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小時候，你是否有過東西亂扔，被長輩教訓的記憶？379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZH4Xnp7rF1
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玩具、娃娃、小汽車、書本丟不見了，找不著了，就會被教訓說：「難道書會自己長腳跑掉不成！」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPosKJUwEZ
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在書店裡，還真有這種「自己長腳跑掉的書」。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcm03L7FBN0
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店員茶葉蛋和店員艾莉兒曾負責童書區，童書區是很混亂的一區，一般成人看的書區也有被亂放的時候，大人們書本亂放往往是順手擺在顯眼位置，但是小孩子的書本亂放，是上天下地任我遨遊，有縫就插，沒縫還是插，奉行沒路走就自己開創。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40sRd8N21Z
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在童書區，書本被亂擺是日常風景。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RyI1N2Wxe
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當中卻有那麼一本書，在亂世之中長年位居亂王之王寶座。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kIJm8rezP
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這則故事是關於小天下出版的童書繪本《我的老師是怪獸！（不，我不是！）》。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2aZE3A0cab
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這是一本永遠不在原處的繪本，只因它實在太受小孩子歡迎，每個經過的孩子都要拿起來翻幾下，翻完後彷彿被施展魔法般失憶幾分鐘前所有記憶，想不起原本從哪裡拿的。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AkGW9qiYX
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某日，又是一大群孩子肆虐完童書區後，店員茶葉蛋照例來巡視童書區，把被買走的書補上新的，整理被弄亂的書本。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9rkcHOKbG
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「玩具好亂喔，小朋友又亂放了，咦？這裡怎麼卡了一本書，啊！怪獸老師又是你！」茶葉蛋從兒童玩具區撈出被亂放的《我的老師是怪獸》，順手將它擺回小天下出版社的書區。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjXCjWyEUu
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約莫一小時後。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxagGkP7STk
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已經把書區整理過一遍的茶葉蛋從洗手間出來，他低頭看手錶，心想：時間好像差不多了。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrssjfXhrQ
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於是繞路過去看看小天下出版社書區的架上。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIx8mEGWBWN
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茶葉蛋忍不住笑出來，「噗......果然怪獸老師又跑掉了。」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡku7IRZ3O6K
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沒錯，那本《我的老師是怪獸》又不見了。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkSSCSHV65
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茶葉蛋晃了一圈後，從小麥田出版社的書區找到《我的老師是怪獸》，再把它放回架上。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlANSyPHE0w
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五分鐘後。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBffQxNGMS
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店員艾莉兒也去整理書區，她回來後和茶葉蛋說：「我剛剛在維京出版社的繪本區找到《我的老師是怪獸》。」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLMvdxECu4
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「不是吧，我才剛把它放回家而已。」茶葉蛋哭笑不得，「視線才移開幾分鐘，怪獸老師又長腳跑了。」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbIBDvqLCg
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怪獸老師落跑的足跡遍佈整個童書區。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuUdMwCOdh
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它曾在世一圖書的箱子裡，曾在風車圖書的架子上，曾在親子教養類型書區的第二層櫃子中，也曾偷偷混在兒童有聲書檯子區。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnv7U8D1kZh
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它每一次失蹤，店員茶葉蛋和艾莉兒就得到處去找它，往往找回來沒多久，視線才剛挪開，轉眼它又跑掉了。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5Awbs2N11
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《我的老師是怪獸》是一本很可愛的繪本，封面畫了一頭綠色恐龍，臭著臉，手插腰的模樣，像極了每個人童年陰影裡的老師。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Lr9jZow5B
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書中的主角小羅有一位很嚴厲的老師柯比，柯比老師上課時總是大吼大叫，要他們安靜，不准他們講話，不准他們玩紙飛機。某次小羅在課外時遇見柯比老師，他與柯比老師一同坐在公園長椅上，小羅第一次發覺，柯比老師沒有像以往一樣變成怪獸大吼大叫，他看起來就像尋常人。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5hnkw0Ulb
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如果將書翻到背面看，會發現張牙舞爪的怪獸老師，其實也只是平凡人而已。曾經以為的恐怖大怪獸，說不定只是還不夠了解對方。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeEIKXKNsv
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書店裡總是自己逃跑的繪本，也不是真的發生靈異故事。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClZXsQAIsf
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僅僅是因為，孩子們非常愛這本書。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMoYRidZpH
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