
They arrived at a secret location and were greeted by four agents: the leader, Agent Smith, Agent Jones, Agent Khan, and Agent Lee, who was a female agent. They all wore black suits and sunglasses, and looked serious and professional.
"Welcome to SAD," Agent Smith said. "You two have been selected to join our elite team of covert operatives. We are the ones who do the dirty work that no one else can or will do. We are the ones who protect America from its enemies, both foreign and domestic."286Please respect copyright.PENANAMQiGmx2SiB
Before we proceed, you need to know that this is a one-way ticket," Agent Smith continued. "Once you join SAD, there is no going back. You will have to cut off all ties with your families and friends, and assume new identities and cover stories. 286Please respect copyright.PENANAe5zqIaJDJ2
You will have to lie, cheat, steal, kill, or do whatever it takes to accomplish your objectives. You will have to follow our orders without question or hesitation. You will have to be loyal to us, and to each other. Do you understand?"286Please respect copyright.PENANAyNtHEIS4i1
"Good," Agent Smith said. "Now, let's get on with the nitty gritty. We have a very important mission for you. We intend to take over the United States!"286Please respect copyright.PENANAhSjrU0XAj0
He then proceeded to explain their plan. They had been secretly working for years to infiltrate and sabotage the government, the military, the media, the economy, and other key sectors of society. 286Please respect copyright.PENANAGFpiYMR5JQ
They had planted moles, hacked systems, spread propaganda, caused chaos, and assassinated targets. They had amassed weapons, funds, allies, and followers. They had waited for the right moment to strike.286Please respect copyright.PENANAJECth0BzSS
"And that moment is now," Agent Smith said. "We have everything we need to launch a coup d'etat and overthrow the corrupt and incompetent regime that is ruining this country. 286Please respect copyright.PENANAEXE2gfT0V8
We have a vision for a new America: one that is strong, free, prosperous, and fair for all. One that is led by us: SAD agents."286Please respect copyright.PENANASmlg06BYsI
He looked at Jake and Vince with a piercing gaze.286Please respect copyright.PENANAAElIHLUem7
"And you two are going to help us make it happen, right?" he said.286Please respect copyright.PENANAuThcD1L5f4
[They still couldn't believe what they were hearing, couldn't believe that these people were CIA agents, let alone SAD agents. Jake couldn't believe that they were being asked to betray their country and join a treasonous plot.]286Please respect copyright.PENANAiC0PY94cuv
They realized that they were in grave danger. If they refused or resisted, they would be killed on the spot. If they agreed or complied, they would be committing crimes against humanity.286Please respect copyright.PENANAfYooeEpnmC
[Pretending to be won over and convinced by the agents arguments. They agreed they were quite impressed by the plan.]286Please respect copyright.PENANAl0CQQ2yl3U
Nodding their heads they said yes.286Please respect copyright.PENANAITNq8q5G2l
They joined SAD.286Please respect copyright.PENANAgTCEpc6gAy
Jake: (whispering) Vince, what are we going to do? We can't go along with this madness!286Please respect copyright.PENANAqzHaXDW22k
Vince: (whispering) I don't know! We have to find a way out of here!286Please respect copyright.PENANA53QJYN0skL
Jake: But how? They have us under constant surveillance! And they have guns!286Please respect copyright.PENANAxuMHD3VhiT
Vince: Maybe we can contact someone from the real CIA! Someone who can help us!286Please respect copyright.PENANAHETrZelF5Z
Jake: But who? And how? We don't have our phones or any other devices!286Please respect copyright.PENANAUuLUist7cW
Vince: Maybe we can use one of theirs! When they're not looking!286Please respect copyright.PENANApULnZ6jDww
Jake: That's too risky! They'll notice!286Please respect copyright.PENANAonJBaIuO12
Vince: Well then maybe we can sneak out! When they're asleep!286Please respect copyright.PENANAS81HTKkMww
Jake: That's too dangerous! They'll catch us!286Please respect copyright.PENANABg7QAqHnYU
Vince: Well then maybe we can fight them! When they're distracted!286Please respect copyright.PENANAmtm8H8O1cG
Jake: That's too suicidal! They'll kill us!286Please respect copyright.PENANAJF0Imbbxrr
