原來,John和天娜,是在教會結識的。70Please respect copyright.PENANACbQrSmJzqN
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也原來,2003年7月,那短期課程結束後,肥妹和我,也做了一份類似的半年4K工,分別是我在大埔某政府部門,肥妹在元朗某青少年中心。70Please respect copyright.PENANAmbOxBiL9lH
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2003年9月,大埔4K工的同事的柴娃娃BBQ,John帶同天娜,結果使天娜和怪獸結成金蘭,更使天娜混進同事圈子,導致「天娜被第1組某男同事個 Friend溝咗 ,甩了John」,引起軒然大波,最後John辭職(但此時的天娜,堅持否認曾和John拍拖,真相只有她和John知道了)。70Please respect copyright.PENANAYolva37MOP
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John辭職後,原來到了元朗某青少年中心,和肥妹成為同事!70Please respect copyright.PENANAiyixay6y6v
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而且,John沒吸取大埔BBQ的教訓。在元朗,有次和同事柴娃娃吃壽司,John竟又帶同天娜參加!70Please respect copyright.PENANA0pEFYFrwvQ
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就是那次吃壽司,肥妹也有參加,因而結織天娜。70Please respect copyright.PENANAk8hxD9ubXY
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世界真細小。70Please respect copyright.PENANALtl9u96Zpi
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看倌認為,天娜是否朋友磁石呢?70Please respect copyright.PENANA1Gk7UINrhT
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大埔BBQ一面之緣,結識怪獸這新朋友;70Please respect copyright.PENANAg2s5Uqi9z7
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元朗吃壽司一面之緣,結織肥妹這新朋友;70Please respect copyright.PENANA5Y4yPQj6d3
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荃灣唱K一面之緣,結識我這新朋友。70Please respect copyright.PENANANRpE9pkMl6
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4月12日晚,肥妹那堆胡言亂語,相信又是冥冥之中天命:給天娜這個朋友磁石,再加一名新朋友,那就是我。如果不是那堆胡言亂語給我製造話題,我未必能和天娜火速混熟。70Please respect copyright.PENANARWDqAjdSHY
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也許,2003年9月時,如果我參加那次BBQ,會否提前近4年結織天娜?70Please respect copyright.PENANAmXoOnHWGne
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深入一點了解天娜後,再次不得不深信冥冥之中天命,萬般皆是命,半點不由人。70Please respect copyright.PENANAWc9TsoHvUi
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天娜人緣相當好,朋友、桃花滿瀉。但難聽講句,她到底憑甚麼?她到底有何魅力?70Please respect copyright.PENANAP4B4vf0rqn
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天娜的樣貌身材,均極之平凡,面部更如月球表面,而且不施脂粉。我敢說,街上的後生女,最少六成比她漂亮。但不知何故,她好像散發著一種正能量,即使甚麼也不說不做,只要她在身旁,就有一種快樂的感覺。可能因此之故,她極多朋友,當中又以男性佔多,當然又多數是兵、厹。70Please respect copyright.PENANAe3y8y5e8bH
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肥妹也留意到,每次見到天娜,天娜也有「朋友」陪同,這些「朋友」全是男,而且幾乎每次不同人。70Please respect copyright.PENANAMCJkCSrDID
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可能是因肥妹的胡言亂語,使天娜有戒心。之後就我所見,如果沒肥妹在的話,天娜未必會帶同那些「男仔Friend」。70Please respect copyright.PENANAJBomOrSV8z
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她全身上下,飾物、NDS、相機、手機(內衣褲就不知),幾乎全不用自己買,「D Friend送既」。70Please respect copyright.PENANAmGu8HcA8RQ
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性格,更是極自我中心、嚴人寬己,甚至自私,《人性的弱點》談及的待人接物態度,她幾乎全是反面教材。有點港女格,覺得男仔蝕底給女仔是應份。兵、厹對她的無限付出,她幾乎照單全收從不面紅。70Please respect copyright.PENANAqE3VucMSjS
