
原來巴打入左藝術派呀!我都入左食屎派,後你幾日。445Please respect copyright.PENANAEZbw9wtI4Y
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話說前幾日行過旺角,去左洗衣街個公廁度渣水,點知人山人海,屎坑全部lock晒,連尿兜都企滿人,不過好彩,仲有一個冇人用,咁我正想行埋個尿兜之際,發現個尿兜比人屙左督屎上去,仲要係好傳統果隻一氣呵成既蛇形狀。445Please respect copyright.PENANACLQgyszDvY
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心諗,唔怪之得冇人行埋去啦,邊撚個咁冇公德心呀,尿兜都屙得落手.....445Please respect copyright.PENANAJneC5cQZFH
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算!唔理喇,我急到就快瀨,是Q但但,照屙!445Please respect copyright.PENANAOigoYGBNZj
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點知我一拉褲鏈,彈出巨龍之際,就即刻比隔離個西裝友叫停。佢話:「你咪掂佢!佢係我架!」一講完,即刻響腰間度拎出一對銀色既筷子。445Please respect copyright.PENANAytDMphdypU
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唔係想用筷子夾我巨龍吓話?!我當堂俾佢嚇到鳩都縮埋!正當我吞後兩步之際,我後面個MK仔衝左上前,再拎左一對普通木筷子出黎,起勢隊落督蛇形屎度,但係西裝友既反應一D都唔弱,即刻用銀筷子反手叉開MK仔對木筷。445Please respect copyright.PENANAsB78j08Kdg
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西裝友話:「喂!老友,我發現先架喎!」445Please respect copyright.PENANAPdqSAd5fBd
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條MK仔即刻反擊:「大家份屬同門,你一個人都食唔晒架啦,門規有云,獨食難肥呀!」445Please respect copyright.PENANA5msvBOZgPK
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突然!響唔知邊格屎坑度傳黎一把陰沉既大叔聲:「純銀鑄造,淨重七七四十九安士,夾起屎上黎唔會殘留任何痕跡,加上唔似鐵等等既金屬,會有鏽味影響口感,人稱食屎神器,Clean Shit!可惜,我地老一派,通常會比較鐘意用木筷,因為你每食一次,D屎漬就滲左入去,日積月累,對筷子既顏色就代表左你有幾多功力。」445Please respect copyright.PENANAx8rk6FNTE4
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啪!格廁格應聲打開,講野果位大叔出左黎,仲指住督蛇形屎話:「色澤光鮮,水份好夠,仲一氣呵成,證明佢腸道健康,日日飲足八杯水,仲有....每日朝早都會食條蕉先返工。」445Please respect copyright.PENANAGeQJsVEdSn
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嘩,我心諗,有冇咁堅呀,一舊屎可以睇到咁多野?445Please respect copyright.PENANALKoC4cMps1
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西裝友同個MK仔都俾阿叔拋窒左,並且伸出手掌,示意叫阿叔食先。445Please respect copyright.PENANAtu39IvwvJX
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可惜阿叔唔領情,就話:「後生仔,你地食啦,呢D屎阿叔我食得多,食厭喇...」445Please respect copyright.PENANA0rrBaCe9Gy
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啪!阿叔一講完,一位屙完屎既細路響廁格度走左出黎。445Please respect copyright.PENANA7pwPJTQx43
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阿叔俾左廿蚊佢買糖食,之後就極速企埋屎坑,指住馬桶裡面督屎,就話:「識食一定係食呢D!」445Please respect copyright.PENANAWqk5j2vjYl
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我就真係唔識食喇,一句窒埋去:「唔通小朋友D屎好矜貴?」445Please respect copyright.PENANAw1ABXOKy6r
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阿叔fing一fing隻食指,再督一督舊屎話:「你睇下,雖然D屎一舊舊,形狀參差不齊,但係細路仔仲係發育當中,無論消化系統同腸道都未生長完成,往往有唔少營養都會浪費左,而呢D屎就係營養!加上細路仔既屎眼屙屎次數比大人少,會比較嬌嫩,夾出黎既屎先夠滑,唔黐牙!」一講完,阿叔即刻拎出筷子,響個馬桶裡面狂夾D屎黎食。445Please respect copyright.PENANA0T0PJO5qFR
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我睇真D佢食緊既屎,舊舊岩岩慚慚,裡面仲有粒粟米,好似鑲左落去咁,感覺好新奇,唔似你平時去茶記,叫碟豆腐火腩飯,真係有豆腐、真係有火腩,完全比唔到刺激你,屎就唔同,響公廁度,你唔會估到D人食過乜野,舊舊新奇舊舊刺激,就咁望係估唔到咩味,要你真真正正食落去先知甜酸苦辣,咁先係人生!445Please respect copyright.PENANAcxmuDPQLK3
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個西裝友見我睇阿叔食屎睇得咁入神,就問:「hey,我地陣間響對面商場廁所搞左個party,你有冇興趣join?」445Please respect copyright.PENANAS3QNeADxUe
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我諗都冇諗,即刻打俾條女,叫佢今晚食自己,屙埋督尿之後就跟埋個西裝友行,正式加入左食屎派。445Please respect copyright.PENANAUt8pX6DUYd
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