1P3
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麻油:「居然祈禱開BUFF!」186Please respect copyright.PENANAVLFGWn7VO1
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女王星:「我們也不能輸蝕,來吧黑井!」186Please respect copyright.PENANAhQ7apqMmPe
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黃泉:「瑪那太亞福音怎樣唸來著?」186Please respect copyright.PENANA9GURlztlUl
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「集合吧宇宙能量,COSMOS!」186Please respect copyright.PENANApIBDLLD5gT
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班長:「讓你們見識泰坦的力量!」186Please respect copyright.PENANAIb791A5ELp
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副班長:「沒有這種東西好不好!」186Please respect copyright.PENANAH3vXZE38xS
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浣熊:「借我妙音天女。」186Please respect copyright.PENANAWEopIsR8sL
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尤莉亞:「噢,在說我們辨才天中學啊?」186Please respect copyright.PENANA6s6eaWDcJk
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我:「變成神仙大戰了!」186Please respect copyright.PENANAuNu0K87FRR
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小方老師:「好了,所有人數三聲,一…二…」186Please respect copyright.PENANASXw5sXYtV6
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突然吹起一陣大風,紙飛機穿過窗戶飄進課室!186Please respect copyright.PENANAjtY0IJvpGO
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紙飛機在加里頭上飛過,所有人的視線都被吸引住,只有她自己沒注意到,「…三!」186Please respect copyright.PENANALkFVxswmqZ
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紙飛機越過課室,從另一邊的氣窗離開。大家的手臂都握實拳頭懸在半空,而加里出了布。186Please respect copyright.PENANAiwJXGyNIJ2
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「哈?」「「欸欸欸欸!!!?」」186Please respect copyright.PENANAGMcsnJzPyk
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小方老師:「勝出者是荃春華加里,校慶表演就交給你負責了。」186Please respect copyright.PENANAuhKjrovUee
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我想……該不會,那是加里之前投出的紙飛機吧……?186Please respect copyright.PENANAfm9s6xru0M
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這奇蹟的大勝利,之後被同學們稱呼為毘沙門的加護。186Please respect copyright.PENANAQH6SNP41YP
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