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後來,我也受了她不少氣。70Please respect copyright.PENANAi35wjAQO9d
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最簡單的,和她約會,不論是單對單,還是一大班,她十居其八,例遲到半小時起跳,期間還要經常不接電話。她到步後,不要奢想有片言隻字歉意。70Please respect copyright.PENANA5x61VbRPLu
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剩低其二呢?她會早到十多二十分鐘。她一到步,有誰未到,便立即奪命追魂Call。到約定時間,如有人遲到還未齊人,她輕則念念有詞「攪錯呀?準時吖嘛」,重則立即打電話給未到的人破口大罵。70Please respect copyright.PENANAdJiqNhfOi7
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還有不少「只許她自己放火,不准別人點燈」的情況,恕難一一列舉了。70Please respect copyright.PENANAHtENGjyXJC
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這種脾氣性格,換了是其他人(我就不用說了),也許早已眾叛親離了。70Please respect copyright.PENANAONNCr2hnJp
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她的不利因素,不只是這種脾氣性格。70Please respect copyright.PENANAYJFinwJApy
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還記得「焗用誠哥台」這個都市傳說嗎?70Please respect copyright.PENANAZguZPil5h5
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那個未有WhatsApp的年代,後生仔女有個不成文規矩,就是手機必須用誠哥台,以作同台免費SMS。誰不用誠哥台,就是不合群、獨行俠、孤立、邊緣化,會沒朋友。「班Friend個個都用誠哥台,唔通自己一個唔用咩?唔用就冇得同成班Friend一齊免費SMS」。70Please respect copyright.PENANA0yWKmt5kPn
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所以,當時的後生仔女,即使對誠哥台如何不滿,也無奈使用。70Please respect copyright.PENANAXgbFjzuNLJ
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然而,天娜卻不用誠哥台,用袋鼠國台,還要長期靜音,打給她,九成以上miss call。結果還是朋友滿瀉,而且每人也圍著她團團轉。70Please respect copyright.PENANATe7iajHkkO
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至於我嘛?當然是用甚麼台也一樣。70Please respect copyright.PENANAXd2k9Nif1V
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更不利的,還有她之前(及後來)的工作:屋邨診所助護。困身得恐怖,無良醫畜連奀無可奀的香港勞工法例,也可違反:要她每週上班6.5天,星期一至六12碼、星期日上午6碼,年假不可放,以薪代假。70Please respect copyright.PENANAv7tnQdgr0D
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如此困身,換了是其他人,可能已根本毫無結識朋友的可能。但她的朋友、桃花,卻是從未停止的飛來蜢。70Please respect copyright.PENANAqeZE7E7t7D
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來就診的,這天一個小學男同學,那天一個中學同學的弟弟......「男仔Friend」名單就有進賬。70Please respect copyright.PENANAwF0KYBRISR
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甚至,她那醫畜腦細向藥廠進了貨沒找數,藥廠派收數佬到診所收數,就連這個收數佬,也被她收編成為「男仔Friend」,你說這天娜可怕嗎?70Please respect copyright.PENANA0KiswIU59S
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這只是她有向我透露的冰山一角,她沒說的,肯定還有無數更震撼更匪夷所思的收編故事。70Please respect copyright.PENANAnWqBISZzuX
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I recap,她絕非甚麼國色天香。70Please respect copyright.PENANAU8nD6eegQp
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再再再再再次不得不深信冥冥之中天命,萬般皆是命,半點不由人。70Please respect copyright.PENANAwQ8H33Z9t8
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她冥冥之中的天命,就是朋友磁石、桃花磁石。70Please respect copyright.PENANAW3ZUvA1gfj
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而我......這劣作寫了這麼久了,我遇到的,除了天娜和肥妹,全是甚麼?!70Please respect copyright.PENANA3VLCeZMh0W