Vince: Well then what do you suggest? We can't just sit here and do nothing!286Please respect copyright.PENANAzc2J7P7jtJ
Jake: I don't know! I don't know!286Please respect copyright.PENANAzVWQh4lOrj
Agent Smith: (loudly) Hey, you two! Stop whispering and pay attention! We have a mission for you!286Please respect copyright.PENANARVa9VGxxvT
Jake and Vince: (nervously) Yes, sir!286Please respect copyright.PENANAYMGJCIOYf5
Agent Smith: Good. We're going to hit the White House tonight. You're going to help us get in and take out the president and his staff. Are you ready?286Please respect copyright.PENANAuGJ7h42ta9
Jake and Vince: (reluctantly) Yes, sir!286Please respect copyright.PENANAhmPzg9MlqN
Agent Smith: Excellent. Let's go over the details.286Please respect copyright.PENANAvegagmKt4x
(He shows them a map and a diagram of the White House, and explains their roles and objectives)286Please respect copyright.PENANAVCXjc1m57X
Agent Smith: Any questions?286Please respect copyright.PENANA8iaIQAHUw2
Jake and Vince: (shaking their heads) No, sir!286Please respect copyright.PENANAmZk6tO4B6B
Agent Smith: Good. Then let's move out. We have a country to take over.286Please respect copyright.PENANA4CWgwoUnk9
(They all get into a van and drive away)286Please respect copyright.PENANAyhP27vXIzd
Agent Jones: (driving) So, Jake and Vince, how do you feel about your first SAD mission?286Please respect copyright.PENANAglYDVEP7As
Jake: (lying) We feel honored, sir.286Please respect copyright.PENANAcdLIOsT4cW
Vince: (nervously) We feel ready, sir.286Please respect copyright.PENANARA75NWkhjx
Agent Jones: Good. You should. This is the most important mission of your lives. And ours.286Please respect copyright.PENANAlOZiNd3S1K
Agent Khan: (sitting next to Jake) Yeah, this is it, boys. This is the night we make history.286Please respect copyright.PENANAMGhmjDrHMg
Jake: Yeah, history.286Please respect copyright.PENANAsbKpMguWJH
Agent Khan: Don't sound so excited, Jake. This is a great opportunity for you. You get to be part of something bigger than yourself. Something that will change the world.286Please respect copyright.PENANA0jw2TG7pAP
Agent Khan: Trust me, Jake. You'll thank us later. When you see the new America we're going to create.286Please respect copyright.PENANAZXpuT2Zvv5
Jake: (thinking) If there is any America left.286Please respect copyright.PENANAr5msuUSdx3
Agent Khan: You'll be proud to be a SAD agent, Jake. Just like we are.286Please respect copyright.PENANAbpJ37z1g7F
Agent Lee: (sitting next to Vince) How about you, Vince? How do you feel?286Please respect copyright.PENANAOKMinMnrhV
Vince: (lying) I feel good, ma'am.286Please respect copyright.PENANAwbogen1KRo
Agent Lee: Good. You should. You're doing the right thing, Vince. You're doing what's best for this country.286Please respect copyright.PENANAURX1camA8j
Vince: (thinking) No, I'm not.286Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZZgITBfe2
Agent Lee: Don't worry, Vince. It won't be easy, but it will be worth it.286Please respect copyright.PENANAQnRYXjYirf
Agent Lee: Believe me, Vince. You'll love the new America we're going to create.286Please respect copyright.PENANAYbihYnBgdy
Agent Lee: You'll be happy to be a SAD agent, Vince. Just like we are.286Please respect copyright.PENANAJrfbNm7Su3
(They arrive at the White House and get out of the van)286Please respect copyright.PENANA6JdBM62JT4
Agent Smith: All right, team. This is it. Remember your roles and objectives. Remember your code names and signals. Remember your loyalty and duty. And remember why we're doing this.286Please respect copyright.PENANAQWu3U35py9
All agents yelled, except Jake and Vince: For SAD! For America!286Please respect copyright.PENANAOv8BXYyQpw
Jake and Vince: (mumbling) For SAD... For America...286Please respect copyright.PENANA4GzoxcchRI
Agent Smith: Good. Now let's go make history.286Please respect copyright.PENANAmdV4pfjWoy
(They split up into two groups and approach the White House from different directions)286Please respect copyright.PENANANpXi8l6YGu
(Jake is paired with Agent Khan and Agent Jones)286Please respect copyright.PENANAJe9CLcqnY9
Agent Jones: Okay, Jake. You're with me and Khan. We're going to enter through the east wing and make our way to the Oval Office. That's where the president is supposed to be right now.286Please respect copyright.PENANAdYJs1nKOLC
Jake: Okay.
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